Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

You know what's up now
They've got the DNA swab
They see your crab lice
Haiku # 64318, April 25, 2019 12:56 am ET
by Stalked
"To Serve and Protect"
In case of emergency
Dial 575
Haiku # 64317, April 25, 2019 12:11 am ET
by Haiku Police
When I pulled your dink
You danced like you were walking
Across red hot coals
Haiku # 64316, April 24, 2019 11:29 pm ET
by Dink Puller
Bend it like Beckham
So you can reach my G spot
The crowd is cheering
Haiku # 64315, April 24, 2019 11:26 pm ET
by Soccer Mom
Sexual soccer
Scoreless in regulation
Came in stoppage time
Haiku # 64314, April 24, 2019 11:18 pm ET
by Purveyor of Smut
Meow? ...
Meow? ...
Meow? ...
Haiku # 64313, April 24, 2019 11:14 pm ET
by Cat of House at 3 AM
It's kind of awkward
You and me out on the town
I'm a flightless bird
Haiku # 64312, April 24, 2019 11:07 pm ET
by Cassowary bird of Both feet on the ground
Cassowary Bird
Blissful. Plays didgeridoo
Oh wait, that s his bong
Haiku # 64311, April 24, 2019 10:01 pm ET
by Bird watcher
Tie yellow ribbon
Around Tony Orlando s
Tremendous penis!!
Haiku # 64310, April 24, 2019 9:57 pm ET
by No circumcision! No circumcision!!
autumn leaves of colors
fall only to grow again the old oak tree as the bees still gather round the in the tree is sweet nectar
Haiku # 64309, April 24, 2019 9:30 pm ET
by Within The Oak of Oxygen the Gathering
Remember when we did
Hands Across America
And I pulled your dink?
Haiku # 64308, April 24, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Why it never works of Someone always lets go
Round about this time
When the sun begins to set
I get a boner
Haiku # 64307, April 24, 2019 9:21 pm ET
by Rural Guido of Watching the sun set
2 breakdancing birds
Oldskool on flattened cardboard
Kool Cassowaries
Haiku # 64306, April 24, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Cassowaries of Cardboard
Corn chip feet
set the shoe on fire
hot breath and bologna ass
Haiku # 64305, April 24, 2019 9:17 pm ET
by Ass Munchers of R Us BaDOOKIEDOE
It s called e. Coli
My homemade backend milkshake
Brings it to your yard
Haiku # 64304, April 24, 2019 9:15 pm ET
by Good Neighbour of Your backyard
It
Haiku # 64303, April 24, 2019 9:15 pm ET
by Good Neighbour of Your backyard
You better wash it!
Using frozen turd dildos...
not very healthy!
Haiku # 64302, April 24, 2019 9:11 pm ET
by LF
What drugs do you like?
How often do you partake?
Let's be honest now.
Haiku # 64301, April 24, 2019 9:08 pm ET
by Statistician of Confidently High Pothesis.
Mueller said it best:
nothing there in the sandwich
but hatred and air.
Haiku # 64300, April 24, 2019 8:54 pm ET
by The Wicked Hate Him The Righteous Love Him of Eat Filth and Die
Way back in the day
Really not that long ago
We wiped with corn cobs
Haiku # 64299, April 24, 2019 8:00 pm ET
by Rear Admiral of Colonel Sanders
been through shaming
also bad naming
mobs can lick the cob
Haiku # 64298, April 24, 2019 6:38 pm ET
by Garden of Fungicide
Napolitano
Telling it just like it is
Sucks to be cheeto
Haiku # 64297, April 24, 2019 6:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Off to wash my cunt
Been putting it off too long
See you much later
Haiku # 64296, April 24, 2019 5:49 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
Cassowary bird
Just ate a big ice cream cone
It was delicious
Haiku # 64295, April 24, 2019 5:46 pm ET
by Cassowary bird
Kyoto skin flute
Cassowary aria
Maestro castrated
Haiku # 64294, April 24, 2019 5:37 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Box seats
Dank wank made it stank
Drank from the tank. Robbed sperm bank.
Can't tell beans from frank
Haiku # 64293, April 24, 2019 5:31 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
Fukushima Bride
Radioactive vagina
Built-in vibrator
Haiku # 64292, April 24, 2019 5:20 pm ET
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Kyoto cherry blooms
We stroll in fragrant moonlight
Shit all over Darth
Haiku # 64291, April 24, 2019 5:11 pm ET
by Poetic Geisha of Shit
Ehhm, excuse please
I hevink uranium...
You are want to buy?
Haiku # 64290, April 24, 2019 5:08 pm ET
by Hillary Putin of Radioaktiv Kollusion
Syllabic laxness
Will lead to public shaming
before Haiku mob.
Haiku # 64289, April 24, 2019 5:04 pm ET
by Community Organizer of Haiku
Leave me alone u bunch of ball sacks
Haiku # 64288, April 24, 2019 5:03 pm ET
by Whales Dicks of Scribbled Nuts
I had a pet dog when I was younger
It drank something poisonous
And ended up dead and bloated
Flies were feasting when I found it
Reminds me of you
Except I actually liked the dog
Haiku # 64287, April 24, 2019 4:55 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
YOU ARE SO SMART AND WITTY
YOU MUST BE REALLY SUCCESSFUL
YOU SEEM HAPPY AND SATISFIED
Haiku # 64286, April 24, 2019 4:53 pm ET
by NPC
Made in God's image
He must jerk off all day long
And look just like you
Haiku # 64285, April 24, 2019 4:30 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Nerd Watch
AGREED
ORANGE MAN BAD
SYLLABLE COUNTING IS RACIST
Haiku # 64284, April 24, 2019 4:18 pm ET
by NPC
I love Daddy Trump
Because he made Feminists
and Transsexuals!
Haiku # 64283, April 24, 2019 3:49 pm ET
by God is good but YOU aren't
Spewdon, Sprayson, Glob
Hardonathon, Queeftopher
Taintbert, Prejaxxon
Haiku # 64282, April 24, 2019 3:12 pm ET
by Uncommon Boys Names of Better than Adolph
Pucker upper time
Donald Trump somersaulting
Kissing his own ass
Haiku # 64281, April 24, 2019 2:59 pm ET
by Which end is which?
I voted for Trump.
'Cause he's got a purdy mouth.
I bet he'd squeal.
Haiku # 64280, April 24, 2019 2:49 pm ET
by Figpuckers cousin' Amos.
You'll be standing there
Orange face and comb over
Goosestepping in place
Haiku # 64279, April 24, 2019 1:59 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
It's truly silly
How unstable Progressives
Think Trump is Hitler
Haiku # 64278, April 24, 2019 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Exactamundo
The Fonz says, "SIT ON IT, TRUMP!"
"SIT ON IT, HITLER!"
Haiku # 64277, April 24, 2019 1:33 pm ET
by The Fonz of Motorcycle
It's almost eerie
How Trump looks just like Hitler
Without the mustache
Haiku # 64276, April 24, 2019 10:11 am ET
by Apple of Your eye
Too goo to be true.
Own your own cassowary.
Florida auction.

Look it up, my man.
Killed its elderly owner.
Now it's up for grabs.
Haiku # 64275, April 24, 2019 4:16 am ET
by LF
Look between my thighs.
Holding crack pipe tight in hand.
Catch a scary turd.
Haiku # 64274, April 24, 2019 4:11 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
Cassowary bird
Holding cigarette in beak
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 64273, April 24, 2019 4:06 am ET
by Badass Cassowary Bird of Street
Look into my eyes
West side story soundtrack plays
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 64272, April 24, 2019 4:04 am ET
by Cassowary bird of Street
Without flight. Got fight.
Cassowary me ousside
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 64271, April 24, 2019 4:01 am ET
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you ll try to sneak by
Cassowaries wake
Haiku # 64270, April 24, 2019 3:58 am ET
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you
Haiku # 64269, April 24, 2019 3:58 am ET
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
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