Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

What if you
Haiku # 63726, April 13, 2019 7:18 am ET
by One toke over the line, sweet jesus of Railway station
These are not poems.
These are the Words of The Lord!
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63725, April 13, 2019 4:06 am ET
by TTFFP
You know what it is,
The miracle of Jesus?
Praise be to Jesus!

Walking on water.
Fish, wine and bread, that's all fine.
Praise be to Jesus!

But those are not it!
He looked to strangers as friends.
Praise be to Jesus!

Only God does that.
And men fill with His spirit.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63724, April 13, 2019 4:04 am ET
by TTGFP
When you have Jesus
you can walk with your head high.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63723, April 13, 2019 3:06 am ET
by TTGFP
The Big Kahuna.
I do love a good burger.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63722, April 13, 2019 3:04 am ET
by Make mine Kosher. No cheese or bacon. of Hold the katsup and mayo.
Benny Mardones
Carpet Cleaning Services
I wouldn't trust him
Haiku # 63721, April 13, 2019 2:08 am ET
by Primal scream of Into the night
Don't be do sure,bud
Might be conjoined headless twins
With a double cunt
Haiku # 63720, April 13, 2019 1:56 am ET
by You the daddy
When she's on the pill
And one cums in her pussy
She won't get pregnant
Haiku # 63719, April 13, 2019 1:41 am ET
by Master of The obvious
Gynecology
Looking at strangers pussies
Good for self esteem
Haiku # 63718, April 13, 2019 1:11 am ET
by Delusions of Grandeur
I'm so tired of this
I'm writing the same poem
That I wrote last time
Haiku # 63717, April 13, 2019 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Funny things happen
When you don't pay attention
Bird shit on my head!
Haiku # 63716, April 13, 2019 12:33 am ET
by Mindfulness
You got some nice legs
And you know I'm a leg man
Here, meet my third leg
Haiku # 63715, April 13, 2019 12:31 am ET
by Triskellion Hellion
We all want to see
Jesus in a wife beater
Stella Stella!! Right?
Haiku # 63714, April 13, 2019 12:30 am ET
by Put in a shirt of For Christ's sake
His one fantasy
She would walk across his back
In stiletto heels
Haiku # 63713, April 13, 2019 12:27 am ET
by As seen through a keyhole
everything comes out
But maybe out the wrong end
And stains your good pants
Haiku # 63712, April 13, 2019 12:24 am ET
by Beanie Baby
Cream whipped to a froth
Dispensed from the limp penis
Of Mister Fritzl
Haiku # 63711, April 12, 2019 10:59 pm ET
by Practically Perverted
The Big Kahuna
You keep zipped up in your pants
Well, it ain't so big
Haiku # 63709, April 12, 2019 10:55 pm ET
by ShrinkyDink of Sink
Jesus still loves you.
No matter how you test Him.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63708, April 12, 2019 8:13 pm ET
by TTGFP
Whipped cream or semen
Which is a better topping
For my strawberries?
Haiku # 63707, April 12, 2019 7:59 pm ET
by Follower of Satan
Loaves and fishes trick
Next, walking on water trick
Levitate table
Haiku # 63706, April 12, 2019 7:13 pm ET
by Dinner and a show of Wazzup Last Supper
Let's grab a fig leaf
Cover your sexual junque
And stop rubbing it
Haiku # 63705, April 12, 2019 7:10 pm ET
by Grad of Egads!
Do not waste your time
with that which is not of God.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63704, April 12, 2019 7:01 pm ET
by TTGFP
Art class nude model
"What a swell looking penis."
Still life kielbasa
Haiku # 63703, April 12, 2019 3:09 pm ET
by Hide the Salami
Try New Oxy-Syllable
Removes filth from poetry
Tide Pods on steroids
Haiku # 63702, April 12, 2019 3:06 pm ET
by Jesus H Christmas
Smelly arthritis
Just had another birthday
How would I do that?
Haiku # 63701, April 12, 2019 12:37 pm ET
by Like an old cat
Today's your birthday
How I would jump on your desk
David Letterman
Haiku # 63700, April 12, 2019 12:35 pm ET
by Sag Tits
Kitten cat kitten
Cat cat kitten cat kitten
Kitten cat kitten
Haiku # 63699, April 12, 2019 12:33 pm ET
by Kitten of Star
Yo, Spermin' Melville
Just met you, this is crazy
So call me Ishmael
Haiku # 63698, April 12, 2019 12:31 pm ET
by Maybe Dick of Hump like a snow hill
Sometimes I wonder
If I were a prostitute
How much would I charge?
Haiku # 63697, April 12, 2019 10:28 am ET
by Cause of Your depression
I'm in my forties
I've yet to fuck a shemale
But I still have time
Haiku # 63696, April 12, 2019 9:20 am ET
by Subject of Your nightmare
Farts are not profane
You must have flunked science class
Farts contain methane
Haiku # 63695, April 12, 2019 9:01 am ET
by Mike Roeb of At Work
Japanese House Tour
Traditional floor mats spooged
I removed my shoes
Haiku # 63694, April 12, 2019 8:58 am ET
by Barefoot Bandit of Running the other way
Ever wonder why
My haiku's are so profane?
If not,suck my dick
Haiku # 63693, April 12, 2019 8:55 am ET
by Sick of Your shit
My contribution
Are farts tax deductible?
We'll be millionaires
Haiku # 63692, April 12, 2019 8:53 am ET
by Splat Methaney
Is that the foghorn?
Rise and shine. I'm on the case
Well now, who farted?
Haiku # 63691, April 12, 2019 8:37 am ET
by Noticer of Details
When I bend over
Look closely at my black hole
Now take a picture
Haiku # 63690, April 12, 2019 4:08 am ET
by Science is amazing
His sandals were dope
Flowing hair impressed the babes
Fonz of Nazareth
Haiku # 63689, April 12, 2019 2:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Seven eleven
Or was it the six six six
He liked to shoplift
Haiku # 63688, April 12, 2019 2:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
He rode on an ass
To the store to fetch bread
He waved to the whores
Haiku # 63687, April 12, 2019 2:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
He went to the store
For a loaf of bread he said
And a piece of ass
Haiku # 63686, April 12, 2019 2:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let us not forget
Moses was a warlord too.
Praise be to Jesus.

For "enlightenment"
Buddha left his family.
Praise be to Jesus.

It can be said that
Jesus is the Lord of Peace.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63685, April 12, 2019 2:32 am ET
by TTGFP. The Lord Jesus was ahead of his time.
Mohammed Shamu
Give that as your alias
The best way to go
Haiku # 63684, April 12, 2019 2:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never had a doubt
Picked you out of the lineup
Saw your half inch knob
Haiku # 63683, April 12, 2019 2:29 am ET
by Tattletale
Vaseline in bulk
Massaging a dead tree trunk
Whilst defecating
Haiku # 63682, April 12, 2019 2:27 am ET
by Gruuuuuunt
Vagitarian
Creamed corn beef and muff cabbage
Face down in your plate
Haiku # 63681, April 12, 2019 2:24 am ET
by Butter Bean of Smelly Peen
Moohamad=dead pork
Warlord tyrant false prophet
"The Obvious One"
^ also a pedophile
don't get used to me agreeing with you
Haiku # 63680, April 12, 2019 2:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Please buy this for me
It's on Amazon dot com
Cat Butts in Space book
Haiku # 63679, April 12, 2019 1:59 am ET
by It's a coloring book of Starkitten wants this please
Moohamad=dead pork
Warlord tyrant false prophet
"The Obvious One"
Haiku # 63678, April 12, 2019 1:33 am ET
by La Illaha Ill A FARRRTTTT !
Now it's dark again
When I jump from the bushes
You will be startled
Haiku # 63677, April 12, 2019 12:52 am ET
by Creep of Bushes
over in Japan
Hurry up soba noodles
Hangry robot dance
Haiku # 63676, April 11, 2019 11:54 pm ET
by Part Insect of Radioactive
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