Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Vagitarian
Creamed corn beef and muff cabbage
Face down in your plate
Haiku # 63681, April 12, 2019 2:24 am ET
by Butter Bean of Smelly Peen
Moohamad=dead pork
Warlord tyrant false prophet
"The Obvious One"
^ also a pedophile
don't get used to me agreeing with you
Haiku # 63680, April 12, 2019 2:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Please buy this for me
It's on Amazon dot com
Cat Butts in Space book
Haiku # 63679, April 12, 2019 1:59 am ET
by It's a coloring book of Starkitten wants this please
Moohamad=dead pork
Warlord tyrant false prophet
"The Obvious One"
Haiku # 63678, April 12, 2019 1:33 am ET
by La Illaha Ill A FARRRTTTT !
Now it's dark again
When I jump from the bushes
You will be startled
Haiku # 63677, April 12, 2019 12:52 am ET
by Creep of Bushes
over in Japan
Hurry up soba noodles
Hangry robot dance
Haiku # 63676, April 11, 2019 11:54 pm ET
by Part Insect of Radioactive
Thought you said
Blow job you know giving head
I'll get my ears checked
Haiku # 63675, April 11, 2019 11:47 pm ET
by Miracle ear of Up 2 streets Take a left
You apologize
For a misunderstanding
You end up ahead
Haiku # 63674, April 11, 2019 11:46 pm ET
by Sorry of My Bad
Not the kind of guy
Who would spend money on you
For a fancy meal
Haiku # 63673, April 11, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by Spam it is
While you weren't looking
Repossessed your possessions
Then I pooped on them
Haiku # 63672, April 11, 2019 11:25 pm ET
by Stan
Possessed by myself
Verifying process then
Possessing myself
Haiku # 63671, April 11, 2019 11:10 pm ET
by MONARCH of Deja Vu
Most of my haiku
Gems remotely harvested
Hidden sphincter mine
Haiku # 63670, April 11, 2019 10:52 pm ET
by Digger Barnes
Japanese Robot
Forehead bagel conniption
Train station blow job
Haiku # 63669, April 11, 2019 10:49 pm ET
by Waiting
Not very clean now
After my bathroom blowout
Hey, how you down'?
Haiku # 63668, April 11, 2019 10:43 pm ET
by Friend
Waddle waddle squat
Fart fart squelch fart fart kersplat
Microbes at work here
Haiku # 63667, April 11, 2019 10:41 pm ET
by Mike Roeb of Work
Under the big wave
Washing my huge smelly ass
Polluting the sea
Haiku # 63666, April 11, 2019 10:39 pm ET
by Clean for a minute
Tofu excrement
Fresh churned through hippie buttocks
Won't harsh your mellow
Haiku # 63665, April 11, 2019 10:34 pm ET
by Greasy Dean
I'm at a gay bar
Doing the boot scoot boogie
Got a day-glo dong
Haiku # 63664, April 11, 2019 10:32 pm ET
by Colorful Individual
I know God is real.
Butterflies are beautiful.
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku # 63663, April 11, 2019 10:17 pm ET
by TTGFP
And God so loved Man
that He gave His only Son.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63662, April 11, 2019 10:15 pm ET
by TTGFP
You're grounded for life
Hurts me more than it hurts you
Praise be to Allah!
Haiku # 63660, April 11, 2019 8:50 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Jesus the Hotshot
Like a bat straight out of Hell
On the Hoverboard
Haiku # 63659, April 11, 2019 8:47 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Looking on
Italian stallion
Stalking your tuna meatball
Fat sausage in hand
Haiku # 63658, April 11, 2019 8:41 pm ET
by Rural Guido of Garden of overripe vaginas
Don't believe Satan.
If you do, you'll burn in Hell!
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63656, April 11, 2019 8:10 pm ET
by TTGFP
We are all equal
in the eyes of our Maker.
Praise be to Jesus!

Regardless of your
favorite ice cream flavor.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63655, April 11, 2019 7:41 pm ET
by TTGFP
By loving Jesus
you can better love mankind.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63654, April 11, 2019 7:37 pm ET
by TTGFP
Do not worship cats.
Though they saved man from the plague.
Praise be to Jesus!

You should thank the Lord.
God told cats to eat the rats.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63653, April 11, 2019 7:32 pm ET
by TTGFP
cats cats kittens cats
Kittens kittens kittens cats
Cats cats kittens cats
Haiku # 63652, April 11, 2019 7:15 pm ET
by Starkitten of Whisker City
What you're made of
Mostly water and dead skin
No wonder life's hard
Haiku # 63651, April 11, 2019 7:10 pm ET
by Who remastered scientist of Whoremaster Asteroid
Oops, forgot to sign.
Forgetting is not a sin.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63650, April 11, 2019 6:45 pm ET
by TTGFP
Cleansed of my anger
and filth that poisoned my mind.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63649, April 11, 2019 6:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd never do that!
Lev. eighteen twenty-two.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63648, April 11, 2019 6:40 pm ET
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess
Giving up coffee.
With Jesus you can quit drugs.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63647, April 11, 2019 6:36 pm ET
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess
Oh, glorious day.
I greet it with open arms.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63646, April 11, 2019 6:33 pm ET
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess
I could be in porn
If I don't mind getting AIDS
Mostly on weekends
Haiku # 63644, April 11, 2019 3:50 pm ET
by Scared of My own shadow
Look into my eyes
Are you scared of The Devil
Look into my eyes
Haiku # 63643, April 11, 2019 3:08 pm ET
by Benny Mardones of Perverted Flying Carpet
This site should not be
So very very boring.
What happened to it?
Haiku # 63642, April 11, 2019 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rustle up some grub
Smell what The Rock is cooking
Burned the Last Supper
Haiku # 63641, April 11, 2019 2:52 pm ET
by Churchgoer of Pizza Spaghetti Monster Cathedral
Sarcasm will not
Save or impress anyone
I so pity you
Haiku # 63640, April 11, 2019 2:47 pm ET
by Ghost of Christmas
At the very least
Order the guy a pizza
Praise be to Jesus
Haiku # 63639, April 11, 2019 2:40 pm ET
by Lord Have Mercy of Domino
Ocean tides cycle.
But The Rock remains steady.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63638, April 11, 2019 1:45 pm ET
by TTGF
Raise your hands up high.
Feel the spirit of the Lord.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63637, April 11, 2019 1:42 pm ET
by TTGF
Jesus on the cross
contemplates their carpentry.
Praise be to Jesus.

The inferior
skills of the Roman soldiers.
Praise be to Jesus.

They nailed down his hands.
But his soul was free to soar.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63636, April 11, 2019 1:37 pm ET
by TTGF
Shitting in the dark
Then everyone yells, "SURPRISE!"
Living room commode
Haiku # 63635, April 11, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Dartha Stewart of OCD
Leave it in the bowl
Just might brighten someone's day
Share your brown output
Haiku # 63634, April 11, 2019 1:28 pm ET
by Post Partum of fartum
Rock groups are sinners.
Pray for their dark wicked souls.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63633, April 11, 2019 1:26 pm ET
by TTGF
My sins forgiven!
Washed clean by the blood of Christ.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63632, April 11, 2019 1:23 pm ET
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy
Hallelujah Lord!
I feel the light in my soul!
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63631, April 11, 2019 1:20 pm ET
by Twinkly Toes Glitter Fairy
Amen. Praise Jesus.
Prophet, Priest and King. Our judge.
React in vain, earth.
Haiku # 63630, April 11, 2019 8:23 am ET
by Twinkletoes Glitter of Hovering over Darth's R. shoulder
I gave ten dollars
to a homeless street beggar.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63629, April 11, 2019 7:55 am ET
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy.
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