You apologize
For a misunderstanding
You end up ahead
by Sorry of My Bad
Not the kind of guy
Who would spend money on you
For a fancy meal
by Spam it is
While you weren't looking
Repossessed your possessions
Then I pooped on them
by Stan
Possessed by myself
Verifying process then
Possessing myself
by MONARCH of Deja Vu
Most of my haiku
Gems remotely harvested
Hidden sphincter mine
by Digger Barnes
Japanese Robot
Forehead bagel conniption
Train station blow job
by Waiting
Not very clean now
After my bathroom blowout
Hey, how you down'?
by Friend
Waddle waddle squat
Fart fart squelch fart fart kersplat
Microbes at work here
by Mike Roeb of Work
Under the big wave
Washing my huge smelly ass
Polluting the sea
by Clean for a minute
Tofu excrement
Fresh churned through hippie buttocks
Won't harsh your mellow
by Greasy Dean
I'm at a gay bar
Doing the boot scoot boogie
Got a day-glo dong
by Colorful Individual
I know God is real.
Butterflies are beautiful.
Praise be to Jesus.
by TTGFP
And God so loved Man
that He gave His only Son.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
You're grounded for life
Hurts me more than it hurts you
Praise be to Allah!
by Noticer of Details
Jesus the Hotshot
Like a bat straight out of Hell
On the Hoverboard
by Noticer of Details of Looking on
Italian stallion
Stalking your tuna meatball
Fat sausage in hand
by Rural Guido of Garden of overripe vaginas
Don't believe Satan.
If you do, you'll burn in Hell!
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
We are all equal
in the eyes of our Maker.
Praise be to Jesus!
Regardless of your
favorite ice cream flavor.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
By loving Jesus
you can better love mankind.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
Do not worship cats.
Though they saved man from the plague.
Praise be to Jesus!
You should thank the Lord.
God told cats to eat the rats.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
cats cats kittens cats
Kittens kittens kittens cats
Cats cats kittens cats
by Starkitten of Whisker City
What you're made of
Mostly water and dead skin
No wonder life's hard
by Who remastered scientist of Whoremaster Asteroid
Oops, forgot to sign.
Forgetting is not a sin.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
Cleansed of my anger
and filth that poisoned my mind.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Anonymous Poet
I'd never do that!
Lev. eighteen twenty-two.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess
Giving up coffee.
With Jesus you can quit drugs.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess
Oh, glorious day.
I greet it with open arms.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess
I could be in porn
If I don't mind getting AIDS
Mostly on weekends
by Scared of My own shadow
Look into my eyes
Are you scared of The Devil
Look into my eyes
by Benny Mardones of Perverted Flying Carpet
This site should not be
So very very boring.
What happened to it?
by Anonymous Poet
Rustle up some grub
Smell what The Rock is cooking
Burned the Last Supper
by Churchgoer of Pizza Spaghetti Monster Cathedral
Sarcasm will not
Save or impress anyone
I so pity you
by Ghost of Christmas
At the very least
Order the guy a pizza
Praise be to Jesus
by Lord Have Mercy of Domino
Ocean tides cycle.
But The Rock remains steady.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGF
Raise your hands up high.
Feel the spirit of the Lord.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGF
Jesus on the cross
contemplates their carpentry.
Praise be to Jesus.
The inferior
skills of the Roman soldiers.
Praise be to Jesus.
They nailed down his hands.
But his soul was free to soar.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGF
Shitting in the dark
Then everyone yells, "SURPRISE!"
Living room commode
by Dartha Stewart of OCD
Leave it in the bowl
Just might brighten someone's day
Share your brown output
by Post Partum of fartum
Rock groups are sinners.
Pray for their dark wicked souls.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGF
My sins forgiven!
Washed clean by the blood of Christ.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy
Hallelujah Lord!
I feel the light in my soul!
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkly Toes Glitter Fairy
Amen. Praise Jesus.
Prophet, Priest and King. Our judge.
React in vain, earth.
by Twinkletoes Glitter of Hovering over Darth's R. shoulder
I gave ten dollars
to a homeless street beggar.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy.
LA LA LA LA LA.
Hear, see, and speak no evil.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkly Toes Glitter Fairy of Reelection Campaign Headquarters for the Illustrious President Trump
"Where is your Bible?"
I always have it with me.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy
Just saw vhs
Crawl across the trunk of car
In a chic pink dress
by CumbStaines of Cleaners
Zap ruder footage
Hot cream pie trajectory
Pow in the kisser
by Wank Zappage of All over the place
Go ahead, try it
Wank with non dominant hand
See how it cums out
by Rural Guido of Oooorah J Klloofs
Total juzzwuzard
The diarrhea shithouse
Wadsworth Darthfellow
by Rural Guido
