Sometimes I wonder
If I were a prostitute
How much would I charge?
by Cause of Your depression
I'm in my forties
I've yet to fuck a shemale
But I still have time
by Subject of Your nightmare
Farts are not profane
You must have flunked science class
Farts contain methane
by Mike Roeb of At Work
Japanese House Tour
Traditional floor mats spooged
I removed my shoes
by Barefoot Bandit of Running the other way
Ever wonder why
My haiku's are so profane?
If not,suck my dick
by Sick of Your shit
My contribution
Are farts tax deductible?
We'll be millionaires
by Splat Methaney
Is that the foghorn?
Rise and shine. I'm on the case
Well now, who farted?
by Noticer of Details
When I bend over
Look closely at my black hole
Now take a picture
by Science is amazing
His sandals were dope
Flowing hair impressed the babes
Fonz of Nazareth
by Anonymous Poet
Seven eleven
Or was it the six six six
He liked to shoplift
by Anonymous Poet
He rode on an ass
To the store to fetch bread
He waved to the whores
by Anonymous Poet
He went to the store
For a loaf of bread he said
And a piece of ass
by Anonymous Poet
Let us not forget
Moses was a warlord too.
Praise be to Jesus.
For "enlightenment"
Buddha left his family.
Praise be to Jesus.
It can be said that
Jesus is the Lord of Peace.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP. The Lord Jesus was ahead of his time.
Mohammed Shamu
Give that as your alias
The best way to go
by Anonymous Poet
Never had a doubt
Picked you out of the lineup
Saw your half inch knob
by Tattletale
Vaseline in bulk
Massaging a dead tree trunk
Whilst defecating
by Gruuuuuunt
Vagitarian
Creamed corn beef and muff cabbage
Face down in your plate
by Butter Bean of Smelly Peen
Moohamad=dead pork
Warlord tyrant false prophet
"The Obvious One"
^ also a pedophile
don't get used to me agreeing with you
by Anonymous Poet
Please buy this for me
It's on Amazon dot com
Cat Butts in Space book
by It's a coloring book of Starkitten wants this please
Moohamad=dead pork
Warlord tyrant false prophet
"The Obvious One"
by La Illaha Ill A FARRRTTTT !
Now it's dark again
When I jump from the bushes
You will be startled
by Creep of Bushes
over in Japan
Hurry up soba noodles
Hangry robot dance
by Part Insect of Radioactive
Thought you said
Blow job you know giving head
I'll get my ears checked
by Miracle ear of Up 2 streets Take a left
You apologize
For a misunderstanding
You end up ahead
by Sorry of My Bad
Not the kind of guy
Who would spend money on you
For a fancy meal
by Spam it is
While you weren't looking
Repossessed your possessions
Then I pooped on them
by Stan
Possessed by myself
Verifying process then
Possessing myself
by MONARCH of Deja Vu
Most of my haiku
Gems remotely harvested
Hidden sphincter mine
by Digger Barnes
Japanese Robot
Forehead bagel conniption
Train station blow job
by Waiting
Not very clean now
After my bathroom blowout
Hey, how you down'?
by Friend
Waddle waddle squat
Fart fart squelch fart fart kersplat
Microbes at work here
by Mike Roeb of Work
Under the big wave
Washing my huge smelly ass
Polluting the sea
by Clean for a minute
Tofu excrement
Fresh churned through hippie buttocks
Won't harsh your mellow
by Greasy Dean
I'm at a gay bar
Doing the boot scoot boogie
Got a day-glo dong
by Colorful Individual
I know God is real.
Butterflies are beautiful.
Praise be to Jesus.
by TTGFP
And God so loved Man
that He gave His only Son.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
You're grounded for life
Hurts me more than it hurts you
Praise be to Allah!
by Noticer of Details
Jesus the Hotshot
Like a bat straight out of Hell
On the Hoverboard
by Noticer of Details of Looking on
Italian stallion
Stalking your tuna meatball
Fat sausage in hand
by Rural Guido of Garden of overripe vaginas
Don't believe Satan.
If you do, you'll burn in Hell!
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
We are all equal
in the eyes of our Maker.
Praise be to Jesus!
Regardless of your
favorite ice cream flavor.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
By loving Jesus
you can better love mankind.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
Do not worship cats.
Though they saved man from the plague.
Praise be to Jesus!
You should thank the Lord.
God told cats to eat the rats.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
cats cats kittens cats
Kittens kittens kittens cats
Cats cats kittens cats
by Starkitten of Whisker City
What you're made of
Mostly water and dead skin
No wonder life's hard
by Who remastered scientist of Whoremaster Asteroid
Oops, forgot to sign.
Forgetting is not a sin.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
Cleansed of my anger
and filth that poisoned my mind.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Anonymous Poet
I'd never do that!
Lev. eighteen twenty-two.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess
Giving up coffee.
With Jesus you can quit drugs.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess
Oh, glorious day.
I greet it with open arms.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess
