Benny Mardones
Carpet Cleaning Services
I wouldn't trust him
by Primal scream of Into the night
Don't be do sure,bud
Might be conjoined headless twins
With a double cunt
by You the daddy
When she's on the pill
And one cums in her pussy
She won't get pregnant
by Master of The obvious
Gynecology
Looking at strangers pussies
Good for self esteem
by Delusions of Grandeur
I'm so tired of this
I'm writing the same poem
That I wrote last time
by Anonymous Poet
Funny things happen
When you don't pay attention
Bird shit on my head!
by Mindfulness
You got some nice legs
And you know I'm a leg man
Here, meet my third leg
by Triskellion Hellion
We all want to see
Jesus in a wife beater
Stella Stella!! Right?
by Put in a shirt of For Christ's sake
His one fantasy
She would walk across his back
In stiletto heels
by As seen through a keyhole
everything comes out
But maybe out the wrong end
And stains your good pants
by Beanie Baby
Cream whipped to a froth
Dispensed from the limp penis
Of Mister Fritzl
by Practically Perverted
The Big Kahuna
You keep zipped up in your pants
Well, it ain't so big
by ShrinkyDink of Sink
Jesus still loves you.
No matter how you test Him.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
Whipped cream or semen
Which is a better topping
For my strawberries?
by Follower of Satan
Loaves and fishes trick
Next, walking on water trick
Levitate table
by Dinner and a show of Wazzup Last Supper
Let's grab a fig leaf
Cover your sexual junque
And stop rubbing it
by Grad of Egads!
Do not waste your time
with that which is not of God.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
Art class nude model
"What a swell looking penis."
Still life kielbasa
by Hide the Salami
Try New Oxy-Syllable
Removes filth from poetry
Tide Pods on steroids
by Jesus H Christmas
Smelly arthritis
Just had another birthday
How would I do that?
by Like an old cat
Today's your birthday
How I would jump on your desk
David Letterman
by Sag Tits
Kitten cat kitten
Cat cat kitten cat kitten
Kitten cat kitten
by Kitten of Star
Yo, Spermin' Melville
Just met you, this is crazy
So call me Ishmael
by Maybe Dick of Hump like a snow hill
Sometimes I wonder
If I were a prostitute
How much would I charge?
by Cause of Your depression
I'm in my forties
I've yet to fuck a shemale
But I still have time
by Subject of Your nightmare
Farts are not profane
You must have flunked science class
Farts contain methane
by Mike Roeb of At Work
Japanese House Tour
Traditional floor mats spooged
I removed my shoes
by Barefoot Bandit of Running the other way
Ever wonder why
My haiku's are so profane?
If not,suck my dick
by Sick of Your shit
My contribution
Are farts tax deductible?
We'll be millionaires
by Splat Methaney
Is that the foghorn?
Rise and shine. I'm on the case
Well now, who farted?
by Noticer of Details
When I bend over
Look closely at my black hole
Now take a picture
by Science is amazing
His sandals were dope
Flowing hair impressed the babes
Fonz of Nazareth
by Anonymous Poet
Seven eleven
Or was it the six six six
He liked to shoplift
by Anonymous Poet
He rode on an ass
To the store to fetch bread
He waved to the whores
by Anonymous Poet
He went to the store
For a loaf of bread he said
And a piece of ass
by Anonymous Poet
Let us not forget
Moses was a warlord too.
Praise be to Jesus.
For "enlightenment"
Buddha left his family.
Praise be to Jesus.
It can be said that
Jesus is the Lord of Peace.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP. The Lord Jesus was ahead of his time.
Mohammed Shamu
Give that as your alias
The best way to go
by Anonymous Poet
Never had a doubt
Picked you out of the lineup
Saw your half inch knob
by Tattletale
Vaseline in bulk
Massaging a dead tree trunk
Whilst defecating
by Gruuuuuunt
Vagitarian
Creamed corn beef and muff cabbage
Face down in your plate
by Butter Bean of Smelly Peen
Moohamad=dead pork
Warlord tyrant false prophet
"The Obvious One"
^ also a pedophile
don't get used to me agreeing with you
by Anonymous Poet
Please buy this for me
It's on Amazon dot com
Cat Butts in Space book
by It's a coloring book of Starkitten wants this please
Moohamad=dead pork
Warlord tyrant false prophet
"The Obvious One"
by La Illaha Ill A FARRRTTTT !
Now it's dark again
When I jump from the bushes
You will be startled
by Creep of Bushes
over in Japan
Hurry up soba noodles
Hangry robot dance
by Part Insect of Radioactive
Thought you said
Blow job you know giving head
I'll get my ears checked
by Miracle ear of Up 2 streets Take a left
You apologize
For a misunderstanding
You end up ahead
by Sorry of My Bad
Not the kind of guy
Who would spend money on you
For a fancy meal
by Spam it is
While you weren't looking
Repossessed your possessions
Then I pooped on them
by Stan
Possessed by myself
Verifying process then
Possessing myself
by MONARCH of Deja Vu
