Got so high once
Thought I was an ingrown hair
Thanks, Mary Ellen
by John Boy Walton of High AF Walton
Your mother was right
If you make a face like that
It will stay that way
by Mothers of the Universe of Always aRight
Sexy, just like that.
Saturday IceCream Sundae
Dairy in my bra
by Farm wife of Hee Haw
YouTube's gotten lame.
Jacking off to K-Pop girls.
That's all it's good for.
by df
Wondering aloud.
Beavis. The smashing of frogs.
You're constipation.
by Anonymous Poet
Me need cookie fix.
Medical marijuana.
Brownies okay too.
by Cookie Monster
Icicles dripping
Reminds me of your cold heart
And my warm penis
by Thaw
Wandering around
Beavers. The gnashing of teeth.
I'm constipated
by Full
Confused in your pants
Head swivels around,
owlish
No one gives a hoot
by Who cares?
Now, touch your joystick
Do you feel like Ms. PacMan
Time to whack the mole
by Hey, I resemble/resent that remark of john Boy Walton's mole of cheek
Those Millenials;
They seem clueless about life.
Gaming all day long...
by Playing with your Wii trying to figure out what gender U R
ala peanut butter
sandwiches!!! poof the wild
amazing mumford!
by vhs
Thought you eat fruit now
Ask Oscar for durian
It's in his trash can
by Mr Looper's ghost of High as a Kite
Me still use crayon.
I hope that okay for now.
Got any cookies?
by Cookie Monster
Hey,
you can do it
Your pencil marks may be small
But you press down hard
by Good Penmanship
I changed all the locks
Except my chastity belt
And the old back door
by Cyrus O'Paranoid of Piehole
No one in Paris.
Nothing happening at all.
La Ville de Lumiere.
by Time To Go Shopping Because Everything Is Always Normal of Babylon
A haiku on love
Love stinks oh yes love stinks yes
Love stinks oh love stinks
by Shirley Smothers
We live in Juneau
Baculum to the Future
Schlong time we live here
by Anonymous Poet
Immediately after the rain it was never a good time to go out to the street in front of my house. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome was messing with the neighbor kids. The lived on Carnation powdered milk and buckets of cheap peanut butter. They farted in the mud puddles
by Neighbor
No just have a curse
No newfangled stuff in there
Other than Satan
by Anonymous Poet
Methinks you have a "smart quote" option on your phone or i-pooed and that's what's messing up your haiku submissions.
It turns the straight quotes and apostrophes into curly ones, but badhaiku won't have it. So, there you are. Turn that off and your haiku will not be lost to the aether. Or something.
by Darth Figpucker
They oiled the penis
And rolled it in kosher salt
Wrapped it in wax paper
by Markdown of Meat
Submitting haiku
while sitting on the toilet.
Premature poem.
by Lord Figpucker
I
by Dorks of Yesteryear of Dorking
There is seriously
a chicken breed called "dorking".
It's like destiny.
Technically dorks
are the penises of whales.
And haiku poets.
And fans of Star Trek,
but that is too obvious.
Beam me fucking up.
A world without Spock
is an ugly world indeed.
Not one for old nerds.
by Lord Figpucker
You don't like it here.
Go make "good haiku dot com".
And you will find peace.
by Lord Figpucker The Wise (Ass)
God, sometimes this site
is instantly appalling.
Why did I check here?
by Can't Stop the Haiku Habit
The Dorking chickens
are the oldest chicken breed,
not what rednecks do.
Well, maybe that too.
I mean, dorking a chicken
on a Friday night.
For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo
by Lord Figpucker, The Highly Inappropriate
In a perfect world
Googling for giant cocks
would show me roosters.
by Dora the Explorer of Shocked and appalled.
Again and again
I'm so tired but I can't stop
I love Sudoku
by Number 1 of High Tide
Ready for this weekend and I'm just going through a series of events that led to the point where I am.
by That's about it of Here
I'm not sure how much I love you. I love my new phone case and I love the way I look. Yeah but the best thing about it is the whistles and catcalls I love it
by Juicy
Please pleases the first half of the day after a long time no talk of this page and the first half of the day before I get a new song and the other side of the day I will be in my room and my friends are so many people in my head and I have to be able to get the chance to win a championship game against the yen
by Overheard
please don't mind my limp
Will you please sign my peniscast?
Firm signature, please
by Press Down of Harder
We struggled downstairs
Trying to choke each other
Tried to get in a punch
by Fighters of Downstairs
Little underwear
With a chance of parting cheeks
A release of brown wind
by Fart Report of Back Door
oh, the kind you buy
in a second hand store, wow
collectors item...
by vhs
Raspberry Beret
It must be the ghost of Prince
Prince Rogers Nelson
by Little Red Corvette of Purple Cloud
what the hell are you doing in
my fucking underwear?
by vhs
The kind that lives in
your underwear. Note that I
said yours and not mine.
by df
i always enjoy
blood coming out of the walls
no, that.s...raspberry???
what fucking demon causes raspberry syrup to flow from the walls?
by vhs
And the next morning
Hair was growing on the walls
The doorknobs were missing
by Mysterio
and here we are years
later still posting haikus...
sometimes, a bit more
by vhs
Found an Easter egg.
Wonder if it is still good.
One way to find out.
by The Daring Lord Figpucker
Hey, if you're lonely
I got some smooches for ya
John Boy Walton's Mole
by Looking Fly of Upper cheek
mmhmm, i feel too
flushed to flush because those jokes
all went down the drain
by vhs
