Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #62217
The Dorking chickens
are the oldest chicken breed,
not what rednecks do.

Well, maybe that too.
I mean, dorking a chicken
on a Friday night.

For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo
Haiku #62217
Posted: February 15, 2019 11:20 am ET
Poet & location: Lord Figpucker, The Highly Inappropriate