And the next morning
Hair was growing on the walls
The doorknobs were missing
by Mysterio
and here we are years
later still posting haikus...
sometimes, a bit more
by vhs
Found an Easter egg.
Wonder if it is still good.
One way to find out.
by The Daring Lord Figpucker
Hey, if you're lonely
I got some smooches for ya
John Boy Walton's Mole
by Looking Fly of Upper cheek
mmhmm, i feel too
flushed to flush because those jokes
all went down the drain
by vhs
And all In one go
A heart shaped bowel movement
Pity to flush it
by Regular person of Gone to the John
Wanna know what love is..
I want you to show me
wahoooogaaaaaaaahhh yaaYaaaaah
by Bigfoot
Thinking about Love
'Cause that's what it's all about
Then I stepped in poop
by Distracted of Love potion #2
It's all about Love.
Love,Love,Love,Love,Love... oh wait--
almost forgot God.
by Industrialized Holidays of Doom
How do I know this?
WahooooooooGahhhhhhh Ya Ya
Gross Dripping sounds
by Are we having fun yeti? of Sticky Situation
When Bigfoot gets laid
Lusty moans reverberate
Trees gush sap comeload
by Grizz of Forest
You should hear it
My Michael MacDonald voice
I look like Bigfoot
by I tell you of Stoned AF like Jelly Roll too
mississippi moon, wont you
keep on shining on me
by vhs
mississippi moon, wont you
keep on shining on me
by vhs
By "higher" I mean stoned out of your fucking gourd.
by Anonymous Poet
to higher dimensions
by Anonymous Poet
a gateway
by Anonymous Poet
is a door
by Anonymous Poet
That jar
by Anonymous Poet
This can
by Anonymous Poet
all your tweets are belong to us
by vhs
That can
by Anonymous Poet
That can... ??? Don't fall in
can like a dangling feces.
Kerplop. There it went.
by Lord Figpucker of Commands you to get a new computer or cell phone or whatever the hell you're using.
That can
by Anonymous Poet
Nothing to say here
That can
by Entrepreneurs of human manure of Shart Tank and baby shart doo doo doo dooo dooo
Pass ammunition
And Praise the Lord Figpucker
Let God sort it out
by Don of Be Happy
If you don't get V,
And you do not get the D,
You don't get VD.
by Lord Figpucker of Happy VD day!
My fart's better than yoooor fart.
My fart's better than yours!
My fart's better 'cause it gets durian.
My fart's better than yours!
For a really good fart, durian and pomelo fruits combined! And if you're brave, add balot egg for some serious professional flatus. I haven't reached that level. Maybe if I get drunk enough.... but I'm not supposed to drink. Oh well. Maybe just once. worth the risk.
by Lord Figpucker of Anything for better flatulence
Promise not to laugh
My fart is my best feature
Savory and sweet
by A work of fart of Hanging in the loo
Low flying saucer
Look! Green alien, JoJo
Hurling rotten eggs
by I'm telling
Santorum harvest
Hark! The Skinflute whistle blows
Work, Oompa Loompas!
by Undercover Boss of Wonka
Velveeta cheese food.
Hydrogenated butt lube.
Processed santorum.
Trump hair yellow dye.
Disodium mastearbate.
One percent cheddar.
by Lord Figpucker
Baloney sandwich
Stuck to the roof of my house
The seagulls will feast
by Clumsy of Pacific Northwest
I said have not gave usomnofabiotch
by Anonymous Poet
My, how you gave grown
Those penis enlargement pills
But aren't they for men?
by Clitorisaurus of Yourasskicked Park
I pee in the streets
Make zig zag pattern and swirls
I just might be drunk
by drunk of Fell off barstool
all your shitholes are belong to us
chinese communist infiltration?
by vhs
I can
by Upside of Everything
Substandard living.
Flies, mosquitoes, rotting filth,
ugly prostitutes.
They talk a good speech
in the land of hypocrites.
Ethics and Morals.
They pee in the streets,
Crazy people walk naked,
You can't jog shirtless!
by df
all your pigfuckers are belong to us
by vhs
But only that once!
being right once in your life...
each dog has its day.
But that was not nice.
Comparing trump to a dog.
Dogs are not that bad.
They make a great stew!
Can't say I'd want to eat trump.
That's for Russian whores.
And you're incorrect.
I am not into shit holes.
Only shit poems.
by Shit shit shit and more shit.
Figpucker admits
Regarding his favorite hole:
Donald Trump was RIGHT !
by I Cannot Believe My
Recycle chopstick
Use as tool pick nose.Pick ass
Picasso! Paintbrush
by Anonymous Poet
Speaking of Buddha
Walk to store for loaf of bread
Come back Enlightened
He went to Hooters
Blew his whole wad at the joint
Felt 10 pounds lighter
by Booder
I think I'm jealous
of the man who married the
pillowcase. Sexy!
by Anonymous Poet
So, if Buddha left
his wife and kids to become
"enlightened"... well then...
by Anonymous Poet
"Fresh" and "Philippines"
do not belong together.
Nothing stays fresh here.
Refrigeration?
Newfangled electronics.
That's for rich people!
Donald Trump was right
when he said "shit hole countries".
But only that once.
by Garth Pigfucker
Sad boy lonely man
He married a pillowcase
Everyone else laugh
by Someone else of Laughing
Hospital for dolls
Mistreated by rough perverts
Inflatable babes
by Air Blower of Nozzle
Real kung fu is bad.
It can kill with either hand.
But not what you think.
Kill the beer belly
And the deep dark depression
And the feeling sloth.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia