Pass ammunition
And Praise the Lord Figpucker
Let God sort it out
by Don of Be Happy
If you don't get V,
And you do not get the D,
You don't get VD.
by Lord Figpucker of Happy VD day!
My fart's better than yoooor fart.
My fart's better than yours!
My fart's better 'cause it gets durian.
My fart's better than yours!
For a really good fart, durian and pomelo fruits combined! And if you're brave, add balot egg for some serious professional flatus. I haven't reached that level. Maybe if I get drunk enough.... but I'm not supposed to drink. Oh well. Maybe just once. worth the risk.
by Lord Figpucker of Anything for better flatulence
Promise not to laugh
My fart is my best feature
Savory and sweet
by A work of fart of Hanging in the loo
Low flying saucer
Look! Green alien, JoJo
Hurling rotten eggs
by I'm telling
Santorum harvest
Hark! The Skinflute whistle blows
Work, Oompa Loompas!
by Undercover Boss of Wonka
Velveeta cheese food.
Hydrogenated butt lube.
Processed santorum.
Trump hair yellow dye.
Disodium mastearbate.
One percent cheddar.
by Lord Figpucker
Baloney sandwich
Stuck to the roof of my house
The seagulls will feast
by Clumsy of Pacific Northwest
I said have not gave usomnofabiotch
by Anonymous Poet
My, how you gave grown
Those penis enlargement pills
But aren't they for men?
by Clitorisaurus of Yourasskicked Park
I pee in the streets
Make zig zag pattern and swirls
I just might be drunk
by drunk of Fell off barstool
all your shitholes are belong to us
chinese communist infiltration?
by vhs
I can
by Upside of Everything
Substandard living.
Flies, mosquitoes, rotting filth,
ugly prostitutes.
They talk a good speech
in the land of hypocrites.
Ethics and Morals.
They pee in the streets,
Crazy people walk naked,
You can't jog shirtless!
by df
all your pigfuckers are belong to us
by vhs
But only that once!
being right once in your life...
each dog has its day.
But that was not nice.
Comparing trump to a dog.
Dogs are not that bad.
They make a great stew!
Can't say I'd want to eat trump.
That's for Russian whores.
And you're incorrect.
I am not into shit holes.
Only shit poems.
by Shit shit shit and more shit.
Figpucker admits
Regarding his favorite hole:
Donald Trump was RIGHT !
by I Cannot Believe My
Recycle chopstick
Use as tool pick nose.Pick ass
Picasso! Paintbrush
by Anonymous Poet
Speaking of Buddha
Walk to store for loaf of bread
Come back Enlightened
He went to Hooters
Blew his whole wad at the joint
Felt 10 pounds lighter
by Booder
I think I'm jealous
of the man who married the
pillowcase. Sexy!
by Anonymous Poet
So, if Buddha left
his wife and kids to become
"enlightened"... well then...
by Anonymous Poet
"Fresh" and "Philippines"
do not belong together.
Nothing stays fresh here.
Refrigeration?
Newfangled electronics.
That's for rich people!
Donald Trump was right
when he said "shit hole countries".
But only that once.
by Garth Pigfucker
Sad boy lonely man
He married a pillowcase
Everyone else laugh
by Someone else of Laughing
Hospital for dolls
Mistreated by rough perverts
Inflatable babes
by Air Blower of Nozzle
Real kung fu is bad.
It can kill with either hand.
But not what you think.
Kill the beer belly
And the deep dark depression
And the feeling sloth.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
That God Almighty
He plays favorites dontcha think?
He like you better
by That ain't saying much of Smote Avoider
Mini Lunchables
Made with fresh Fromunda Cheese
From the Phillipines
by They love potato stix too
My cock scabs flake off.
Add salt and call them jerky.
Perfect school lunch snack.
by Boo!
all your haikus are belong to us
by vhs
My haiku's are bad
Much worse than your are joker
Try to prove me wrong
You have to suffer
If you want to sing the blues
Same thing with haikus
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Some day you will go
Where no one can follow you
You win the big prize!
by Shadow Rat of Lodi
Las Vegas buffet
Inconceivable crab legs
Shared unshellfishly
by Nice Guy of Vegas
The snowman won't melt
Like Everest ornaments
Garden gnome grotesque
by Conversation piece of Redrum
well if you have some
one chase you about hotel
haunted...they might just
be all work and no
play make jaaack...go crazy man
i think he was mad
about the chicken salad......sandwich...
by vhs
Father stood outside
Admiring the fresh snowfall
Found his corpse that Spring
by Gone daddy-o
They took to the streets
High on fructose corn syrup
The day the dead walked
by Morning People of Running
say what he says what
then whut then who then word
up and down around
by vhs
Lay it on the line
Let's what you've got in there
Haikuvian brain
by Show it of Bend over and show it
They are still working
On my fooking hut gawd damn!
They are damn useless
Can't do the job jerks
totally incompetent dorks
you are fired! chit birds!
by Rude hovel dweller of Black Duck Mn.
Abort Socialism.
Behold my brave new slogan:
ABORT SOCIALISM!
by Aldous Orwell of Haiku Animal Farm
Cephalopod Toss
Big tsunami wave don't care
8 arms in the air
by Give it up for Bruno Mars of 24 K magic
I am Starkitten
I am the one and only
I am Starkitten
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
i dont give a shit
about pc dickbags. theyre too
confused about me
by vhs
rage with not against
the wall of shitposting it
all falls down down... down
its badhaiku...ok?
by vhs
I also struggle
with rage against bad haiku.
And I'm the problem!
by Rage Against the Bad Haiku Machine
Popping big pimples
First job flipping grease burgers humping everything
by Roger Daltrey of Talking bout my macular degeneration
No time for kissing
Texts to text. Facebook to check have a emoji
by Man whom married a pillowcase of Bedroom
She kissed my cheek
Then ran out to my old car
Said, "I am sorry."
"Sorry I did that"
Even a friendly cheek peck
Is verboten now.
I thought to myself
even the women are scared
of harmless friendship
PC destruction
Of human interaction
will come back to you.
by Revolted Counter Revolutionary of Moscow Idaho
When the world blows up
I hope we hear Dr Ruth
Moaning in climax
by A wish of Earth
i fucking hate the
times i get pissed off over
stuff posted on this
site, i think do i
need to out do the worthless
70 year old math teacher
who should be dead by
now or might die in 2 or 3
years if i dont give
a shit anymore, pent
up Satanic feelings hiding
behind a xtian
veneer, then burst out
anger retires, a few harsh words
then silence, what then?
by vhs
