Speaking of Buddha
Walk to store for loaf of bread
Come back Enlightened

He went to Hooters
Blew his whole wad at the joint
Felt 10 pounds lighter

I think I'm jealous
of the man who married the
pillowcase. Sexy!

So, if Buddha left
his wife and kids to become
"enlightened"... well then...

"Fresh" and "Philippines"
do not belong together.
Nothing stays fresh here.

Refrigeration?
Newfangled electronics.
That's for rich people!

Donald Trump was right
when he said "shit hole countries".
But only that once.

Sad boy lonely man
He married a pillowcase
Everyone else laugh

Hospital for dolls
Mistreated by rough perverts
Inflatable babes

Real kung fu is bad.
It can kill with either hand.
But not what you think.

Kill the beer belly
And the deep dark depression
And the feeling sloth.

That God Almighty
He plays favorites dontcha think?
He like you better

Mini Lunchables
Made with fresh Fromunda Cheese
From the Phillipines

My cock scabs flake off.
Add salt and call them jerky.
Perfect school lunch snack.

all your haikus are belong to us

My haiku's are bad
Much worse than your are joker
Try to prove me wrong

You have to suffer
If you want to sing the blues
Same thing with haikus

Some day you will go
Where no one can follow you
You win the big prize!

Las Vegas buffet
Inconceivable crab legs
Shared unshellfishly

The snowman won't melt
Like Everest ornaments
Garden gnome grotesque

well if you have some
one chase you about hotel
haunted...they might just

be all work and no
play make jaaack...go crazy man
i think he was mad

about the chicken salad......sandwich...

Father stood outside
Admiring the fresh snowfall
Found his corpse that Spring

They took to the streets
High on fructose corn syrup
The day the dead walked

say what he says what
then whut then who then word
up and down around

Lay it on the line
Let's what you've got in there
Haikuvian brain

They are still working
On my fooking hut gawd damn!
They are damn useless

Can't do the job jerks
totally incompetent dorks
you are fired! chit birds!

Abort Socialism.
Behold my brave new slogan:
ABORT SOCIALISM!

Cephalopod Toss
Big tsunami wave don't care
8 arms in the air

I am Starkitten
I am the one and only
I am Starkitten

i dont give a shit
about pc dickbags. theyre too
confused about me

rage with not against
the wall of shitposting it
all falls down down... down

its badhaiku...ok?

I also struggle
with rage against bad haiku.
And I'm the problem!

Popping big pimples
First job flipping grease burgers humping everything

No time for kissing
Texts to text. Facebook to check have a emoji

She kissed my cheek
Then ran out to my old car
Said, "I am sorry."

"Sorry I did that"
Even a friendly cheek peck
Is verboten now.

I thought to myself
even the women are scared
of harmless friendship

PC destruction
Of human interaction
will come back to you.

When the world blows up
I hope we hear Dr Ruth
Moaning in climax

i fucking hate the
times i get pissed off over
stuff posted on this

site, i think do i
need to out do the worthless
70 year old math teacher

who should be dead by
now or might die in 2 or 3
years if i dont give

a shit anymore, pent
up Satanic feelings hiding
behind a xtian

veneer, then burst out
anger retires, a few harsh words
then silence, what then?

and while youre at it
nephew, bend over...you like it
that way for, daddy huh?

is daddy a crip and you a blood?

hmm, go fuck yourself Inglewood
Go back to jerking off to
pictures of Crips sucking my dick

Radio talk show
Haiku poets with big dinks
The show was cancelled

His girlfriend complained,
like his haiku, he seldom
finished her either.

Stigmata stigma
'stigmatism orgasm.
Pardon my bad aim.

I

Tell us the story
when your ass got eaten out
by a bunch of Crips.

Do you like robots?
I mean the really BIG ones.
Fully functional.

perhaps perhaps not
i have stories to write and
maybe i just will

I don't bleed down there
But I've got the stigmata
Why I wear glasses

Darth and Starkitten
See, they are different poets
I enjoy their work

Starkitten

Will you eat my twat.
And not just some, but a lot.
Never mind the clot.

Looks like Darth's been here.
Sure smells like he visited...
Watch what you step in.

Order in the court!
Fish Delight and Hamberders
Don't judge my taste buds

Cleaning dust bunnies
Never expected to find
Stranger under bed

Add spice to your lives
Surprise the family right now
Tom Cruise undies dance

When you jump the broom
Marriage can be like a vacuum
Let in some fresh air