BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
311 Days
and
65997 Haikus
later...
hmm, go fuck yourself Inglewood
Go back to jerking off to
pictures of Crips sucking my dick
Haiku #62127, by vhs
February 10, 2019 11:24 pm ET

Radio talk show
Haiku poets with big dinks
The show was cancelled
Haiku #62126, by Anonymous Poet
February 10, 2019 10:44 pm ET

His girlfriend complained,
like his haiku, he seldom
finished her either.
Haiku #62125, by Dr. Ruth Westheimer
February 10, 2019 10:43 pm ET

Stigmata stigma
'stigmatism orgasm.
Pardon my bad aim.
Haiku #62124, by blind porn star of hold me cane while I fuck these bitches
February 10, 2019 10:38 pm ET

I
Haiku #62123, by Job coach of Ramrod dept
February 10, 2019 10:35 pm ET

Tell us the story
when your ass got eaten out
by a bunch of Crips.
Haiku #62122, by vhs' nephew of Inglewood, CA
February 10, 2019 10:34 pm ET

Do you like robots?
I mean the really BIG ones.
Fully functional.
Haiku #62121, by Starkitten of Pacific Rim Job
February 10, 2019 10:29 pm ET

perhaps perhaps not
i have stories to write and
maybe i just will
Haiku #62120, by vhs
February 10, 2019 9:10 pm ET

I don't bleed down there
But I've got the stigmata
Why I wear glasses
Haiku #62119, by Noticer of Details of Optometrists rose colored glasses with clots
February 10, 2019 7:57 pm ET

Darth and Starkitten
See, they are different poets
I enjoy their work
Haiku #62118, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
February 10, 2019 7:53 pm ET

Starkitten
Haiku #62117, by Anonymous Poet
February 10, 2019 7:15 pm ET

Will you eat my twat.
And not just some, but a lot.
Never mind the clot.
Haiku #62116, by Anonymous Poet
February 10, 2019 6:29 pm ET

Looks like Darth's been here.
Sure smells like he visited...
Watch what you step in.
Haiku #62115, by Cybernetic Latrine of Virtual Olfactory
February 10, 2019 6:24 pm ET

Order in the court!
Fish Delight and Hamberders
Don't judge my taste buds
Haiku #62114, by Don the Con of Lobby Hotel Graybar
February 10, 2019 6:14 pm ET

Cleaning dust bunnies
Never expected to find
Stranger under bed
Haiku #62113, by OCD of Dust ruffle
February 10, 2019 5:36 pm ET

Add spice to your lives
Surprise the family right now
Tom Cruise undies dance
Haiku #62112, by Your living room of Socks tightywhites
February 10, 2019 2:55 pm ET

When you jump the broom
Marriage can be like a vacuum
Let in some fresh air
Haiku #62111, by Primal Scream of Crack under door
February 10, 2019 2:53 pm ET

when my family
assumes the vacuum is more
important than my

life, its time to leave
them alone and contemplate
money versus life

things versus items
Haiku #62110, by vhs
February 10, 2019 12:00 pm ET

i dont dare post stuff
on here, it just keeps going
and going and go...
Haiku #62109, by SPC 113
February 10, 2019 11:05 am ET

Perhaps,ask yourself
Why you have to get so close
To the Grizzly bear
Haiku #62108, by Selfie of 2die4
February 10, 2019 3:27 am ET

An awkward silence
Judicious release of wind
Now we're all smiling
Haiku #62107, by How to wind friends and flatulence people of Apex of Fart
February 10, 2019 1:54 am ET

In the tall green grass
Masturbating Leprechaun
Hung like a stallion
Haiku #62106, by Irish Eyes of Smiing
February 10, 2019 1:50 am ET

Rummage Sale scream
Huge dildo in the free box
Life is wonderful
Haiku #62105, by Bargain Hunter
February 10, 2019 1:46 am ET

Remember those times
You wish you stayed home longer
And used the toilet
Haiku #62104, by Tell tale brown stain of Pants
February 10, 2019 1:43 am ET

He snuck in the zoo
To cuddle rhinos. No sex.
Saved it for the sloth
Haiku #62103, by Slow hand of You look wonderful tonight
February 9, 2019 11:12 pm ET

Hey, is that you God?
Didn't picture you like that
How come your dink's small?
Haiku #62102, by Get with the program
February 9, 2019 9:01 pm ET

Go smote thyself now.
All you talk about is shit.
And women's organs...
Haiku #62101, by Sure as Hell Deserve Get Smote
February 9, 2019 8:51 pm ET

Spunk a doodle doo
My red rooster jizzed on you
Colonel Sanders too
Haiku #62100, by Bawkbbawk begahhhhhh
February 9, 2019 8:47 pm ET

Talking to myself
Billy's Idol high five me
Tap shuffle tap tap
Haiku #62099, by Kool of Person
February 9, 2019 8:45 pm ET

Al Gore got rhythm
Dancing to devil music
Eating out Tipper
Haiku #62098, by Noticed of details
February 9, 2019 8:44 pm ET

Get smote in real time
Virtual Reality
Biblical version
Haiku #62097, by Smote Avoider
February 9, 2019 8:41 pm ET

Yeah, I've got rhythm
Tap dancing on your sidewalk
I will never stop
Haiku #62096, by Al G O'Rhythm
February 9, 2019 8:39 pm ET

Just gave birth to twins
Named them Mortar and Pestle
My bad, t'was kaka
Haiku #62095, by Regular of Boom boom room
February 9, 2019 8:36 pm ET

Took a shine to you
Even your round pizza face
Your hot anchovy
Haiku #62094, by Not Bon Jovi of New Grimicey (formerly known as New Jersey)
February 9, 2019 8:29 pm ET

Sleight of hand job trick
Kiss rabbit between the ears
Boner levitates
Haiku #62093, by Magic of Hat
February 9, 2019 8:11 pm ET

if i can get some
people from twitter to say twit
here, give us the bird?
Haiku #62092, by vhs
February 9, 2019 6:47 pm ET

Robots make Haiku?
This modern world is hellish.
Nothing is sacred

Vast emptiness
And nothing is holy here
That's what Damo said.

Of course he was right
hells- empty, devils roam earth.
With robot back up
Haiku #62091, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 9, 2019 6:47 pm ET

Garbage disposal
Gnarlygrabgobgobbling
Tiresome penis
Haiku #62090, by Dispose-All of That's what it says
February 9, 2019 5:11 pm ET

Zip line getaway
Chased by hungry cannibals
They want my innards

Gizzard off limits
Hands off my sweet meat, Losers!!
Go make a salad
Haiku #62089, by Gizzardkeeper
February 9, 2019 5:07 pm ET

Automatically
Lubricate the syllables
With each new poem
Haiku #62088, by Robot Grease
February 9, 2019 1:49 pm ET

We know what you are:
A.I. haiku algorithm.
Because your names SUCK
Haiku #62087, by Name of a Human Soul so FUCK A.I.
February 9, 2019 1:45 pm ET

Blurry, spinning dizzy
Fingers stuck in bowling ball
Former severed head
Haiku #62086, by Life Hacks of Pinterest
February 9, 2019 11:44 am ET

Sin. Repent. Sin. Sin.
Repent. Sin. Sin..Now the horns!
It was Sin Sin Sin!
Haiku #62085, by R U Dancing? of R U asking?
February 9, 2019 11:39 am ET

Organic Christmas
Gave the wife a cucumber
She find new pickle
Haiku #62084, by Holidaze
February 9, 2019 11:33 am ET

Tested on horses
Song stylings of Hall and Oates
Steaming road apples
Haiku #62083, by Sara of Vertigo Smile
February 9, 2019 11:29 am ET

Yurt of tunafish
I think you know what I mean
Feels like home to me
Haiku #62082, by Cushion pusher of Third World
February 9, 2019 3:41 am ET

The food bank you robbed
Frostbitten gonads for you
Move on, Steakstealer
Haiku #62081, by Waddling of Chafed
February 9, 2019 3:38 am ET

Art Garfunkel
Haiku #62080, by Witchy of Edie Brickell
February 9, 2019 3:31 am ET

Speak in a false voice
And when they call for a priest
Spit up thick pea soup
Haiku #62079, by Run of Like Hell
February 9, 2019 3:24 am ET

Recite it aloud
Then face the consequences
Blame it on haiku
Haiku #62078, by Not afraid of Poetry
February 9, 2019 3:23 am ET