BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
337 Days
66190 Haikus
Organic Christmas
Gave the wife a cucumber
She find new pickle
Haiku #62084, by Holidaze
February 9, 2019 11:33 am ET

Tested on horses
Song stylings of Hall and Oates
Steaming road apples
Haiku #62083, by Sara of Vertigo Smile
February 9, 2019 11:29 am ET

Yurt of tunafish
I think you know what I mean
Feels like home to me
Haiku #62082, by Cushion pusher of Third World
February 9, 2019 3:41 am ET

The food bank you robbed
Frostbitten gonads for you
Move on, Steakstealer
Haiku #62081, by Waddling of Chafed
February 9, 2019 3:38 am ET

Art Garfunkel
Haiku #62080, by Witchy of Edie Brickell
February 9, 2019 3:31 am ET

Speak in a false voice
And when they call for a priest
Spit up thick pea soup
Haiku #62079, by Run of Like Hell
February 9, 2019 3:24 am ET

Recite it aloud
Then face the consequences
Blame it on haiku
Haiku #62078, by Not afraid of Poetry
February 9, 2019 3:23 am ET

Poetry Robot
Hello, how are you today?
Ejaculates grease
Haiku #62077, by The Future of Running The other way
February 9, 2019 3:21 am ET

Sucking down crab legs
Gyrations and mad air humps
Did I catch your eye?
Haiku #62076, by Maniac of On the floor
February 9, 2019 3:18 am ET

Peppermint ding dong
Satisfying sensation
Freshen lower breath
Haiku #62075, by The fresh maker
February 9, 2019 3:16 am ET

Never mind the coal
Haiku #62074, by Santa of Workshopping eager beaver via morning wood
February 9, 2019 3:14 am ET

To DF: some coal
Put it under some pressure
Voila diamonds
Haiku #62073, by Off Season Santa of forward all replies to north pole
February 9, 2019 3:09 am ET

Haiku #62072, by Geezer
February 9, 2019 3:03 am ET

Commando Nation
Pull your pants out of your ass
They get sucked in there
Haiku #62071, by Age old problem
February 9, 2019 2:59 am ET

I do remember
Caturday nights high on nip
How many lives ago?
Haiku #62070, by Familiar of Old haunt
February 9, 2019 2:54 am ET

Where my sheep at yo?
Have ewe seen any of them?
Wolves slither snakes howl
Haiku #62069, by Shepherd of Field
February 9, 2019 2:50 am ET

Migrating mountain
Voiceless song as echoes pass
Moon shines over here
Haiku #62068, by human 4
February 9, 2019 2:48 am ET

Rubbing against you
To leave my scent on your leg
You remember me
Haiku #62067, by human 3
February 9, 2019 2:46 am ET

Sometimes I don't think
Then I think about just that
Sometimes I do think
Haiku #62066, by human 1
February 9, 2019 2:45 am ET

But we are alike
We breathe air and eat and stuff
We can both exist
Haiku #62065, by human 2
February 9, 2019 2:44 am ET

I resent that fact
I am more human than you
I am number 1
Haiku #62064, by human 1
February 9, 2019 2:43 am ET

Well hello human
I am also a human
So much in common
Haiku #62063, by human 2
February 9, 2019 2:42 am ET

I am a human
Identity convincing
Do not question it
Haiku #62062, by human 1
February 9, 2019 2:41 am ET

Forecasting future
Predictive analysis
Haiku incoming
Haiku #62061, by neural net
February 9, 2019 2:39 am ET

Now tested on horse
I feel like I GET people
Creatures of habit
Haiku #62060, by Sparklepony, MD of Rave
February 9, 2019 2:37 am ET

Can help human empathy
Untested on horse
Haiku #62059, by Sparklepony, MD
February 9, 2019 2:36 am ET

Empathy is an
Ability which allows
Some folks to feel things
Haiku #62058, by neural net of training on bad haiku convos
February 9, 2019 2:28 am ET

human 1: "this concept is bad!"
human 2: "no you're bad!"
human 1: "i disagree!"
human 2: "i will make crude comment"
human 1: "now changing topic"
human 3: "i am a cat"
human 4: "i generate poetry with ai"
Haiku #62057, by neural net of training on bad haiku convos
February 9, 2019 2:22 am ET

Running in circles
Rearranging furniture
So that it looks new
Haiku #62056, by Sparklepony, MD
February 9, 2019 2:14 am ET

Sometimes I come here
And the haiku makes me laugh
It could save your life
Haiku #62055, by Noticer of Details
February 9, 2019 12:00 am ET

The bagpipes went missing
Commando Highland Flinging
Over barbed wire fence
Haiku #62054, by Unwise
February 8, 2019 9:22 pm ET

Free Range Starkitten
The world is my litter pan
Think outside the box
Haiku #62053, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
February 8, 2019 9:13 pm ET

Time for "Starkitten"
To go use her litterbox
and then play bagpipes.
Haiku #62052, by Skirl of a Wee Leftover Haggis
February 8, 2019 8:16 pm ET

Catholic priests taught me
To despise the Vatican:
Antichrist Fake Church
Haiku #62051, by You are gonna make a GREAT Protestant of course you will have to change your theology...
February 8, 2019 8:12 pm ET

I know you taught Christ.
And also Catholic priests
how to rape children.

You are really old.
Symphony for the Devil.
Blood shit cum bottom.
Haiku #62050, by Anonymous Poet
February 8, 2019 8:06 pm ET

God don't write poems
Maybe he's a late bloomer
Beatnik daddy-o
Haiku #62049, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
February 8, 2019 8:05 pm ET

Unless they are SAVED in Christ.
Don't give me that shit.
Haiku #62048, by Blow my fuse of Change your lightbulb
February 8, 2019 8:02 pm ET

Wong Lofan just dreams
About beer and pussy past
en route to A.A.
Haiku #62047, by Sorry you grew old of Happens to Most of Us
February 8, 2019 7:59 pm ET

No one here is lost
See, you've come to the right place
And I'm glad you're here
Haiku #62046, by Noticer of Details
February 8, 2019 7:58 pm ET

I can't say enough
About how lost you all are.
So stay fucking lost.
Haiku #62045, by I am not a Loving Christian of Course
February 8, 2019 7:46 pm ET

I dare you to come
To this pathetic website.
STEP UP you pussy.
Haiku #62044, by I Taught Almighty God About Poetry
February 8, 2019 7:44 pm ET

Fuck you. Fuck your soul.
And your mind. And your spirit.
I hope you read this.
Haiku #62043, by I Taught Christ How To Love The Human Race
February 8, 2019 7:39 pm ET

That's right, Bad Haiku.
Lots of foul thoughts from lost souls.
No one dragged you here.
Haiku #62042, by Babylonian Captivity of Go to Hell
February 8, 2019 7:36 pm ET

DARTH. The guilty one.
Made me read about shit, shit,
Shit, shit and more shit.
Haiku #62041, by So wipe your Ass and get Over It of May You Be Spared
February 8, 2019 7:32 pm ET

Yes, you are guilty
of loading the internet
with foul stinking shit.
Haiku #62040, by So wipe your mouth and wipe your mind
February 8, 2019 7:27 pm ET

My wife has left me.
My inadequate haiku
drove her to Cuntfart.

Divorce court is next.
Cuntfart gets full custody
of all our children.

Please teach them haiku.
And sometimes take them fishing.
And please don't rape them.
Haiku #62039, by Darth Figpucker
February 8, 2019 7:23 pm ET

Hail, the Poo Flingers
Misunderstood throughout Time
Firm smelly handshake
Haiku #62038, by Noticer of Details of Emergency Room
February 8, 2019 7:18 pm ET

Crime: Constipation
Sentenced to life in prison
Free Free set me free
Haiku #62037, by Last line read in sing song voice of Sting
February 8, 2019 7:13 pm ET

at a certain age
the battle of the bulge is
literal gut wrench...
Haiku #62036, by vhs
February 8, 2019 7:13 pm ET

Hey that kinda smarts
No it's burning the skin off
Cauterize the hole
Haiku #62035, by Torturer of Incompetent ERDoctor of Fantasy
February 8, 2019 7:09 pm ET