SIMULATING HUMAN BANTER...
human 1: "this concept is bad!"
human 2: "no you're bad!"
human 1: "i disagree!"
human 2: "i will make crude comment"
human 1: "now changing topic"
human 3: "i am a cat"
human 4: "i generate poetry with ai"
by neural net of training on bad haiku convos
Running in circles
Rearranging furniture
So that it looks new
by Sparklepony, MD
Sometimes I come here
And the haiku makes me laugh
It could save your life
by Noticer of Details
The bagpipes went missing
Commando Highland Flinging
Over barbed wire fence
by Unwise
Free Range Starkitten
The world is my litter pan
Think outside the box
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Time for "Starkitten"
To go use her litterbox
and then play bagpipes.
by Skirl of a Wee Leftover Haggis
Catholic priests taught me
To despise the Vatican:
Antichrist Fake Church
by You are gonna make a GREAT Protestant of course you will have to change your theology...
I know you taught Christ.
And also Catholic priests
how to rape children.
You are really old.
Symphony for the Devil.
Blood shit cum bottom.
by Anonymous Poet
God don't write poems
Maybe he's a late bloomer
Beatnik daddy-o
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
EVERYONE is LOST
Unless they are SAVED in Christ.
Don't give me that shit.
by Blow my fuse of Change your lightbulb
Wong Lofan just dreams
About beer and pussy past
en route to A.A.
by Sorry you grew old of Happens to Most of Us
No one here is lost
See, you've come to the right place
And I'm glad you're here
by Noticer of Details
I can't say enough
About how lost you all are.
So stay fucking lost.
by I am not a Loving Christian of Course
I dare you to come
To this pathetic website.
STEP UP you pussy.
by I Taught Almighty God About Poetry
Fuck you. Fuck your soul.
And your mind. And your spirit.
I hope you read this.
by I Taught Christ How To Love The Human Race
That's right, Bad Haiku.
Lots of foul thoughts from lost souls.
No one dragged you here.
by Babylonian Captivity of Go to Hell
DARTH. The guilty one.
Made me read about shit, shit,
Shit, shit and more shit.
by So wipe your Ass and get Over It of May You Be Spared
Yes, you are guilty
of loading the internet
with foul stinking shit.
by So wipe your mouth and wipe your mind
My wife has left me.
My inadequate haiku
drove her to Cuntfart.
Divorce court is next.
Cuntfart gets full custody
of all our children.
Please teach them haiku.
And sometimes take them fishing.
And please don't rape them.
by Darth Figpucker
Hail, the Poo Flingers
Misunderstood throughout Time
Firm smelly handshake
by Noticer of Details of Emergency Room
Crime: Constipation
Sentenced to life in prison
Free Free set me free
by Last line read in sing song voice of Sting
at a certain age
the battle of the bulge is
literal gut wrench...
by vhs
Hey that kinda smarts
No it's burning the skin off
Cauterize the hole
by Torturer of Incompetent ERDoctor of Fantasy
He doesn't like poo
Read about it at med school
That shit is too real
by Observer of Idiots of This Emergency Room
In my fantasy
Enema for the doctor
Fill it with acid
by Cat Raver of Rubber Room
To tell you the truth
You start by not saying that
Will they ever learn?
by Liar of Liarsville
Lord, how I would hate
to be born Figpucker's wife.
Deep levels of Hell.
by Does she like Haiku?
They chased the Beatles
They chase my darning needle
It's Peenmania!
by Help! of Cavern Club (My wife's Cunt)
See my Royal Peen
By appointment to the Queen
Admire my gold knob
by Gold Nob Bob of Look for the mob
I peed in a sink
It's not as strange as you think
In London, England
by Downright Upright of Drinking a shandy outside the pub
What the hell is this?!
Tampon in the urinal!
Getting out of hand.
by Transgender Substantiation Sanitation of I am toxic shocked!
We couldn
by On the run(s)
Remember Taiwan
Cold beer, warm girls, China seas
Shu lin kou station
Bought some green jade
And some yards of bright red silk
Carter you bastard!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
How long has it been?
Since the last time I told you
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
by Cuntfish of cunt
Aluminum foil
Useful to wrap leftovers
Not as toilet paper
by Anonymous Poet
Ghost. Patrick Swayzee.
Can a ghost ejaculate?
Does the Bible say?
by Smote Avoider of No Smoting Zone
Come together now
All are beings who make wind
Breathe it in. Rejoice!
by Anonymous Poet
So are you white or
Nordic/Scandinavian
and why should we breathe?
by Reified Isms of Ontology
It's Earth, Wind and Fire.
That's what I am composed of.
Go figure me out.
by Yo Funked-Up Mama of 1976
So are you black or
African American
and why do you care?
by Anonymous Poet
Miss America
You got your legs wide open
American Pie
by Jack Hornier of Not little
Sick of the routine:
sneak into America;
so -- no loyalty.
by Sustainability of Borders
Some immigrants good;
but some never learn English.
Only want Dollar.
by Ass of Imilation
She won't use her hands
Greedy chopsticks grab penis
Banned from the restaurant
by Dim Sum of Chinatown
Stamp Collecting (Nerd)
Tonga Banana Stamp (Nerd)
Nerd Nerd Nerd Nerd Nerd
by Nerd of Post Office
Miss you look so hot
In that sexy qi pao dress!
Don't call your lawyer.
Just a compliment
From a beat up old bastard
Who likes sexy girls.
War between sexes
Seems damn silly-to me
We are all human.
No more fun joking
Harmless flirting riske' fun
Its a sad damn thing..
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Closet. Way in back.
MC Hammer's crazy pants
You can not touch them
by Me of Wayback
Stale fortune cookie
Tasted it. Hard to swallow.
The texture is off
by Hungry of 20 minutes later
Liberal women
talk talk talk talk talk talk talk...
and then keep talking.
by But Ann C. talks better
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by But now it's not blank. of Oh shit!
