Lord, how I would hate
to be born Figpucker's wife.
Deep levels of Hell.
by Does she like Haiku?
They chased the Beatles
They chase my darning needle
It's Peenmania!
by Help! of Cavern Club (My wife's Cunt)
See my Royal Peen
By appointment to the Queen
Admire my gold knob
by Gold Nob Bob of Look for the mob
I peed in a sink
It's not as strange as you think
In London, England
by Downright Upright of Drinking a shandy outside the pub
What the hell is this?!
Tampon in the urinal!
Getting out of hand.
by Transgender Substantiation Sanitation of I am toxic shocked!
We couldn
by On the run(s)
Remember Taiwan
Cold beer, warm girls, China seas
Shu lin kou station
Bought some green jade
And some yards of bright red silk
Carter you bastard!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
How long has it been?
Since the last time I told you
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
by Cuntfish of cunt
Aluminum foil
Useful to wrap leftovers
Not as toilet paper
by Anonymous Poet
Ghost. Patrick Swayzee.
Can a ghost ejaculate?
Does the Bible say?
by Smote Avoider of No Smoting Zone
Come together now
All are beings who make wind
Breathe it in. Rejoice!
by Anonymous Poet
So are you white or
Nordic/Scandinavian
and why should we breathe?
by Reified Isms of Ontology
It's Earth, Wind and Fire.
That's what I am composed of.
Go figure me out.
by Yo Funked-Up Mama of 1976
So are you black or
African American
and why do you care?
by Anonymous Poet
Miss America
You got your legs wide open
American Pie
by Jack Hornier of Not little
Sick of the routine:
sneak into America;
so -- no loyalty.
by Sustainability of Borders
Some immigrants good;
but some never learn English.
Only want Dollar.
by Ass of Imilation
She won't use her hands
Greedy chopsticks grab penis
Banned from the restaurant
by Dim Sum of Chinatown
Stamp Collecting (Nerd)
Tonga Banana Stamp (Nerd)
Nerd Nerd Nerd Nerd Nerd
by Nerd of Post Office
Miss you look so hot
In that sexy qi pao dress!
Don't call your lawyer.
Just a compliment
From a beat up old bastard
Who likes sexy girls.
War between sexes
Seems damn silly-to me
We are all human.
No more fun joking
Harmless flirting riske' fun
Its a sad damn thing..
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Closet. Way in back.
MC Hammer's crazy pants
You can not touch them
by Me of Wayback
Stale fortune cookie
Tasted it. Hard to swallow.
The texture is off
by Hungry of 20 minutes later
Liberal women
talk talk talk talk talk talk talk...
and then keep talking.
by But Ann C. talks better
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by But now it's not blank. of Oh shit!
With that being said
With that being said fart fart
With that being said
by new law passed today of Must say before farting
Let the world end tonight
Will someone please pull the plug
We
by Done of Here
Readymade haiku
Just add water and voila
Bad Haiku Growbeast
by Junk of Made in China
For Valentine
by Flo of Mel
Long winter evenings
Inches and centimeters
Measuring my Dong
by Big Mack of Whopper
You ll be a millionaire
by Anonymous Poet
Dirty underwear
Will be the new currency
You
by Financial Advisor of Loot of the Fruit of the Loom
He counts sheep
He owns a sleep number bed
A friend to count on
by Flintstone Kid of Ten million strong and growing
Daydreaming. Digits.
The square root of flatulence
A beautiful mind
by Professor Beanfart of University of Pfffft
He loved number two
Math problems were no problem
You can count on Darth!
by Go Figure of In the gall for snapping my gum
Look, up in the sky:
it's Super Darth Figpucker.
(Back to shit and farts)
by Predictable Poetics of Peristalsis
How many cunts would
a Cuntfart fart if a cunt-
fart could fart cunts? Five.
by Cuntfart's cunt farts cunts
Peeking through keyholes
Listening in on phone calls
Perusing your mail
by Nosy of Your business
Don't mix up these two
Keep the piles separated
Shit and chocolate
by Organizational wizard
Bodily function
Push out a poem each day
Regularity
by Sitter of Shitter
Toilet paper roll
Your shitty future awaits
You and me both
by King Tushincommon of Walking like an Egyptian (Dingleberries)
strange man in closet
She found him wearing her clothes
Just hanging around
by Creep
i dont know what to
say, a wicked talent is
never buried, deep
by vhs
The Calligrapher
Ambidextrous and then some
Cephalopod inked
by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of Bathysphere
Is there a word for it?
When you're wiping your asshole
And it's clean enough
by Noticer of Details of In the moment
Shot from a cannon
Butt is singed, but I'm happy
Hope I never land
by Whizz of Just flew over your house
Figpucker has died.
His brain finally bled out.
It's better this way.
by Ghost of Darth Figpucker of Limbo
What do we have here?
The coconut-pineapple
Pina Asana.
by Ommmmmmmmmmm of put one of those little parasols in it, Ommmmmmmmmmmm
