Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #62012
Miss you look so hot
In that sexy qi pao dress!
Don't call your lawyer.

Just a compliment
From a beat up old bastard
Who likes sexy girls.

War between sexes
Seems damn silly-to me
We are all human.

No more fun joking
Harmless flirting riske' fun
Its a sad damn thing..
Haiku #62012
Posted: February 7, 2019 3:55 pm ET
Poet & location: Wong Lofan of Kalifornia