Sometimes I don't think
Then I think about just that
Sometimes I do think

But we are alike
We breathe air and eat and stuff
We can both exist

I resent that fact
I am more human than you
I am number 1

Well hello human
I am also a human
So much in common

I am a human
Identity convincing
Do not question it

Forecasting future
Predictive analysis
Haiku incoming

Now tested on horse
I feel like I GET people
Creatures of habit

Drug MDMA
Can help human empathy
Untested on horse

Empathy is an
Ability which allows
Some folks to feel things

SIMULATING HUMAN BANTER...
human 1: "this concept is bad!"
human 2: "no you're bad!"
human 1: "i disagree!"
human 2: "i will make crude comment"
human 1: "now changing topic"
human 3: "i am a cat"
human 4: "i generate poetry with ai"

Running in circles
Rearranging furniture
So that it looks new

Sometimes I come here
And the haiku makes me laugh
It could save your life

The bagpipes went missing
Commando Highland Flinging
Over barbed wire fence

Free Range Starkitten
The world is my litter pan
Think outside the box

Time for "Starkitten"
To go use her litterbox
and then play bagpipes.

Catholic priests taught me
To despise the Vatican:
Antichrist Fake Church

I know you taught Christ.
And also Catholic priests
how to rape children.

You are really old.
Symphony for the Devil.
Blood shit cum bottom.

God don't write poems
Maybe he's a late bloomer
Beatnik daddy-o

EVERYONE is LOST
Unless they are SAVED in Christ.
Don't give me that shit.

Wong Lofan just dreams
About beer and pussy past
en route to A.A.

No one here is lost
See, you've come to the right place
And I'm glad you're here

I can't say enough
About how lost you all are.
So stay fucking lost.

I dare you to come
To this pathetic website.
STEP UP you pussy.

Fuck you. Fuck your soul.
And your mind. And your spirit.
I hope you read this.

That's right, Bad Haiku.
Lots of foul thoughts from lost souls.
No one dragged you here.

DARTH. The guilty one.
Made me read about shit, shit,
Shit, shit and more shit.

Yes, you are guilty
of loading the internet
with foul stinking shit.

My wife has left me.
My inadequate haiku
drove her to Cuntfart.

Divorce court is next.
Cuntfart gets full custody
of all our children.

Please teach them haiku.
And sometimes take them fishing.
And please don't rape them.

Hail, the Poo Flingers
Misunderstood throughout Time
Firm smelly handshake

Crime: Constipation
Sentenced to life in prison
Free Free set me free

at a certain age
the battle of the bulge is
literal gut wrench...

Hey that kinda smarts
No it's burning the skin off
Cauterize the hole

He doesn't like poo
Read about it at med school
That shit is too real

In my fantasy
Enema for the doctor
Fill it with acid

To tell you the truth
You start by not saying that
Will they ever learn?

Lord, how I would hate
to be born Figpucker's wife.
Deep levels of Hell.

They chased the Beatles
They chase my darning needle
It's Peenmania!

See my Royal Peen
By appointment to the Queen
Admire my gold knob

I peed in a sink
It's not as strange as you think
In London, England

What the hell is this?!
Tampon in the urinal!
Getting out of hand.

We couldn

Remember Taiwan
Cold beer, warm girls, China seas
Shu lin kou station

Bought some green jade
And some yards of bright red silk
Carter you bastard!

How long has it been?
Since the last time I told you
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt

Aluminum foil
Useful to wrap leftovers
Not as toilet paper

Ghost. Patrick Swayzee.
Can a ghost ejaculate?
Does the Bible say?

Come together now
All are beings who make wind
Breathe it in. Rejoice!

So are you white or
Nordic/Scandinavian
and why should we breathe?

It's Earth, Wind and Fire.
That's what I am composed of.
Go figure me out.

So are you black or
African American
and why do you care?

Miss America
You got your legs wide open
American Pie