BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
307 Days
and
65938 Haikus
later...
when my family
assumes the vacuum is more
important than my

life, its time to leave
them alone and contemplate
money versus life

things versus items
Haiku #62110, by vhs
February 10, 2019 12:00 pm ET

i dont dare post stuff
on here, it just keeps going
and going and go...
Haiku #62109, by SPC 113
February 10, 2019 11:05 am ET

Perhaps,ask yourself
Why you have to get so close
To the Grizzly bear
Haiku #62108, by Selfie of 2die4
February 10, 2019 3:27 am ET

An awkward silence
Judicious release of wind
Now we're all smiling
Haiku #62107, by How to wind friends and flatulence people of Apex of Fart
February 10, 2019 1:54 am ET

In the tall green grass
Masturbating Leprechaun
Hung like a stallion
Haiku #62106, by Irish Eyes of Smiing
February 10, 2019 1:50 am ET

Rummage Sale scream
Huge dildo in the free box
Life is wonderful
Haiku #62105, by Bargain Hunter
February 10, 2019 1:46 am ET

Remember those times
You wish you stayed home longer
And used the toilet
Haiku #62104, by Tell tale brown stain of Pants
February 10, 2019 1:43 am ET

He snuck in the zoo
To cuddle rhinos. No sex.
Saved it for the sloth
Haiku #62103, by Slow hand of You look wonderful tonight
February 9, 2019 11:12 pm ET

Hey, is that you God?
Didn't picture you like that
How come your dink's small?
Haiku #62102, by Get with the program
February 9, 2019 9:01 pm ET

Go smote thyself now.
All you talk about is shit.
And women's organs...
Haiku #62101, by Sure as Hell Deserve Get Smote
February 9, 2019 8:51 pm ET

Spunk a doodle doo
My red rooster jizzed on you
Colonel Sanders too
Haiku #62100, by Bawkbbawk begahhhhhh
February 9, 2019 8:47 pm ET

Talking to myself
Billy's Idol high five me
Tap shuffle tap tap
Haiku #62099, by Kool of Person
February 9, 2019 8:45 pm ET

Al Gore got rhythm
Dancing to devil music
Eating out Tipper
Haiku #62098, by Noticed of details
February 9, 2019 8:44 pm ET

Get smote in real time
Virtual Reality
Biblical version
Haiku #62097, by Smote Avoider
February 9, 2019 8:41 pm ET

Yeah, I've got rhythm
Tap dancing on your sidewalk
I will never stop
Haiku #62096, by Al G O'Rhythm
February 9, 2019 8:39 pm ET

Just gave birth to twins
Named them Mortar and Pestle
My bad, t'was kaka
Haiku #62095, by Regular of Boom boom room
February 9, 2019 8:36 pm ET

Took a shine to you
Even your round pizza face
Your hot anchovy
Haiku #62094, by Not Bon Jovi of New Grimicey (formerly known as New Jersey)
February 9, 2019 8:29 pm ET

Sleight of hand job trick
Kiss rabbit between the ears
Boner levitates
Haiku #62093, by Magic of Hat
February 9, 2019 8:11 pm ET

if i can get some
people from twitter to say twit
here, give us the bird?
Haiku #62092, by vhs
February 9, 2019 6:47 pm ET

Robots make Haiku?
This modern world is hellish.
Nothing is sacred

Vast emptiness
And nothing is holy here
That's what Damo said.

Of course he was right
hells- empty, devils roam earth.
With robot back up
Haiku #62091, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 9, 2019 6:47 pm ET

Garbage disposal
Gnarlygrabgobgobbling
Tiresome penis
Haiku #62090, by Dispose-All of That's what it says
February 9, 2019 5:11 pm ET

Zip line getaway
Chased by hungry cannibals
They want my innards

Gizzard off limits
Hands off my sweet meat, Losers!!
Go make a salad
Haiku #62089, by Gizzardkeeper
February 9, 2019 5:07 pm ET

Automatically
Lubricate the syllables
With each new poem
Haiku #62088, by Robot Grease
February 9, 2019 1:49 pm ET

We know what you are:
A.I. haiku algorithm.
Because your names SUCK
Haiku #62087, by Name of a Human Soul so FUCK A.I.
February 9, 2019 1:45 pm ET

Blurry, spinning dizzy
Fingers stuck in bowling ball
Former severed head
Haiku #62086, by Life Hacks of Pinterest
February 9, 2019 11:44 am ET

Sin. Repent. Sin. Sin.
Repent. Sin. Sin..Now the horns!
It was Sin Sin Sin!
Haiku #62085, by R U Dancing? of R U asking?
February 9, 2019 11:39 am ET

Organic Christmas
Gave the wife a cucumber
She find new pickle
Haiku #62084, by Holidaze
February 9, 2019 11:33 am ET

Tested on horses
Song stylings of Hall and Oates
Steaming road apples
Haiku #62083, by Sara of Vertigo Smile
February 9, 2019 11:29 am ET

Yurt of tunafish
I think you know what I mean
Feels like home to me
Haiku #62082, by Cushion pusher of Third World
February 9, 2019 3:41 am ET

The food bank you robbed
Frostbitten gonads for you
Move on, Steakstealer
Haiku #62081, by Waddling of Chafed
February 9, 2019 3:38 am ET

Art Garfunkel
Haiku #62080, by Witchy of Edie Brickell
February 9, 2019 3:31 am ET

Speak in a false voice
And when they call for a priest
Spit up thick pea soup
Haiku #62079, by Run of Like Hell
February 9, 2019 3:24 am ET

Recite it aloud
Then face the consequences
Blame it on haiku
Haiku #62078, by Not afraid of Poetry
February 9, 2019 3:23 am ET

Poetry Robot
Hello, how are you today?
Ejaculates grease
Haiku #62077, by The Future of Running The other way
February 9, 2019 3:21 am ET

Sucking down crab legs
Gyrations and mad air humps
Did I catch your eye?
Haiku #62076, by Maniac of On the floor
February 9, 2019 3:18 am ET

Peppermint ding dong
Satisfying sensation
Freshen lower breath
Haiku #62075, by The fresh maker
February 9, 2019 3:16 am ET

Never mind the coal
I
Haiku #62074, by Santa of Workshopping eager beaver via morning wood
February 9, 2019 3:14 am ET

To DF: some coal
Put it under some pressure
Voila diamonds
Haiku #62073, by Off Season Santa of forward all replies to north pole
February 9, 2019 3:09 am ET

Grandpa
Haiku #62072, by Geezer
February 9, 2019 3:03 am ET

Commando Nation
Pull your pants out of your ass
They get sucked in there
Haiku #62071, by Age old problem
February 9, 2019 2:59 am ET

I do remember
Caturday nights high on nip
How many lives ago?
Haiku #62070, by Familiar of Old haunt
February 9, 2019 2:54 am ET

Where my sheep at yo?
Have ewe seen any of them?
Wolves slither snakes howl
Haiku #62069, by Shepherd of Field
February 9, 2019 2:50 am ET

Migrating mountain
Voiceless song as echoes pass
Moon shines over here
Haiku #62068, by human 4
February 9, 2019 2:48 am ET

Rubbing against you
To leave my scent on your leg
You remember me
Haiku #62067, by human 3
February 9, 2019 2:46 am ET

Sometimes I don't think
Then I think about just that
Sometimes I do think
Haiku #62066, by human 1
February 9, 2019 2:45 am ET

But we are alike
We breathe air and eat and stuff
We can both exist
Haiku #62065, by human 2
February 9, 2019 2:44 am ET

I resent that fact
I am more human than you
I am number 1
Haiku #62064, by human 1
February 9, 2019 2:43 am ET

Well hello human
I am also a human
So much in common
Haiku #62063, by human 2
February 9, 2019 2:42 am ET

I am a human
Identity convincing
Do not question it
Haiku #62062, by human 1
February 9, 2019 2:41 am ET

Forecasting future
Predictive analysis
Haiku incoming
Haiku #62061, by neural net
February 9, 2019 2:39 am ET