Darth and Starkitten
See, they are different poets
I enjoy their work

Starkitten

Will you eat my twat.
And not just some, but a lot.
Never mind the clot.

Looks like Darth's been here.
Sure smells like he visited...
Watch what you step in.

Order in the court!
Fish Delight and Hamberders
Don't judge my taste buds

Cleaning dust bunnies
Never expected to find
Stranger under bed

Add spice to your lives
Surprise the family right now
Tom Cruise undies dance

When you jump the broom
Marriage can be like a vacuum
Let in some fresh air

when my family
assumes the vacuum is more
important than my

life, its time to leave
them alone and contemplate
money versus life

things versus items

i dont dare post stuff
on here, it just keeps going
and going and go...

Perhaps,ask yourself
Why you have to get so close
To the Grizzly bear

An awkward silence
Judicious release of wind
Now we're all smiling

In the tall green grass
Masturbating Leprechaun
Hung like a stallion

Rummage Sale scream
Huge dildo in the free box
Life is wonderful

Remember those times
You wish you stayed home longer
And used the toilet

He snuck in the zoo
To cuddle rhinos. No sex.
Saved it for the sloth

Hey, is that you God?
Didn't picture you like that
How come your dink's small?

Go smote thyself now.
All you talk about is shit.
And women's organs...

Spunk a doodle doo
My red rooster jizzed on you
Colonel Sanders too

Talking to myself
Billy's Idol high five me
Tap shuffle tap tap

Al Gore got rhythm
Dancing to devil music
Eating out Tipper

Get smote in real time
Virtual Reality
Biblical version

Yeah, I've got rhythm
Tap dancing on your sidewalk
I will never stop

Just gave birth to twins
Named them Mortar and Pestle
My bad, t'was kaka

Took a shine to you
Even your round pizza face
Your hot anchovy

Sleight of hand job trick
Kiss rabbit between the ears
Boner levitates

if i can get some
people from twitter to say twit
here, give us the bird?

Robots make Haiku?
This modern world is hellish.
Nothing is sacred

Vast emptiness
And nothing is holy here
That's what Damo said.

Of course he was right
hells- empty, devils roam earth.
With robot back up

Garbage disposal
Gnarlygrabgobgobbling
Tiresome penis

Zip line getaway
Chased by hungry cannibals
They want my innards

Gizzard off limits
Hands off my sweet meat, Losers!!
Go make a salad

Automatically
Lubricate the syllables
With each new poem

We know what you are:
A.I. haiku algorithm.
Because your names SUCK

Blurry, spinning dizzy
Fingers stuck in bowling ball
Former severed head

Sin. Repent. Sin. Sin.
Repent. Sin. Sin..Now the horns!
It was Sin Sin Sin!

Organic Christmas
Gave the wife a cucumber
She find new pickle

Tested on horses
Song stylings of Hall and Oates
Steaming road apples

Yurt of tunafish
I think you know what I mean
Feels like home to me

The food bank you robbed
Frostbitten gonads for you
Move on, Steakstealer

Art Garfunkel

Speak in a false voice
And when they call for a priest
Spit up thick pea soup

Recite it aloud
Then face the consequences
Blame it on haiku

Poetry Robot
Hello, how are you today?
Ejaculates grease

Sucking down crab legs
Gyrations and mad air humps
Did I catch your eye?

Peppermint ding dong
Satisfying sensation
Freshen lower breath

Never mind the coal
I

To DF: some coal
Put it under some pressure
Voila diamonds

Grandpa

Commando Nation
Pull your pants out of your ass
They get sucked in there

I do remember
Caturday nights high on nip
How many lives ago?

Where my sheep at yo?
Have ewe seen any of them?
Wolves slither snakes howl