well if you have some
one chase you about hotel
haunted...they might just
be all work and no
play make jaaack...go crazy man
i think he was mad
about the chicken salad......sandwich...
by vhs
Father stood outside
Admiring the fresh snowfall
Found his corpse that Spring
by Gone daddy-o
They took to the streets
High on fructose corn syrup
The day the dead walked
by Morning People of Running
say what he says what
then whut then who then word
up and down around
by vhs
Lay it on the line
Let's what you've got in there
Haikuvian brain
by Show it of Bend over and show it
They are still working
On my fooking hut gawd damn!
They are damn useless
Can't do the job jerks
totally incompetent dorks
you are fired! chit birds!
by Rude hovel dweller of Black Duck Mn.
Abort Socialism.
Behold my brave new slogan:
ABORT SOCIALISM!
by Aldous Orwell of Haiku Animal Farm
Cephalopod Toss
Big tsunami wave don't care
8 arms in the air
by Give it up for Bruno Mars of 24 K magic
I am Starkitten
I am the one and only
I am Starkitten
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
i dont give a shit
about pc dickbags. theyre too
confused about me
by vhs
rage with not against
the wall of shitposting it
all falls down down... down
its badhaiku...ok?
by vhs
I also struggle
with rage against bad haiku.
And I'm the problem!
by Rage Against the Bad Haiku Machine
Popping big pimples
First job flipping grease burgers humping everything
by Roger Daltrey of Talking bout my macular degeneration
No time for kissing
Texts to text. Facebook to check have a emoji
by Man whom married a pillowcase of Bedroom
She kissed my cheek
Then ran out to my old car
Said, "I am sorry."
"Sorry I did that"
Even a friendly cheek peck
Is verboten now.
I thought to myself
even the women are scared
of harmless friendship
PC destruction
Of human interaction
will come back to you.
by Revolted Counter Revolutionary of Moscow Idaho
When the world blows up
I hope we hear Dr Ruth
Moaning in climax
by A wish of Earth
i fucking hate the
times i get pissed off over
stuff posted on this
site, i think do i
need to out do the worthless
70 year old math teacher
who should be dead by
now or might die in 2 or 3
years if i dont give
a shit anymore, pent
up Satanic feelings hiding
behind a xtian
veneer, then burst out
anger retires, a few harsh words
then silence, what then?
by vhs
and while youre at it
nephew, bend over...you like it
that way for, daddy huh?
is daddy a crip and you a blood?
by vhs
hmm, go fuck yourself Inglewood
Go back to jerking off to
pictures of Crips sucking my dick
by vhs
Radio talk show
Haiku poets with big dinks
The show was cancelled
by Anonymous Poet
His girlfriend complained,
like his haiku, he seldom
finished her either.
by Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Stigmata stigma
'stigmatism orgasm.
Pardon my bad aim.
by blind porn star of hold me cane while I fuck these bitches
I
by Job coach of Ramrod dept
Tell us the story
when your ass got eaten out
by a bunch of Crips.
by vhs' nephew of Inglewood, CA
Do you like robots?
I mean the really BIG ones.
Fully functional.
by Starkitten of Pacific Rim Job
perhaps perhaps not
i have stories to write and
maybe i just will
by vhs
I don't bleed down there
But I've got the stigmata
Why I wear glasses
by Noticer of Details of Optometrists rose colored glasses with clots
Darth and Starkitten
See, they are different poets
I enjoy their work
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Starkitten
by Anonymous Poet
Will you eat my twat.
And not just some, but a lot.
Never mind the clot.
by Anonymous Poet
Looks like Darth's been here.
Sure smells like he visited...
Watch what you step in.
by Cybernetic Latrine of Virtual Olfactory
Order in the court!
Fish Delight and Hamberders
Don't judge my taste buds
by Don the Con of Lobby Hotel Graybar
Cleaning dust bunnies
Never expected to find
Stranger under bed
by OCD of Dust ruffle
Add spice to your lives
Surprise the family right now
Tom Cruise undies dance
by Your living room of Socks tightywhites
When you jump the broom
Marriage can be like a vacuum
Let in some fresh air
by Primal Scream of Crack under door
when my family
assumes the vacuum is more
important than my
life, its time to leave
them alone and contemplate
money versus life
things versus items
by vhs
i dont dare post stuff
on here, it just keeps going
and going and go...
by SPC 113
Perhaps,ask yourself
Why you have to get so close
To the Grizzly bear
by Selfie of 2die4
An awkward silence
Judicious release of wind
Now we're all smiling
by How to wind friends and flatulence people of Apex of Fart
In the tall green grass
Masturbating Leprechaun
Hung like a stallion
by Irish Eyes of Smiing
Rummage Sale scream
Huge dildo in the free box
Life is wonderful
by Bargain Hunter
Remember those times
You wish you stayed home longer
And used the toilet
by Tell tale brown stain of Pants
He snuck in the zoo
To cuddle rhinos. No sex.
Saved it for the sloth
by Slow hand of You look wonderful tonight
Hey, is that you God?
Didn't picture you like that
How come your dink's small?
by Get with the program
Go smote thyself now.
All you talk about is shit.
And women's organs...
by Sure as Hell Deserve Get Smote
Spunk a doodle doo
My red rooster jizzed on you
Colonel Sanders too
by Bawkbbawk begahhhhhh
Talking to myself
Billy's Idol high five me
Tap shuffle tap tap
by Kool of Person
Al Gore got rhythm
Dancing to devil music
Eating out Tipper
by Noticed of details
Get smote in real time
Virtual Reality
Biblical version
by Smote Avoider
Yeah, I've got rhythm
Tap dancing on your sidewalk
I will never stop
by Al G O'Rhythm
