BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
277 Days
65581 Haikus
well if you have some
one chase you about hotel
haunted...they might just

be all work and no
play make jaaack...go crazy man
i think he was mad

about the chicken salad......sandwich...
Haiku #62145, by vhs
February 11, 2019 8:19 pm ET

Father stood outside
Admiring the fresh snowfall
Found his corpse that Spring
Haiku #62144, by Gone daddy-o
February 11, 2019 8:08 pm ET

They took to the streets
High on fructose corn syrup
The day the dead walked
Haiku #62143, by Morning People of Running
February 11, 2019 7:53 pm ET

say what he says what
then whut then who then word
up and down around
Haiku #62142, by vhs
February 11, 2019 7:42 pm ET

Lay it on the line
Let's what you've got in there
Haikuvian brain
Haiku #62141, by Show it of Bend over and show it
February 11, 2019 7:01 pm ET

They are still working
On my fooking hut gawd damn!
They are damn useless

Can't do the job jerks
totally incompetent dorks
you are fired! chit birds!
Haiku #62140, by Rude hovel dweller of Black Duck Mn.
February 11, 2019 6:54 pm ET

Abort Socialism.
Behold my brave new slogan:
Haiku #62139, by Aldous Orwell of Haiku Animal Farm
February 11, 2019 5:01 pm ET

Cephalopod Toss
Big tsunami wave don't care
8 arms in the air
Haiku #62138, by Give it up for Bruno Mars of 24 K magic
February 11, 2019 2:52 pm ET

I am Starkitten
I am the one and only
I am Starkitten
Haiku #62137, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
February 11, 2019 2:49 pm ET

i dont give a shit
about pc dickbags. theyre too
confused about me
Haiku #62136, by vhs
February 11, 2019 8:40 am ET

rage with not against
the wall of shitposting it
all falls down down... down

its badhaiku...ok?
Haiku #62135, by vhs
February 11, 2019 8:39 am ET

I also struggle
with rage against bad haiku.
And I'm the problem!
Haiku #62134, by Rage Against the Bad Haiku Machine
February 11, 2019 8:06 am ET

Popping big pimples
First job flipping grease burgers humping everything
Haiku #62133, by Roger Daltrey of Talking bout my macular degeneration
February 11, 2019 3:57 am ET

No time for kissing
Texts to text. Facebook to check have a emoji
Haiku #62132, by Man whom married a pillowcase of Bedroom
February 11, 2019 3:53 am ET

She kissed my cheek
Then ran out to my old car
Said, "I am sorry."

"Sorry I did that"
Even a friendly cheek peck
Is verboten now.

I thought to myself
even the women are scared
of harmless friendship

PC destruction
Of human interaction
will come back to you.
Haiku #62131, by Revolted Counter Revolutionary of Moscow Idaho
February 11, 2019 1:58 am ET

When the world blows up
I hope we hear Dr Ruth
Moaning in climax
Haiku #62130, by A wish of Earth
February 11, 2019 12:08 am ET

i fucking hate the
times i get pissed off over
stuff posted on this

site, i think do i
need to out do the worthless
70 year old math teacher

who should be dead by
now or might die in 2 or 3
years if i dont give

a shit anymore, pent
up Satanic feelings hiding
behind a xtian

veneer, then burst out
anger retires, a few harsh words
then silence, what then?
Haiku #62129, by vhs
February 10, 2019 11:46 pm ET

and while youre at it
nephew, bend like it
that way for, daddy huh?

is daddy a crip and you a blood?
Haiku #62128, by vhs
February 10, 2019 11:26 pm ET

hmm, go fuck yourself Inglewood
Go back to jerking off to
pictures of Crips sucking my dick
Haiku #62127, by vhs
February 10, 2019 11:24 pm ET

Radio talk show
Haiku poets with big dinks
The show was cancelled
Haiku #62126, by Anonymous Poet
February 10, 2019 10:44 pm ET

His girlfriend complained,
like his haiku, he seldom
finished her either.
Haiku #62125, by Dr. Ruth Westheimer
February 10, 2019 10:43 pm ET

Stigmata stigma
'stigmatism orgasm.
Pardon my bad aim.
Haiku #62124, by blind porn star of hold me cane while I fuck these bitches
February 10, 2019 10:38 pm ET

Haiku #62123, by Job coach of Ramrod dept
February 10, 2019 10:35 pm ET

Tell us the story
when your ass got eaten out
by a bunch of Crips.
Haiku #62122, by vhs' nephew of Inglewood, CA
February 10, 2019 10:34 pm ET

Do you like robots?
I mean the really BIG ones.
Fully functional.
Haiku #62121, by Starkitten of Pacific Rim Job
February 10, 2019 10:29 pm ET

perhaps perhaps not
i have stories to write and
maybe i just will
Haiku #62120, by vhs
February 10, 2019 9:10 pm ET

I don't bleed down there
But I've got the stigmata
Why I wear glasses
Haiku #62119, by Noticer of Details of Optometrists rose colored glasses with clots
February 10, 2019 7:57 pm ET

Darth and Starkitten
See, they are different poets
I enjoy their work
Haiku #62118, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
February 10, 2019 7:53 pm ET

Haiku #62117, by Anonymous Poet
February 10, 2019 7:15 pm ET

Will you eat my twat.
And not just some, but a lot.
Never mind the clot.
Haiku #62116, by Anonymous Poet
February 10, 2019 6:29 pm ET

Looks like Darth's been here.
Sure smells like he visited...
Watch what you step in.
Haiku #62115, by Cybernetic Latrine of Virtual Olfactory
February 10, 2019 6:24 pm ET

Order in the court!
Fish Delight and Hamberders
Don't judge my taste buds
Haiku #62114, by Don the Con of Lobby Hotel Graybar
February 10, 2019 6:14 pm ET

Cleaning dust bunnies
Never expected to find
Stranger under bed
Haiku #62113, by OCD of Dust ruffle
February 10, 2019 5:36 pm ET

Add spice to your lives
Surprise the family right now
Tom Cruise undies dance
Haiku #62112, by Your living room of Socks tightywhites
February 10, 2019 2:55 pm ET

When you jump the broom
Marriage can be like a vacuum
Let in some fresh air
Haiku #62111, by Primal Scream of Crack under door
February 10, 2019 2:53 pm ET

when my family
assumes the vacuum is more
important than my

life, its time to leave
them alone and contemplate
money versus life

things versus items
Haiku #62110, by vhs
February 10, 2019 12:00 pm ET

i dont dare post stuff
on here, it just keeps going
and going and go...
Haiku #62109, by SPC 113
February 10, 2019 11:05 am ET

Perhaps,ask yourself
Why you have to get so close
To the Grizzly bear
Haiku #62108, by Selfie of 2die4
February 10, 2019 3:27 am ET

An awkward silence
Judicious release of wind
Now we're all smiling
Haiku #62107, by How to wind friends and flatulence people of Apex of Fart
February 10, 2019 1:54 am ET

In the tall green grass
Masturbating Leprechaun
Hung like a stallion
Haiku #62106, by Irish Eyes of Smiing
February 10, 2019 1:50 am ET

Rummage Sale scream
Huge dildo in the free box
Life is wonderful
Haiku #62105, by Bargain Hunter
February 10, 2019 1:46 am ET

Remember those times
You wish you stayed home longer
And used the toilet
Haiku #62104, by Tell tale brown stain of Pants
February 10, 2019 1:43 am ET

He snuck in the zoo
To cuddle rhinos. No sex.
Saved it for the sloth
Haiku #62103, by Slow hand of You look wonderful tonight
February 9, 2019 11:12 pm ET

Hey, is that you God?
Didn't picture you like that
How come your dink's small?
Haiku #62102, by Get with the program
February 9, 2019 9:01 pm ET

Go smote thyself now.
All you talk about is shit.
And women's organs...
Haiku #62101, by Sure as Hell Deserve Get Smote
February 9, 2019 8:51 pm ET

Spunk a doodle doo
My red rooster jizzed on you
Colonel Sanders too
Haiku #62100, by Bawkbbawk begahhhhhh
February 9, 2019 8:47 pm ET

Talking to myself
Billy's Idol high five me
Tap shuffle tap tap
Haiku #62099, by Kool of Person
February 9, 2019 8:45 pm ET

Al Gore got rhythm
Dancing to devil music
Eating out Tipper
Haiku #62098, by Noticed of details
February 9, 2019 8:44 pm ET

Get smote in real time
Virtual Reality
Biblical version
Haiku #62097, by Smote Avoider
February 9, 2019 8:41 pm ET

Yeah, I've got rhythm
Tap dancing on your sidewalk
I will never stop
Haiku #62096, by Al G O'Rhythm
February 9, 2019 8:39 pm ET