Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #62172
Velveeta cheese food.
Hydrogenated butt lube.
Processed santorum.

Trump hair yellow dye.
Disodium mastearbate.
One percent cheddar.
Haiku #62172
Posted: February 13, 2019 12:24 am ET
Poet & location: Lord Figpucker