BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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69711 Haikus
there is no pain, spammed
voice of reason, money sold
30 pieces, pigs
Haiku #61964, by vhs of i have the body of a pig...grunt grunt
February 4, 2019 4:22 am ET

Flying pigs wee wee.
Feed them blue and red food dye.
Prince's Purple Rain.

There's no more Pink Floyd.
Roger Water's Prince cover.
Rick Wright, RIP.
Haiku #61963, by I mean "The "Artist" Formerly Known As Prince."
February 4, 2019 3:33 am ET

Dusty gutter dink
Tossed out the car window. Lost
A friend remembered
Haiku #61962, by Guttersnipe of Gutter
February 4, 2019 2:19 am ET

Human resources
Internal organ harvest
Black market resale
Haiku #61961, by Air bnb of Sleep with one eye open...wait where'd my other eye go...
February 4, 2019 2:12 am ET

Free filthy futon
Fornication foundation
Flounder fish fragrance
Haiku #61960, by Freda
February 4, 2019 2:09 am ET

Halftime Tribute
Lay it down for Baphomet
Steroids on STEROIDS
Haiku #61959, by Undercooked Totinos of Small intestine
February 3, 2019 8:05 pm ET

He's up to the task
Eight tentacles spinning plates
He's beating off, too
Haiku #61958, by Louis c.k. & Starkitten of the PNW of Cephalopod King Restarant Corp.
February 3, 2019 8:01 pm ET

Starkitten's recent
Epic magnificent verse
Was thusly penned: "He"
Haiku #61957, by QuaLanda of the projects in the Hood
February 3, 2019 7:18 pm ET

Football be like this:
They gots round thangz on they head.
They all throwin shit
Haiku #61956, by LaQuanda of The Economist (guest columnist)
February 3, 2019 7:15 pm ET

Chant to the spirits:
"He-ya he-ya hey halftime
Check those cheerleaders"
Haiku #61955, by Spiritual Supper Bowl of DOG
February 3, 2019 7:07 pm ET

Hey! It's the big game!
Time to drink Ayahuasca
And speak with spirits
Haiku #61954, by NFL shaman of astral projection
February 3, 2019 7:03 pm ET

Howard Cosell of
Spirit world that was funny
I almost laughed. Urp.
Haiku #61953, by Joe Namath's right buttcheek of Wings and Bud Lite Vomit Spew
February 3, 2019 7:00 pm ET

Haiku #61952, by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of 100% Octopus owned restaurant
February 3, 2019 6:34 pm ET

Driving down the road
In a motorized commode
Dropping off a load
Haiku #61951, by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of Woodland Park Zoo Komodo Dragon
February 3, 2019 5:51 pm ET

The goofy uncle
Hail Mary pass to Grandma
Knocked out her dentures
Haiku #61950, by Brent Mussberger of Hades
February 3, 2019 2:03 pm ET

Speaking of pig skin
Why not just eat the football?
Living room hog pile
Haiku #61949, by Howard Cosell of Spirit World
February 3, 2019 1:57 pm ET

He had a big dink
Inflatable Pink Floyd pig
Life High off the Hog
Haiku #61948, by Pork Bellies of Up
February 3, 2019 1:22 pm ET

Some big game today.
That basketball tournament...
no wait -- it's hockey.
Haiku #61947, by Spectatored Sport of Spheroid
February 3, 2019 12:58 pm ET

pigs will fly, esp. if
you put them in catapults
wee wee all the way...
Haiku #61946, by vhs
February 3, 2019 9:36 am ET

Headstand if you can
Release the methane gasket
Now you are spinning
Haiku #61945, by Phenomenon
February 3, 2019 12:31 am ET

Do you remember?
I have never forgotten
The humour in farts
Haiku #61944, by Farter
February 3, 2019 12:29 am ET

Everyone makes farts
Even vegans cut the cheese
Make the most of it
Haiku #61943, by Optimist
February 3, 2019 12:27 am ET

They aired out the room
Thick fog of fart molecules
I say, "Ambrosia!"
Haiku #61942, by Sniffy of Room
February 3, 2019 12:25 am ET

No one will deny
that other races helped us.
But Anglos built this.
Haiku #61941, by Revisionists Eat Your Words
February 2, 2019 7:43 pm ET

No American
Cares what color your hide is
Get over yourself

Just ride for the brand
Live by the Constitution
All for one- one all

Some four hundred Blacks
Fought under George Washington
And Indians to

They made this nation
Along with their white brothers
Do not forget it.
Haiku #61940, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 2, 2019 6:24 pm ET

I don't have an answer
i just live day by day
yesterday's gone but

we live in its shadow
Haiku #61939, by vhs
February 2, 2019 6:19 pm ET

No American
Cares what color your hide is
Get over yourself

Just ride for the brand
Live by the Constitution
Get over your self

Some four hundred Blacks
Fought under George Washington
And Indians to

They made this nation
Along with their white brothers
Do not forget it.
Haiku #61938, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 2, 2019 6:19 pm ET

Best thing about God
He hates every one of us
Take comfort in that
Haiku #61937, by Anonymous Poet
February 2, 2019 5:27 pm ET

I'm not VHS...
Nations established by whites
in Europe and here!
Haiku #61936, by Go live in Underdeveloped World and Get Back to Me
February 2, 2019 2:42 pm ET

Tell us VHS....
Just what is a "white nation?"
The one built by slaves?

Or maybe it is
One stolen from the natives?
Yup, all POC

should have built a wall
Before 1492
Them dang immigrants
Haiku #61935, by Jesus loves me more than you
February 2, 2019 1:17 pm ET

Hula Hooping nude
Jump Back! Heaving mounds of lard
I'm shaking my junk
Haiku #61934, by Fun person
February 2, 2019 3:10 am ET

Going down the drain
Washed clean of our earthly sins
Is God a wizard?
Haiku #61933, by Cowering Skywatcher of Hiding
February 2, 2019 3:07 am ET

While high on bath salts,
Trump tells CIA to hack
badhaiku dot com.
Haiku #61932, by Anonymous Poet
February 2, 2019 1:21 am ET

Disconnected call
The future is butt dialing
Fart busy signal
Haiku #61931, by Noticer of Details
February 1, 2019 10:43 pm ET

Tsunami waves in my tub
Washed hair with Haiku
Haiku #61930, by Starkitten of Bath Tub
February 1, 2019 8:33 pm ET

What the old bag said
Cheaper Accommodations
She's in a casket
Haiku #61929, by Big Grandma of Cheap Canadian Biotch
February 1, 2019 7:59 pm ET

Totally agree!
I am fighting on your side!
Phuck the rest of them...
Haiku #61928, by Hasta la Victoria of Siempre
February 1, 2019 7:17 pm ET

America has-
Always been diverse-jive ass!
Read some history...
Haiku #61927, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 1, 2019 4:27 pm ET

Demonrat Commies
Tearing apart our nation
Destroying bastards!

Caracas nit wits
destroyed Venezuela
AOC don't care

She is a moron
Mind full of leftist mush
Wants free chit for all

Move to Caracas
Take your brain dead fans with you
To Socialist hell
Haiku #61926, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 1, 2019 4:18 pm ET

Today's immigrants
all flock to the White Nations
so how is White bad ?
Haiku #61925, by Hypocrisies of Multiculturalism
February 1, 2019 2:27 pm ET

Transmission of Bad Haiku
Now Automatic
Haiku #61924, by Starkitten of Vinyl
February 1, 2019 1:27 pm ET

we write so long then
come back to sneak in and say
hi then leave again
Haiku #61923, by vhs
February 1, 2019 11:05 am ET

Oh no, Basho-San--
my brand-new robot girlfriend
is writing Haiku
Haiku #61922, by Fun to Recharge of Automatic Geisha
February 1, 2019 11:02 am ET

Er, hop shuffle step
Ball change ball change, hop shuffle..
I will never stop
Haiku #61921, by Tap Dancing of On your sidewalk
February 1, 2019 2:06 am ET

I don
Haiku #61920, by The actual holes of Not like Munchkins or Timbits
February 1, 2019 2:04 am ET

I use it to zap houseguests
Who use my toilet
Haiku #61919, by Air bnb of Toilet seat electric chair
February 1, 2019 12:26 am ET

Cats are partying
A fine dime bag of catnip
Tails wave like glow sticks
Haiku #61918, by Cat Raver of Cat Rave
February 1, 2019 12:00 am ET

Sucking a lemon
At the trumpet recital
Laughing in my sleeve
Haiku #61917, by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of Trumpet recital
January 31, 2019 10:18 pm ET

a man told me some
thing but, the thing he told me
was just some more words
Haiku #61916, by vhs
January 31, 2019 10:14 pm ET

Muh Diversity
Waah! Waah! Muh Identity...
Feminism. SKREEEECH!
Haiku #61915, by Tomas Bezmenov of Leetle Russian Magnet on your Fridge
January 31, 2019 4:08 pm ET