Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 259 Days and 71095 Haikus later...

Chant to the spirits:
"He-ya he-ya hey halftime
Check those cheerleaders"
Haiku # 61955, February 3, 2019 7:07 pm ET
by Spiritual Supper Bowl of DOG
Hey! It's the big game!
Time to drink Ayahuasca
And speak with spirits
Haiku # 61954, February 3, 2019 7:03 pm ET
by NFL shaman of astral projection
Howard Cosell of
Spirit world that was funny
I almost laughed. Urp.
Haiku # 61953, February 3, 2019 7:00 pm ET
by Joe Namath's right buttcheek of Wings and Bud Lite Vomit Spew
He
Haiku # 61952, February 3, 2019 6:34 pm ET
by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of 100% Octopus owned restaurant
Driving down the road
In a motorized commode
Dropping off a load
Haiku # 61951, February 3, 2019 5:51 pm ET
by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of Woodland Park Zoo Komodo Dragon
The goofy uncle
Hail Mary pass to Grandma
Knocked out her dentures
Haiku # 61950, February 3, 2019 2:03 pm ET
by Brent Mussberger of Hades
Speaking of pig skin
Why not just eat the football?
Living room hog pile
Haiku # 61949, February 3, 2019 1:57 pm ET
by Howard Cosell of Spirit World
He had a big dink
Inflatable Pink Floyd pig
Life High off the Hog
Haiku # 61948, February 3, 2019 1:22 pm ET
by Pork Bellies of Up
Some big game today.
That basketball tournament...
no wait -- it's hockey.
Haiku # 61947, February 3, 2019 12:58 pm ET
by Spectatored Sport of Spheroid
pigs will fly, esp. if
you put them in catapults
wee wee all the way...
Haiku # 61946, February 3, 2019 9:36 am ET
by vhs
Headstand if you can
Release the methane gasket
Now you are spinning
Haiku # 61945, February 3, 2019 12:31 am ET
by Phenomenon
Do you remember?
I have never forgotten
The humour in farts
Haiku # 61944, February 3, 2019 12:29 am ET
by Farter
Everyone makes farts
Even vegans cut the cheese
Make the most of it
Haiku # 61943, February 3, 2019 12:27 am ET
by Optimist
They aired out the room
Thick fog of fart molecules
I say, "Ambrosia!"
Haiku # 61942, February 3, 2019 12:25 am ET
by Sniffy of Room
No one will deny
that other races helped us.
But Anglos built this.
Haiku # 61941, February 2, 2019 7:43 pm ET
by Revisionists Eat Your Words
No American
Cares what color your hide is
Get over yourself

Just ride for the brand
Live by the Constitution
All for one- one all

Some four hundred Blacks
Fought under George Washington
And Indians to

They made this nation
Along with their white brothers
Do not forget it.
Haiku # 61940, February 2, 2019 6:24 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I don't have an answer
i just live day by day
yesterday's gone but

we live in its shadow
Haiku # 61939, February 2, 2019 6:19 pm ET
by vhs
No American
Cares what color your hide is
Get over yourself

Just ride for the brand
Live by the Constitution
Get over your self

Some four hundred Blacks
Fought under George Washington
And Indians to

They made this nation
Along with their white brothers
Do not forget it.
Haiku # 61938, February 2, 2019 6:19 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Best thing about God
He hates every one of us
Take comfort in that
Haiku # 61937, February 2, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not VHS...
Nations established by whites
in Europe and here!
Haiku # 61936, February 2, 2019 2:42 pm ET
by Go live in Underdeveloped World and Get Back to Me
Tell us VHS....
Just what is a "white nation?"
The one built by slaves?

Or maybe it is
One stolen from the natives?
Yup, all POC

should have built a wall
Before 1492
Them dang immigrants
Haiku # 61935, February 2, 2019 1:17 pm ET
by Jesus loves me more than you
Hula Hooping nude
Jump Back! Heaving mounds of lard
I'm shaking my junk
Haiku # 61934, February 2, 2019 3:10 am ET
by Fun person
Going down the drain
Washed clean of our earthly sins
Is God a wizard?
Haiku # 61933, February 2, 2019 3:07 am ET
by Cowering Skywatcher of Hiding
While high on bath salts,
Trump tells CIA to hack
badhaiku dot com.
Haiku # 61932, February 2, 2019 1:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Disconnected call
The future is butt dialing
Fart busy signal
Haiku # 61931, February 1, 2019 10:43 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Unbelievable
Tsunami waves in my tub
Washed hair with Haiku
Haiku # 61930, February 1, 2019 8:33 pm ET
by Starkitten of Bath Tub
What the old bag said
Cheaper Accommodations
She's in a casket
Haiku # 61929, February 1, 2019 7:59 pm ET
by Big Grandma of Cheap Canadian Biotch
Totally agree!
I am fighting on your side!
Phuck the rest of them...
Haiku # 61928, February 1, 2019 7:17 pm ET
by Hasta la Victoria of Siempre
America has-
Always been diverse-jive ass!
Read some history...
Haiku # 61927, February 1, 2019 4:27 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Demonrat Commies
Tearing apart our nation
Destroying bastards!

Caracas nit wits
destroyed Venezuela
AOC don't care

She is a moron
Mind full of leftist mush
Wants free chit for all

Move to Caracas
Take your brain dead fans with you
To Socialist hell
Haiku # 61926, February 1, 2019 4:18 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Today's immigrants
all flock to the White Nations
so how is White bad ?
Haiku # 61925, February 1, 2019 2:27 pm ET
by Hypocrisies of Multiculturalism
TVC15
Transmission of Bad Haiku
Now Automatic
Haiku # 61924, February 1, 2019 1:27 pm ET
by Starkitten of Vinyl
we write so long then
come back to sneak in and say
hi then leave again
Haiku # 61923, February 1, 2019 11:05 am ET
by vhs
Oh no, Basho-San--
my brand-new robot girlfriend
is writing Haiku
Haiku # 61922, February 1, 2019 11:02 am ET
by Fun to Recharge of Automatic Geisha
Er, hop shuffle step
Ball change ball change, hop shuffle..
I will never stop
Haiku # 61921, February 1, 2019 2:06 am ET
by Tap Dancing of On your sidewalk
I don
Haiku # 61920, February 1, 2019 2:04 am ET
by The actual holes of Not like Munchkins or Timbits
Electricity
I use it to zap houseguests
Who use my toilet
Haiku # 61919, February 1, 2019 12:26 am ET
by Air bnb of Toilet seat electric chair
Cats are partying
A fine dime bag of catnip
Tails wave like glow sticks
Haiku # 61918, February 1, 2019 12:00 am ET
by Cat Raver of Cat Rave
Sucking a lemon
At the trumpet recital
Laughing in my sleeve
Haiku # 61917, January 31, 2019 10:18 pm ET
by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of Trumpet recital
a man told me some
thing but, the thing he told me
was just some more words
Haiku # 61916, January 31, 2019 10:14 pm ET
by vhs
Muh Diversity
Waah! Waah! Muh Identity...
Feminism. SKREEEECH!
Haiku # 61915, January 31, 2019 4:08 pm ET
by Tomas Bezmenov of Leetle Russian Magnet on your Fridge
That's right, Wong Lofan
Venezuela's an old house
falling apart fast...
Haiku # 61914, January 31, 2019 3:03 pm ET
by Entropy Enhanced
Watch it fall apart
If you learn to enjoy it
It makes life easy
Haiku # 61913, January 31, 2019 1:55 pm ET
by Old One of Ethers
The rotten bastards
Were supposed to fix the house
They fooked it up worse

It seems those days
No one knows their GD job
incompetent fools!
Haiku # 61912, January 31, 2019 1:53 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Most Americans
have no idea about
Venezuela's fate
Haiku # 61911, January 31, 2019 1:53 pm ET
by Maracas of Caracas
Dull behaviorists
Pavlov and B.F. Skinner.
What a bunch of twits.
Haiku # 61910, January 31, 2019 12:48 pm ET
by Piaget Too
aw who am i kidding
responses stimulus and
do it all over
Haiku # 61909, January 31, 2019 8:47 am ET
by vhs of rewind
sit back to camp go
fishing real people, fuck this
this is meaningless
Haiku # 61908, January 31, 2019 8:34 am ET
by vhs
something like blah blah blah
yada yada yada
pretty much this is
Haiku # 61907, January 31, 2019 7:13 am ET
by vhs
there is nothing more
to say but quietly send
the clowns far away
Haiku # 61906, January 31, 2019 7:05 am ET
by vhs
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