Driving down the road
In a motorized commode
Dropping off a load

The goofy uncle
Hail Mary pass to Grandma
Knocked out her dentures

Speaking of pig skin
Why not just eat the football?
Living room hog pile

He had a big dink
Inflatable Pink Floyd pig
Life High off the Hog

Some big game today.
That basketball tournament...
no wait -- it's hockey.

pigs will fly, esp. if
you put them in catapults
wee wee all the way...

Headstand if you can
Release the methane gasket
Now you are spinning

Do you remember?
I have never forgotten
The humour in farts

Everyone makes farts
Even vegans cut the cheese
Make the most of it

They aired out the room
Thick fog of fart molecules
I say, "Ambrosia!"

No one will deny
that other races helped us.
But Anglos built this.

No American
Cares what color your hide is
Get over yourself

Just ride for the brand
Live by the Constitution
All for one- one all

Some four hundred Blacks
Fought under George Washington
And Indians to

They made this nation
Along with their white brothers
Do not forget it.

I don't have an answer
i just live day by day
yesterday's gone but

we live in its shadow

No American
Cares what color your hide is
Get over yourself

Just ride for the brand
Live by the Constitution
Get over your self

Some four hundred Blacks
Fought under George Washington
And Indians to

They made this nation
Along with their white brothers
Do not forget it.

Best thing about God
He hates every one of us
Take comfort in that

I'm not VHS...
Nations established by whites
in Europe and here!

Tell us VHS....
Just what is a "white nation?"
The one built by slaves?

Or maybe it is
One stolen from the natives?
Yup, all POC

should have built a wall
Before 1492
Them dang immigrants

Hula Hooping nude
Jump Back! Heaving mounds of lard
I'm shaking my junk

Going down the drain
Washed clean of our earthly sins
Is God a wizard?

While high on bath salts,
Trump tells CIA to hack
badhaiku dot com.

Disconnected call
The future is butt dialing
Fart busy signal

Unbelievable
Tsunami waves in my tub
Washed hair with Haiku

What the old bag said
Cheaper Accommodations
She's in a casket

Totally agree!
I am fighting on your side!
Phuck the rest of them...

America has-
Always been diverse-jive ass!
Read some history...

Demonrat Commies
Tearing apart our nation
Destroying bastards!

Caracas nit wits
destroyed Venezuela
AOC don't care

She is a moron
Mind full of leftist mush
Wants free chit for all

Move to Caracas
Take your brain dead fans with you
To Socialist hell

Today's immigrants
all flock to the White Nations
so how is White bad ?

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Now Automatic

we write so long then
come back to sneak in and say
hi then leave again

Oh no, Basho-San--
my brand-new robot girlfriend
is writing Haiku

Er, hop shuffle step
Ball change ball change, hop shuffle..
I will never stop

I don

Electricity
I use it to zap houseguests
Who use my toilet

Cats are partying
A fine dime bag of catnip
Tails wave like glow sticks

Sucking a lemon
At the trumpet recital
Laughing in my sleeve

a man told me some
thing but, the thing he told me
was just some more words

Muh Diversity
Waah! Waah! Muh Identity...
Feminism. SKREEEECH!

That's right, Wong Lofan
Venezuela's an old house
falling apart fast...

Watch it fall apart
If you learn to enjoy it
It makes life easy

The rotten bastards
Were supposed to fix the house
They fooked it up worse

It seems those days
No one knows their GD job
incompetent fools!

Most Americans
have no idea about
Venezuela's fate

Dull behaviorists
Pavlov and B.F. Skinner.
What a bunch of twits.

aw who am i kidding
responses stimulus and
do it all over

sit back to camp go
fishing real people, fuck this
this is meaningless

something like blah blah blah
yada yada yada
pretty much this is

there is nothing more
to say but quietly send
the clowns far away

intimidation
and offense, unashamed
of their evil ways

Cry crocodile tears
Go now, cry in your stale beers
Cry me a river

Investigators
They come from Florida
Reptiles. Stocks and Bonds

nothing to guess pearls thrown
to swine are trampled then they
turn to rend others