Dusty gutter dink
Tossed out the car window. Lost
A friend remembered
by Guttersnipe of Gutter
Human resources
Internal organ harvest
Black market resale
by Air bnb of Sleep with one eye open...wait where'd my other eye go...
Free filthy futon
Fornication foundation
Flounder fish fragrance
by Freda
Halftime Tribute
Lay it down for Baphomet
Steroids on STEROIDS
by Undercooked Totinos of Small intestine
He's up to the task
Eight tentacles spinning plates
He's beating off, too
by Louis c.k. & Starkitten of the PNW of Cephalopod King Restarant Corp.
Starkitten's recent
Epic magnificent verse
Was thusly penned: "He"
by QuaLanda of the projects in the Hood
Football be like this:
They gots round thangz on they head.
They all throwin shit
by LaQuanda of The Economist (guest columnist)
Chant to the spirits:
"He-ya he-ya hey halftime
Check those cheerleaders"
by Spiritual Supper Bowl of DOG
Hey! It's the big game!
Time to drink Ayahuasca
And speak with spirits
by NFL shaman of astral projection
Howard Cosell of
Spirit world that was funny
I almost laughed. Urp.
by Joe Namath's right buttcheek of Wings and Bud Lite Vomit Spew
He
by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of 100% Octopus owned restaurant
Driving down the road
In a motorized commode
Dropping off a load
by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of Woodland Park Zoo Komodo Dragon
The goofy uncle
Hail Mary pass to Grandma
Knocked out her dentures
by Brent Mussberger of Hades
Speaking of pig skin
Why not just eat the football?
Living room hog pile
by Howard Cosell of Spirit World
He had a big dink
Inflatable Pink Floyd pig
Life High off the Hog
by Pork Bellies of Up
Some big game today.
That basketball tournament...
no wait -- it's hockey.
by Spectatored Sport of Spheroid
pigs will fly, esp. if
you put them in catapults
wee wee all the way...
by vhs
Headstand if you can
Release the methane gasket
Now you are spinning
by Phenomenon
Do you remember?
I have never forgotten
The humour in farts
by Farter
Everyone makes farts
Even vegans cut the cheese
Make the most of it
by Optimist
They aired out the room
Thick fog of fart molecules
I say, "Ambrosia!"
by Sniffy of Room
No one will deny
that other races helped us.
But Anglos built this.
by Revisionists Eat Your Words
No American
Cares what color your hide is
Get over yourself
Just ride for the brand
Live by the Constitution
All for one- one all
Some four hundred Blacks
Fought under George Washington
And Indians to
They made this nation
Along with their white brothers
Do not forget it.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I don't have an answer
i just live day by day
yesterday's gone but
we live in its shadow
by vhs
No American
Cares what color your hide is
Get over yourself
Just ride for the brand
Live by the Constitution
Get over your self
Some four hundred Blacks
Fought under George Washington
And Indians to
They made this nation
Along with their white brothers
Do not forget it.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Best thing about God
He hates every one of us
Take comfort in that
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not VHS...
Nations established by whites
in Europe and here!
by Go live in Underdeveloped World and Get Back to Me
Tell us VHS....
Just what is a "white nation?"
The one built by slaves?
Or maybe it is
One stolen from the natives?
Yup, all POC
should have built a wall
Before 1492
Them dang immigrants
by Jesus loves me more than you
Hula Hooping nude
Jump Back! Heaving mounds of lard
I'm shaking my junk
by Fun person
Going down the drain
Washed clean of our earthly sins
Is God a wizard?
by Cowering Skywatcher of Hiding
While high on bath salts,
Trump tells CIA to hack
badhaiku dot com.
by Anonymous Poet
Disconnected call
The future is butt dialing
Fart busy signal
by Noticer of Details
Unbelievable
Tsunami waves in my tub
Washed hair with Haiku
by Starkitten of Bath Tub
What the old bag said
Cheaper Accommodations
She's in a casket
by Big Grandma of Cheap Canadian Biotch
Totally agree!
I am fighting on your side!
Phuck the rest of them...
by Hasta la Victoria of Siempre
America has-
Always been diverse-jive ass!
Read some history...
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Demonrat Commies
Tearing apart our nation
Destroying bastards!
Caracas nit wits
destroyed Venezuela
AOC don't care
She is a moron
Mind full of leftist mush
Wants free chit for all
Move to Caracas
Take your brain dead fans with you
To Socialist hell
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Today's immigrants
all flock to the White Nations
so how is White bad ?
by Hypocrisies of Multiculturalism
TVC15
Transmission of Bad Haiku
Now Automatic
by Starkitten of Vinyl
we write so long then
come back to sneak in and say
hi then leave again
by vhs
Oh no, Basho-San--
my brand-new robot girlfriend
is writing Haiku
by Fun to Recharge of Automatic Geisha
Er, hop shuffle step
Ball change ball change, hop shuffle..
I will never stop
by Tap Dancing of On your sidewalk
I don
by The actual holes of Not like Munchkins or Timbits
Electricity
I use it to zap houseguests
Who use my toilet
by Air bnb of Toilet seat electric chair
Cats are partying
A fine dime bag of catnip
Tails wave like glow sticks
by Cat Raver of Cat Rave
Sucking a lemon
At the trumpet recital
Laughing in my sleeve
by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of Trumpet recital
a man told me some
thing but, the thing he told me
was just some more words
by vhs
Muh Diversity
Waah! Waah! Muh Identity...
Feminism. SKREEEECH!
by Tomas Bezmenov of Leetle Russian Magnet on your Fridge
That's right, Wong Lofan
Venezuela's an old house
falling apart fast...
by Entropy Enhanced
Watch it fall apart
If you learn to enjoy it
It makes life easy
by Old One of Ethers
