What the world needs now:
Rest home Viagra scandal.
Heart meds got switched up.
Heart attacks and smiles.
Dozens of raped orderlies.
Dangerous geezers.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Can almost see you
Was recruited in college
For remote viewing
by Training but only stayed in program 2 yrs of Was studying Russian Language at time
meh maybe you have
a special talent for the
spooking of ai...
by vhs
Down and down we descend... nobody wins a race to the bottom
by Chris Cuomo of Astroglide Commercial
Question for the boys
Hard work to get a boner?
See them everywhere.
by Starkitten of Anyone standing next to me gets one
Come on vhs.
You just need some Viagra
if it's not working.
Remember back when
every other post was spam
for cheap boner pills?
by df
like when i do the
recapatcha it won't load
on my tablet right now
by vhs
that's not exactly
what I'm saying, my hardware
is acting weird now
so say how to fix
a wonky samsung tablet
or opera browser?
by vhs
Don't go, vhs
Think of our mental health
We're a little off
by Anonymous Poet
Bend it like Posh Spice
Origami of the dink
Tattooed wrinkle stick
by Scary Spice of Spice Rack
stuff isn't working for
me like it should so i think
things will be off now
by vhs
I'm a bad mo-fo.
Ate toasted bagel, cream cheese,
with kimchi on it.
And to top that off
old durian for dessert.
A deadly combo.
But, to be honest,
I'm not a total bad-ass.
The cream cheese was "lite".
Tomorrow dog brain
pate on rye, sauerkraut,
garlic, and goat cheese.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
David Letterman
Stars in all my fantasies
Even with the beard
by Starkitten
Fired up on Vegemite
Punching kangaroos out cold
Wissing on the flowers
by The Wisser
Meow meow meow #MeToo
Seeking justice against perv
David Letterman
by Frantic Housecat
Chainsaw starts at dawn
He rushes outside quickly
And sprays them with hose
by dvd
these yellow flowers
quiet shy souls of nature
wait to be noticed
by annacuppiecake of australia
David Letterman
Leapt to my desk like a cat
Showed me his ding dong
by Meow
Don't use mobile app
Online deposit function
Sperm on iPad screen
by Ralph Nader of Far Out
Hey, Look out below...
If we still used chamber pots
And had good manners
by Person who pees in office coffee pot of Near the Coffee Carafe
Invent something, dude
Rubic's Haikube or board game
Mow some lawns, paper route
by Path to Riches
Don't let others help.
They only get in the way.
Be your own boss-man.
All year long you will
be employee of the month.
But there's a downside.
Masturbation is
workplace sexual assault
when you're self-employed.
Own your own sperm bank.
Self-enjoyed is self-employed.
Deposit withdrawals.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Think about it
African American
Elon Musk is one
by Food For Thought of Meatspace
old t shirt for sale
on email website, the quiet
bookstore nook i found
still exists...goodbye
malfunctioning internet world
hello meat space again
by vhs
this had better work
lord vader... we are risking
much with this gamble...
by vhs
things aren't working
like I'd like because i let
others help me out
by vhs
disgust, fear, anger
frustration, demonstrations
rhetoric
by vhs
Haikupotamous
Plugged up Snuffleupagus
Giant Enema
by Anonymous Poet
Wringing my hands now
How could God let this happen
Why is He so mean?
by Creeped out of Not in Church
Neanderthal child
Sesame Street on Lockdown
Big Bird ate the kid
by Roving Reporter John Boy Walton's mole of John Boy Walton's face
Just ate a burger
I figure nothing to lose
Morgellons. It's Hell
by A living Hell of Disease
I want hamburgers.
I know, beef is bad for you.
As bad as Thai whores?
Raw, bloody, with AIDS,
and addicted to strange drugs.
The cows, not the whores.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I would be jailed there
My feet are very ugly
They don't smell bad though
by Anonymous Poet
What I liked best was
the stir-fried insects, but don't
buy from street vendors.
Too much MSG.
I like my bugs natural.
Honest bug dealer.
heh heh...
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Leaving wife and kids?
Gautauma Sidhartha would
know all about that.
He whored around too.
Said he was under a tree.
They believed that shit!
Say that in Thailand
and you'll spend life in prison.
Fucking religion.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Bite the monkeys back.
Your responsibility.
You have to teach them.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
A whiz with numbers
Born with eleven fingers
That's just on one hand
by Human Calculator
Old Mr. Fritzl
Enjoyed Thailand Vacation
Left the family home
by Dungeons and Daughters Enthusiasts
I have a webbed ass
The crack starts. Stops. Starts again.
Thank you for your time
by Slightly Webbed Ass Cracks of PNW
The biting monkeys
Attacked them on Thailand trip
Extended Vacay
by For course of rabies shots of Monkey business
Haiku of Hardware
Refrigerators
More bad refrigerators
Refrigerator
by Johny Johny of Texas
One Mississipi
Two Mississipi rivers
Three Mississipi
(Haiku of Waiting)
by Johny Johny of Texas
Poems are weird
Haikus are way weirder than-
Limited syllab-
by Johny Johny of Texas
Been to Thailand twice.
The sex and the food are great.
I recommend it.
by df
They stopped for Funyuns
Shared impulse to rob the store
Clerk tied to a chair
by Anonymous Poet
Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk
Autumn Goose Festival Time
Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk
by Starkitten
Imagine D.P.
Moved to Thailand for the sex
Or was it the food?
by Anonymous Poet
The clock is ticking.
Thirty minutes to whore time.
Suck that dollar dick.
Mathematical
prostitution profession
makes me hate people.
Guess it beats starving.
Got bills to feed, kids to pay.
Or something like that.
Fucking straight lines.
y equals m x plus b.
Who can't do that shit?!
Rich spoiled Arabs.
Oil wealth makes them lazy.
Lucky me, I guess.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
The Sphinx's sphincter
Don't want blue tincture pee pee.
Drinked her blue lotus.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Finally reached the Sphinx
Tried to fuck it up the ass
Never left the couch
by Anonymous Poet
