Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60083
The clock is ticking.
Thirty minutes to whore time.
Suck that dollar dick.

Mathematical
prostitution profession
makes me hate people.

Guess it beats starving.
Got bills to feed, kids to pay.
Or something like that.

Fucking straight lines.
y equals m x plus b.
Who can't do that shit?!

Rich spoiled Arabs.
Oil wealth makes them lazy.
Lucky me, I guess.
Haiku #60083
Posted: October 12, 2018 7:35 am ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER