Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60096
Leaving wife and kids?
Gautauma Sidhartha would
know all about that.

He whored around too.
Said he was under a tree.
They believed that shit!

Say that in Thailand
and you'll spend life in prison.
Fucking religion.
Haiku #60096
Posted: October 12, 2018 6:26 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER