Don't let others help.
They only get in the way.
Be your own boss-man.

All year long you will
be employee of the month.
But there's a downside.

Masturbation is
workplace sexual assault
when you're self-employed.

Own your own sperm bank.
Self-enjoyed is self-employed.
Deposit withdrawals.

Think about it
African American
Elon Musk is one

old t shirt for sale
on email website, the quiet
bookstore nook i found

still exists...goodbye
malfunctioning internet world
hello meat space again

this had better work
lord vader... we are risking
much with this gamble...

things aren't working
like I'd like because i let
others help me out

disgust, fear, anger
frustration, demonstrations
rhetoric

Haikupotamous
Plugged up Snuffleupagus
Giant Enema

Wringing my hands now
How could God let this happen
Why is He so mean?

Neanderthal child
Sesame Street on Lockdown
Big Bird ate the kid

Just ate a burger
I figure nothing to lose
Morgellons. It's Hell

I want hamburgers.
I know, beef is bad for you.
As bad as Thai whores?

Raw, bloody, with AIDS,
and addicted to strange drugs.
The cows, not the whores.

I would be jailed there
My feet are very ugly
They don't smell bad though

What I liked best was
the stir-fried insects, but don't
buy from street vendors.

Too much MSG.
I like my bugs natural.
Honest bug dealer.

heh heh...

Leaving wife and kids?
Gautauma Sidhartha would
know all about that.

He whored around too.
Said he was under a tree.
They believed that shit!

Say that in Thailand
and you'll spend life in prison.
Fucking religion.

Bite the monkeys back.
Your responsibility.
You have to teach them.

A whiz with numbers
Born with eleven fingers
That's just on one hand

Old Mr. Fritzl
Enjoyed Thailand Vacation
Left the family home

I have a webbed ass
The crack starts. Stops. Starts again.
Thank you for your time

The biting monkeys
Attacked them on Thailand trip
Extended Vacay

Haiku of Hardware
Refrigerators
More bad refrigerators
Refrigerator

One Mississipi
Two Mississipi rivers
Three Mississipi
(Haiku of Waiting)

Poems are weird
Haikus are way weirder than-
Limited syllab-

Been to Thailand twice.
The sex and the food are great.
I recommend it.

They stopped for Funyuns
Shared impulse to rob the store
Clerk tied to a chair

Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk
Autumn Goose Festival Time
Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk

Imagine D.P.
Moved to Thailand for the sex
Or was it the food?

The clock is ticking.
Thirty minutes to whore time.
Suck that dollar dick.

Mathematical
prostitution profession
makes me hate people.

Guess it beats starving.
Got bills to feed, kids to pay.
Or something like that.

Fucking straight lines.
y equals m x plus b.
Who can't do that shit?!

Rich spoiled Arabs.
Oil wealth makes them lazy.
Lucky me, I guess.

The Sphinx's sphincter
Don't want blue tincture pee pee.
Drinked her blue lotus.

Finally reached the Sphinx
Tried to fuck it up the ass
Never left the couch

Sand in my anus
Soldiering on. Sunburnt crisp.
Stopped to wank once

Unbelievable
Epic crotch rot and chafing
Crossing the desert

Don't drink the water
We were thirsty. Drank it all
Started pissing blue

Bone dry camel's dung
Crumbled. Rolled up in Zig Zags
Walked like Egyptians

Monsters at the gate.
Should I allow them access?
They enjoy my flute.

Hoisted her hiney.
Tiny shiny vaginy.
Tastes rather briny.

They oft eat sea food,
retaining much mercury,
dulling their IQ.

Hannibal Lecter's
in the mood for a rude dude
to become fine food.

Promiscuity.
Puerile penile projectile. ~o ~o
Prematurity.

It's customary
Vomit in your dinner plate
When finished dining

Empty Rice Bowl Mind
Clear night for remote viewing
You'll get a stiff neck

I have a bunch of small cuts
All over my hands and I'm worried
I'll get staph or MRSA

The server at the Chinese food place
Is extremely flamboyant
Therefore I distrust him immensely

Why aren't plastic goods
Made to be compostable?
It's like pollution is intentional

When Hollywood goes full retard
They will begin to make remakes
Of their previous remakes

Have you ever asked someone
How their day is going and then
Accidentally ask them again?

This site is strange
I don't know what a haiku is
Or how I got here

I enjoy other cultures
They have a variety of different foods
Which I like to eat

Bubble up just lke...
Oh, you know where I'm going.
More toilet humor.

I know... sometimes life is too much.
I try to clean up litter in a 3rd world shithole and people look at me like I'm a lunatic. Almost wishing I'd stayed in the US. Might return some day... or maybe Europe or Australia. Tired of being around those who don't know and don't care and just point the way to the next 10 cent synthetic meal and glue huffers and too many hand held out to you, thinking you'll save them, not knowing they can do that themselves if only they would try.

Now you've got me started. Ah, life.

DF Poor Eyesight
Brown Bubbles in Bathysphere
Smelly Aero Bar

i enjoyed writing
those "unhinged" poems, but it
was more cathartic

sometimes i feel those
things have to bubble up else
they will blow on up