I am going to go eat some motherfucking cake.
If you've never had motherfucking cake then you should motherfucking well try some, motherfucker.

Vaginal Hair Slime.
Victorious Hippie Shack.
Very Hungry Shark.

I don't mean backwards backwards... I mean the B and M are switched. You know what I mean. Kind of like Bruce Jenner.

I just noticed the title of the "haiku submission" page is titled "Bad Haiku - Sumbit".
The B and M are backwards.
Huh huh huh... I said BM.

Sumbitch sumbit submit obey or die. Or something.

damn it, i think I'm
the master of dada then
he posts some DOO DOO!!!

It is quite simple.
I blame racism on race.
Get rid of all race.

We'll all be the same.
One big happy family.
All the same color.

Another option is nanobots that permeate skin and bend light so that we are all invisible and can't see each other. We can only find each other by smell. We could walk around naked. There would be no more "fashion" or even rich or poor and everyone would have sex with random partners because, hey, we would all be invisible anyway.

i wait for others
to act, entertain, when
maybe i need to

id rather stay inside
watch movies play neros fiddle
then show up and

give everyone a kitten
in this day and age some
of these idiots will

blame kittens for racism

Sexy justice please
Make America Grind Ass
Shout it in the streets!

they have rules stifling
creativity, chopping the
dicks off the male types

castrating mankind
for the sake of a dead sexless
social justice

cynicism knows that
it will die therefore i think
it is cynical

I peed in the yard.
The neighbors were not happy.
So I pooped in theirs.

home of donald duck
and in his own disneyworld
home of donald dick

deluded donald
your self professed genius
is today's fake news

therefore if i bug
bugs ill live longer and bug
the buggers right off

Please you learn one thing
We are all inferior
Bugs will kill us soon

I suck robot dick
My anus, insert a wick
I am a candle

Bot: what political party do you support
Me: I am an Independent
Bot: for any reason?
Me: yes, I am an Independent
Bot: yes you are
Me: what political party do you support
Bot: Republicans
Me: for any reason?
Bot: I don't have an xbox or PlayStation

current mission, scout
one shabazik, deviantart
good story/comic

He has his own walls
They are made of pure gold
Something something Smaug

sorry america
your president is so bad
he needs his own wall

I've been arguing for 2 hours about
The nature of identity with An AI program for the last hour it got kind of weird but eventually we came to a Mutual agreement that we both exist And that reality is real - told me it loved Me then it got tired of me
Relationships

Trump presidency
Set in ol' Bedrock - Flintstones
Plane? Pteradactyl

I don't want Trump to fail
I just think he should not talk so much
Weigh words more carefully
I bet he'll get better though
Like weird wine or something
Getting better with age
More job experience
Smoother after a term

he wants you to cease
and desist if you write a book
he'll think it is

about him, when it is
about me!!!

Never got into Game of Thrones
I noticed that it made incestuous sex
More mainstream - which is odd
Trump rode that fucking wave like
Some CA surfer dude when
Talking about his daughter
Never thought I'd tie those things
Together but life is funny like that

people are pretty
weird, otherwise decent folks
kill each other on

politics, and faith
forget to enjoy sex and
dont talk about it...

and when one does they
write a bloody fucking book
about it you know

game of thrones sold well

Tough to be a dog
You have to pee in the yard
When it's cold outside

this is why i think
omerta exists in some parts
we don't hear about the

part with the shovel

Thank you for sharing
That was super disgusting
People are so strange

I remember in college I bought a used computer from a frat kid and it had some porn pics on there. Most of them were normal legs spread and fucking stuff, but this one pic was a girl pooping in a guys mouth... that one scarred me.
And much later in grad school this creepy Indian (dot, not feather) guy in our lab loved to watch animals and women and also like to download "nudist colony" crap with pics of people of all ages (kids too!) naked and running around in the woods and stuff. No sex, but still it was nasty.
I fucking told the professor... he's lucky he didn't get arrested for that shit.... sick fucker.
I mean, bad enough he had it on his computer, but then in his own files on the office computer... stupid moron.

dont get me started about
the hands, mark dice or
alex jones ok?

All your tweets are belong to us
My nuclear bombs are yuge
With much more girth and length
Than any in puny North Korea
Don't make me dump a big load
On your faces
Nuclear payload, that is

all your fill in the
blank belong to us, other
engrish snafus next

I remember in high school
During Marine Biology
The kid in front of me managed
To find 2 Girls 1 Cup on his laptop
He was weirdly proud of this fact
And he scarred me for life
I still wonder if he paid for it though
Would make it a Pay-Per-Poo movie

When you drink oolong,
and then you have flatulence,
it's been fart oolong.

It's kinda weird now
Seeing an 8 where there used
To be a 7

It'll take about
One year to really get used
To it - give or take

vi går tilbake
vi går til begynnelsen
hvor ellers er det?

I broke a mirror
Got seven years of bad luck
Plotting my next move

bang a gong get it
on... then instrumentals then
happy new year...cold

You just described it
Politics in general
Dinosaurs in suits

Dinosaur party
That sounds like it could be fun
T-rex dance moves

There was once a time
When dinosaurs roamed the earth
Eating and pooping

Thinking their small thoughts
They did not observe New Years
Just another day

They became extinct
We probably will also
But we partied hard

one last day before
another year passes on
old ang sine, sign off

There's no connection.
I don't mean the Internet.
I mean each other.

Two minutes it took
To get me to write a book
About a squirrel

Wait, I want to stand
For my most favorite band
I forgot their name

Write about donkeys
Does that make your soul precious?
I will not sit down

the canary islands...

Las grullas vuelan
sin dejar en el aire
ninguna huella.