Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 126 Days and 76958 Haiku later...

You just described it
Politics in general
Dinosaurs in suits
Haiku # 57843, December 31, 2017 11:01 pm ET
by dvd
Dinosaur party
That sounds like it could be fun
T-rex dance moves
Haiku # 57842, December 31, 2017 3:16 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
There was once a time
When dinosaurs roamed the earth
Eating and pooping

Thinking their small thoughts
They did not observe New Years
Just another day

They became extinct
We probably will also
But we partied hard
Haiku # 57841, December 31, 2017 1:18 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
one last day before
another year passes on
old ang sine, sign off
Haiku # 57840, December 31, 2017 12:02 am ET
by vhs
There's no connection.
I don't mean the Internet.
I mean each other.
Haiku # 57839, December 29, 2017 7:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Two minutes it took
To get me to write a book
About a squirrel
Haiku # 57838, December 29, 2017 3:52 am ET
by C
Wait, I want to stand
For my most favorite band
I forgot their name
Haiku # 57837, December 29, 2017 3:49 am ET
by B
Write about donkeys
Does that make your soul precious?
I will not sit down
Haiku # 57836, December 29, 2017 3:47 am ET
by A
the canary islands...
Haiku # 57835, December 28, 2017 10:27 am ET
by vhs
Las grullas vuelan
sin dejar en el aire
ninguna huella.
Haiku # 57834, December 28, 2017 5:28 am ET
by Ana Mar of Tenerife
When morningstar shines bright in sky
Tell her who she is and who am I
Property claimed vows exchanged
Bread shared in evening
Haiku # 57833, December 27, 2017 11:21 pm ET
by dvd
I'm worried about
people i love but they just
don't get sometimes the

fucking family
get togethers need to be
canceled for sane sakes
Haiku # 57832, December 27, 2017 12:19 pm ET
by vhs
Friendly squirrel dead
I am so messed in my head
train whistle blowing
Haiku # 57831, December 27, 2017 7:03 am ET
by Geauphuqueyrselphe
that's the fucking truth
my rage is fed by bad beer
end times are not near
Haiku # 57830, December 27, 2017 4:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
more lives more years more
existentialism and
all is vanity
Haiku # 57829, December 26, 2017 11:42 pm ET
by vhs
Soon, another year
and so on until we die
adding up to what?
Haiku # 57828, December 26, 2017 2:55 am ET
by Cosmic Wonderer
one room at the end
of time no big deals left a
wateland outside, just

the last bit of the
old universe to play with
last pack of miller

high life, vcr
and plan nine from outer space
generator and

older crt
stranglehold by ted nugent
on, play on, drinks awAY
Haiku # 57827, December 24, 2017 11:39 pm ET
by vhs
its df dvd
vhs and just a bit
of a scary xmas
Haiku # 57826, December 24, 2017 7:16 pm ET
by vhs
the eve before we
give fruitcakes and socks and things
in socks the next day

and the last pter capaldi doctor who!
Haiku # 57825, December 24, 2017 1:01 pm ET
by vhs
one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten el-
even twelve thirteen.

Thirteen dirty teenage Asian prostitutes and exotic narcotics to celebrate the holidays with.
Haiku # 57824, December 23, 2017 12:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Playing sudoku made me bored so I thought I'd write a haiku, but it was too difficult to count the syllables, so I gave up, drank a beer, took a shit and a nap, in that order, so I wouldn't shit the bed, woke up and didn't care about anything.
So I got fucked up on too much cappuccino, read a book, and masturbated pretending that I was Abraham Lincoln waging war against the Japanese, capturing the women and forcing them to write haiku about how awesome I am.
The book store people didn't appreciate that until I grabbed some random book off the book shelf and told them I was here for my book signing. They gave me a large nice pen and three bikini babes and a hotel room after, just like on WWF or MMA or Nascar or something.
I'll do that more often.
Haiku # 57823, December 23, 2017 12:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mostly theremin
And Japanese people
Chanting "Godzilla"
Haiku # 57822, December 22, 2017 7:42 pm ET
by Bad Haiku (the band) of my imagination
The Naughty Haiku
That's a good name for a band
That plays weird music
Haiku # 57821, December 22, 2017 6:22 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
well if there's bad and
i mean bad haiku what of
the naughty haiku?
Haiku # 57820, December 22, 2017 1:48 pm ET
by vhs
I went to go pee,
but the door said "gentlemen".
So I went outside.
Haiku # 57819, December 22, 2017 8:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All new Hasbro
Action figure manger scene.
Kung fu grip Joseph.
Haiku # 57818, December 22, 2017 8:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Silicone boob jobs
look absolutely stupid,
like big silly cones.
Haiku # 57817, December 22, 2017 8:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I won't lie but I
Tell truths unbelievable
To my enemies
Haiku # 57816, December 21, 2017 11:21 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Evil tobacco
You are a bad thing for me
Hop you go away
Haiku # 57815, December 21, 2017 11:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yet
Haiku # 57814, December 21, 2017 6:33 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
That clay pot is smashed
And my family's broken
I'm not a healer
Haiku # 57813, December 21, 2017 6:33 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Some sign contracts
With the devil, I work for the other guy
And I'm going to sign on the dotted line
Haiku # 57812, December 21, 2017 1:09 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
It's the end of time
Has been for quite a while now
Nothing stays the same
Haiku # 57811, December 21, 2017 1:07 pm ET
by dvd
saracatic jokes will
be with humanity till
tne end of the world

because of the end of the world
Haiku # 57810, December 21, 2017 12:07 pm ET
by vhs
screw you guys..im going
home
Haiku # 57809, December 21, 2017 10:03 am ET
by cartman
Freehold Retorno
Is the captcha phrase for this
A perfect first line
Haiku # 57808, December 21, 2017 1:14 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
You've got to watch out
If you go to Canada
Scott is such a dick!
Haiku # 57807, December 20, 2017 4:44 pm ET
by Kyle Broflovski of South Park, CO
Mr Hankey saves!
Praise him and sing Howdy Ho!
You smell like flowers.
Haiku # 57806, December 19, 2017 4:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no comprende
Haiku # 57805, December 19, 2017 12:27 pm ET
by vhs
Mal Hacienda
Yo no deseo taco
Americano
Haiku # 57804, December 19, 2017 1:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the cloudless blue sky
yet another year rolls by
and still, here am i
Haiku # 57803, December 18, 2017 8:32 pm ET
by ash
hmm mutually assured
destruction through haiku, how
old fashioned i say
Haiku # 57802, December 18, 2017 8:28 am ET
by vhs
Hey, move your foot please
or I could just chop it off.
Either way is fine
Haiku # 57801, December 17, 2017 11:06 pm ET
by Acts Murderer
it is easy to get
ensnared when one is not
paying attention

to other things than the
snare The Obstacle is the way
Ryan Holiday
Haiku # 57800, December 17, 2017 2:12 pm ET
by vhs
ah tricksters play a
hero role sometimes, bilbo
was one but then he

was the HERO
Haiku # 57799, December 17, 2017 1:57 pm ET
by vhs
Tangled web he weaves
He only knows to deceive
Not much to believe
Haiku # 57798, December 17, 2017 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pregnant wilderness
Sunlight shines down trough leaves
Chipmunk humps pinecone
Haiku # 57797, December 17, 2017 1:07 am ET
by Super Ate
Bumper car electrocution.
Ferris wheel ejector seat.
Complementary popcorn.
Haiku # 57796, December 16, 2017 10:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gay marsupial.
Cancerous humping jackal.
Three less-than-wise men.
Haiku # 57795, December 16, 2017 10:11 pm ET
by Bernie Sander's Middle Testicle
I would give my left
Testicle for free healthcare
And education
Haiku # 57794, December 16, 2017 6:34 pm ET
by Bernie Sanders' right testicle
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