BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
71 Days
69713 Haikus
Wait, I want to stand
For my most favorite band
I forgot their name
Haiku #57837, by B
December 29, 2017 3:49 am ET

Write about donkeys
Does that make your soul precious?
I will not sit down
Haiku #57836, by A
December 29, 2017 3:47 am ET

the canary islands...
Haiku #57835, by vhs
December 28, 2017 10:27 am ET

Las grullas vuelan
sin dejar en el aire
ninguna huella.
Haiku #57834, by Ana Mar of Tenerife
December 28, 2017 5:28 am ET

When morningstar shines bright in sky
Tell her who she is and who am I
Property claimed vows exchanged
Bread shared in evening
Haiku #57833, by dvd
December 27, 2017 11:21 pm ET

I'm worried about
people i love but they just
don't get sometimes the

fucking family
get togethers need to be
canceled for sane sakes
Haiku #57832, by vhs
December 27, 2017 12:19 pm ET

Friendly squirrel dead
I am so messed in my head
train whistle blowing
Haiku #57831, by Geauphuqueyrselphe
December 27, 2017 7:03 am ET

that's the fucking truth
my rage is fed by bad beer
end times are not near
Haiku #57830, by Anonymous Poet
December 27, 2017 4:24 am ET

more lives more years more
existentialism and
all is vanity
Haiku #57829, by vhs
December 26, 2017 11:42 pm ET

Soon, another year
and so on until we die
adding up to what?
Haiku #57828, by Cosmic Wonderer
December 26, 2017 2:55 am ET

one room at the end
of time no big deals left a
wateland outside, just

the last bit of the
old universe to play with
last pack of miller

high life, vcr
and plan nine from outer space
generator and

older crt
stranglehold by ted nugent
on, play on, drinks awAY
Haiku #57827, by vhs
December 24, 2017 11:39 pm ET

its df dvd
vhs and just a bit
of a scary xmas
Haiku #57826, by vhs
December 24, 2017 7:16 pm ET

the eve before we
give fruitcakes and socks and things
in socks the next day

and the last pter capaldi doctor who!
Haiku #57825, by vhs
December 24, 2017 1:01 pm ET

one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten el-
even twelve thirteen.

Thirteen dirty teenage Asian prostitutes and exotic narcotics to celebrate the holidays with.
Haiku #57824, by Anonymous Poet
December 23, 2017 12:06 am ET

Playing sudoku made me bored so I thought I'd write a haiku, but it was too difficult to count the syllables, so I gave up, drank a beer, took a shit and a nap, in that order, so I wouldn't shit the bed, woke up and didn't care about anything.
So I got fucked up on too much cappuccino, read a book, and masturbated pretending that I was Abraham Lincoln waging war against the Japanese, capturing the women and forcing them to write haiku about how awesome I am.
The book store people didn't appreciate that until I grabbed some random book off the book shelf and told them I was here for my book signing. They gave me a large nice pen and three bikini babes and a hotel room after, just like on WWF or MMA or Nascar or something.
I'll do that more often.
Haiku #57823, by Anonymous Poet
December 23, 2017 12:01 am ET

Mostly theremin
And Japanese people
Chanting "Godzilla"
Haiku #57822, by Bad Haiku (the band) of my imagination
December 22, 2017 7:42 pm ET

The Naughty Haiku
That's a good name for a band
That plays weird music
Haiku #57821, by Adorable Kittens
December 22, 2017 6:22 pm ET

well if there's bad and
i mean bad haiku what of
the naughty haiku?
Haiku #57820, by vhs
December 22, 2017 1:48 pm ET

I went to go pee,
but the door said "gentlemen".
So I went outside.
Haiku #57819, by Anonymous Poet
December 22, 2017 8:15 am ET

All new Hasbro
Action figure manger scene.
Kung fu grip Joseph.
Haiku #57818, by Anonymous Poet
December 22, 2017 8:14 am ET

Silicone boob jobs
look absolutely stupid,
like big silly cones.
Haiku #57817, by Anonymous Poet
December 22, 2017 8:12 am ET

I won't lie but I
Tell truths unbelievable
To my enemies
Haiku #57816, by Adam Ben Adam
December 21, 2017 11:21 pm ET

Evil tobacco
You are a bad thing for me
Hop you go away
Haiku #57815, by Anonymous Poet
December 21, 2017 11:21 pm ET

Haiku #57814, by Adam Ben Adam
December 21, 2017 6:33 pm ET

That clay pot is smashed
And my family's broken
I'm not a healer
Haiku #57813, by Adam Ben Adam
December 21, 2017 6:33 pm ET

Some sign contracts
With the devil, I work for the other guy
And I'm going to sign on the dotted line
Haiku #57812, by Adam Ben Adam
December 21, 2017 1:09 pm ET

It's the end of time
Has been for quite a while now
Nothing stays the same
Haiku #57811, by dvd
December 21, 2017 1:07 pm ET

saracatic jokes will
be with humanity till
tne end of the world

because of the end of the world
Haiku #57810, by vhs
December 21, 2017 12:07 pm ET

screw you going
Haiku #57809, by cartman
December 21, 2017 10:03 am ET

Freehold Retorno
Is the captcha phrase for this
A perfect first line
Haiku #57808, by Adorable Kittens
December 21, 2017 1:14 am ET

You've got to watch out
If you go to Canada
Scott is such a dick!
Haiku #57807, by Kyle Broflovski of South Park, CO
December 20, 2017 4:44 pm ET

Mr Hankey saves!
Praise him and sing Howdy Ho!
You smell like flowers.
Haiku #57806, by Anonymous Poet
December 19, 2017 4:41 pm ET

no comprende
Haiku #57805, by vhs
December 19, 2017 12:27 pm ET

Mal Hacienda
Yo no deseo taco
Haiku #57804, by Anonymous Poet
December 19, 2017 1:01 am ET

the cloudless blue sky
yet another year rolls by
and still, here am i
Haiku #57803, by ash
December 18, 2017 8:32 pm ET

hmm mutually assured
destruction through haiku, how
old fashioned i say
Haiku #57802, by vhs
December 18, 2017 8:28 am ET

Hey, move your foot please
or I could just chop it off.
Either way is fine
Haiku #57801, by Acts Murderer
December 17, 2017 11:06 pm ET

it is easy to get
ensnared when one is not
paying attention

to other things than the
snare The Obstacle is the way
Ryan Holiday
Haiku #57800, by vhs
December 17, 2017 2:12 pm ET

ah tricksters play a
hero role sometimes, bilbo
was one but then he

was the HERO
Haiku #57799, by vhs
December 17, 2017 1:57 pm ET

Tangled web he weaves
He only knows to deceive
Not much to believe
Haiku #57798, by Anonymous Poet
December 17, 2017 11:39 am ET

Pregnant wilderness
Sunlight shines down trough leaves
Chipmunk humps pinecone
Haiku #57797, by Super Ate
December 17, 2017 1:07 am ET

Bumper car electrocution.
Ferris wheel ejector seat.
Complementary popcorn.
Haiku #57796, by Anonymous Poet
December 16, 2017 10:15 pm ET

Gay marsupial.
Cancerous humping jackal.
Three less-than-wise men.
Haiku #57795, by Bernie Sander's Middle Testicle
December 16, 2017 10:11 pm ET

I would give my left
Testicle for free healthcare
And education
Haiku #57794, by Bernie Sanders' right testicle
December 16, 2017 6:34 pm ET

Suicide is good.
Then there are less sad people.
Donald Trump said that.
Haiku #57793, by Bernie Sanders' left testicle
December 16, 2017 12:56 pm ET

we do best when we
are at our most natural
when these folks in say

college are all
drugs, suicide and angry
it's the 1990s

not my time yet
Haiku #57792, by vhs
December 16, 2017 11:35 am ET

I told my roommate the candy
He had in the freezer was amazing...
He said you owe me sixty dollars
Haiku #57791, by Anonymous Poet
December 16, 2017 2:37 am ET

I've done PCP
Twice - it was by accident
So it doesn't count
Haiku #57790, by Anonymous Poet
December 16, 2017 2:33 am ET

There is no justice
We know the world is not fair
The lies they tell kids
Haiku #57789, by Adorable Kittens
December 16, 2017 2:08 am ET

oh and to think i
want a green symbiont headed
female mage in my life

where is the justice in not
being able to have that happen
Haiku #57788, by vhs
December 15, 2017 11:33 am ET