Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

Hell-fuckin'-O! Motherfuckers!
Haiku # 55857, December 31, 2016 9:01 pm ET
by wixclypixwlbyt of Mace Windu's light saber was inscribed with Bad Motherfucker. Look it up.
Dunkin Donuts coffee sucks, but hey, it's open.
Haiku # 55856, December 31, 2016 8:57 pm ET
by &
The native women are overweight from eating too much processed cheese.
Christmas lights are choking the town square and likely will not be removed until after Valentines day.
Venereal diseases aren't really as bad as they tell you in high school.
I'm listening to tool and avoiding Facebook at the moment so you should be proud.
It's sad that Carrie went in such a horrible violent way, but I guess that's life.
Some Asian girls have big boobs. I enjoy telling them they have big boobs just to see what kind of reaction I get... "Hey, wow! You have big boobs!"
The mega-roman candles give you the best bang for your buck... Next to Eccentrica Gallumbits, that is.
Haiku # 55855, December 31, 2016 8:55 pm ET
by &
Gourmet pizza fucking rocks!
Haiku # 55854, December 30, 2016 10:09 pm ET
There is mud all over the streets that becomes carcinogenic dust when the sun dries it out.
Dead frogs and rats flattened in the night.
Even the cats won't eat them.
Breathing is a rare pleasure when the rain clouds pass.
The Man in the Moon flips you the bird whilst you piss in the gutter as a motorcycle passes and you wave at them with your hand not in use.
You are sober, horny, and hopeless.
Haiku # 55853, December 30, 2016 10:08 pm ET
It is not known if it was truly beef or some other animal, but it was a tasty burger.
My battery is at 21%.
A beer sits next to me.
Did you find any good bargains at Macy's this year?
Haiku # 55852, December 30, 2016 10:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
She was obese, disgusting, had a BO problem, and no one at all wanted to have sex with her, but she provided a feast for mosquitoes.
Peace Be Upon Him
Haiku # 55851, December 30, 2016 9:57 pm ET
Ten thousand chicken fuckers cannot be wrong.
Happy New Years!
Haiku # 55850, December 30, 2016 9:53 pm ET
well simplicity
is not a city but it
does make for sparse work
Haiku # 55849, December 30, 2016 11:55 am ET
by vhs
This is not for me.
But maybe if I was gay.
No, not even then.
Haiku # 55848, December 30, 2016 3:59 am ET
by df
HTML tags
are now disabled just like
Christopher Reeves was.
Haiku # 55847, December 29, 2016 7:48 pm ET
by df
Haiku # 55846, December 29, 2016 5:33 pm ET
by iypwpwtw of USA
Well sit and wait it's
A lot better than before
Chop wood carry coke
Haiku # 55845, December 29, 2016 2:25 pm ET
by Vhs of 3700
Where's the janitor?
There's another spam haiku!
Can you clean it up?
Haiku # 55844, December 29, 2016 7:25 am ET
by Anxious plumber elephant of Mars
I want you to thank for your time of this wonderful read!!! I definately enjoy every little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff of your blog a must read blog!!!!
Haiku # 55843, December 29, 2016 1:38 am ET
by granite supplier in delhi of delhi
i always wonder
who the hell is posting here
and quite about what
Haiku # 55842, December 28, 2016 2:44 pm ET
by vhs
It is only natural.
She drowned under the moonlight.
Strangled by her bra.
Haiku # 55841, December 27, 2016 9:38 pm ET
Saul last breath pleads:
Pull down the shades
Haiku # 55840, December 27, 2016 5:10 pm ET
by hanoch guy of elkins park pa. usa
"Stone Philosophers"

No cause or effect
Amnesic incognitus
Unfolding stone - bye
Haiku # 55839, December 27, 2016 4:59 pm ET
by Man of Earth
carrie fisher just
died, i know celebrities
pass all the time but

my childhood just died
a bit right there, and i have
no more words to say...
Haiku # 55838, December 27, 2016 1:07 pm ET
by vhs of good night...
mayhaps but you know
we must work together to
fullfilll our own

personal visions
doesn't make sense does it ah
libertarian christians...
Haiku # 55837, December 27, 2016 12:55 pm ET
by vhs of romana 2012 dr who for president
Stop it man of earth
I know the haikus sound great
But they spam a lot

Do you even know what I mean?
Haiku # 55836, December 27, 2016 12:14 pm ET
by Woman of venus of Neptune
Bottle shop is closed
Escape is not an option
Rain hits my face cold
Haiku # 55835, December 27, 2016 4:56 am ET
by Sabu of Melbourne
Broken thought swirls dark
Broken man looms dangerous
Broken wife hides tears
Haiku # 55834, December 27, 2016 4:49 am ET
by Sabu of Melbourne
from gloom in the womb
emergency room to tomb
carcass soon exhumed
Haiku # 55833, December 27, 2016 12:55 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
"Doctor Whom?"

Foxworthy worthy
You might be paradox if
Both cause and effect
Haiku # 55832, December 26, 2016 12:09 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"All Relative"

When the past becomes
Present the future is now
Deja vu's okay
Haiku # 55831, December 26, 2016 12:08 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"Altitude Attitude"

When I dream I fly
Not because I flap my arms
But cuz I want to
Haiku # 55830, December 26, 2016 12:06 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"Pretty True"

Through grapevine I heard
Happiness isn't a state
Actually a skill
Haiku # 55829, December 26, 2016 12:03 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"The American"

It's uncomfortable
Given chance someone out there
Would cut my head off
Haiku # 55828, December 26, 2016 12:02 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"Sentimental Carnivore"

Nature is funny
Do sheep dogs think they are sheep?
Conflict of instinct
Haiku # 55827, December 26, 2016 12:01 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"that's too God damned Chuck Pallihiniuk"

lazy too, nice slice to the balls
with occam's razor
Haiku # 55826, December 26, 2016 11:45 am ET
by vhs
"Go out in a blaze of glory with drugs, hookers, and automatic weapons"

Everything's for naught.
The 2nd Law of Thermo.
It has been ordained.
Haiku # 55825, December 26, 2016 8:55 am ET
by df
for some reason i
feel "thus spake zarathustra"
is playing right now

because those is good
haiku... why not, it is nice
to see those haiku
Haiku # 55824, December 25, 2016 2:04 pm ET
by vhs
"And Prosper"

The world is real big
Satisfaction possible
It's its own reward
Haiku # 55823, December 25, 2016 12:07 am ET
by Man of Earth
"Half Full"

Every day is new
Things you think you have to do
Are things you get to
Haiku # 55822, December 25, 2016 12:05 am ET
by Man of Earth
"Terraform This"

If man farms on Mars
People will still be starving
Here on planet Earth
Haiku # 55821, December 25, 2016 12:03 am ET
by Man of Earth
"Simulated Epiphany"

Calculator dream
Everything adds up to 1
I shine and vanish
Haiku # 55820, December 25, 2016 12:01 am ET
by Man of Earth
"New Ritual"

Meaning imparted
Over time and patiently
Love is transgender
Haiku # 55819, December 25, 2016 12:00 am ET
by Man of Earth
"Stupor Nostra"

An eternal round
Child becomes parent, so on
Now how to improve?
Haiku # 55818, December 24, 2016 11:58 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"Prophet Margin"

Real conflict between
Islam, Christianity
Just Daddy issues
Haiku # 55817, December 24, 2016 11:57 pm ET
by Man of Earth
well the chinese said
may we live in interesting
times, here we are
Haiku # 55816, December 24, 2016 2:41 pm ET
by vhs
cheeto hitler ???

Haiku # 55815, December 24, 2016 2:41 pm ET
by vhs
Donald Trump with nukes.
It's time to thin out the herd.
Go Fuhrer Cheeto!
Haiku # 55814, December 24, 2016 12:20 pm ET
by df
holy shit batman
someone cleaned up the website
janis, we love you
Haiku # 55813, December 24, 2016 5:46 am ET
by ash
I'd like to get stoned.
My evil wife would be pissed.
She is such a bitch.
Haiku # 55812, December 23, 2016 2:22 pm ET
by DF
I know Jesus well.
He lives down the street from me.
But not much longer.

The Cheeto Hitler
will send him back home to Hell.
I mean Mexico.
Haiku # 55811, December 23, 2016 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Merry Christmas from
Jesus Claus Santa Christ; He
forgives your candy.
Haiku # 55810, December 23, 2016 2:16 pm ET
by df
no, the martains got
santa claus, voldor almost
killed him but he won.

(reference Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, terrible movie, no taboo sex, not Cannibal Holocaust or anything like that but it is a cute movie)
Haiku # 55809, December 23, 2016 11:40 am ET
by vhs
Jesus stole the sleigh.
He pawned the toys to buy drugs.
What a great New Years!
Haiku # 55808, December 23, 2016 7:12 am ET
by df
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