There are no poems.
There's only reality.
And this is neither.
by Anonymous Poet
A vid addition
renders any erection
super duper hard
if it's porn, that is.
Oh, those silly Japanese.
You gotta love 'em.
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And now for our porn.
Porn made in the USA.
Why the world loves us:
This is really sick.
Disturbing, twisted, vile.
UK porn's the worst.
Enough porn for now.
Tomorrow I'll link to the
Monkey rapes a goat.
(Music vid on Youtube.)
And I will use autostart.
Fuck, I hate counting.
by Anonymous Poet
stupid free verse, no matter how stupendous, is not terse and, thus not haiku. stifle your moronism, blast the schism, and adhere, whilst here, to the sole prescription, the maledictiuon... three lines, and a count... those syllables amount to some pierced viscount's notion of fluid emotion. Oh shit... violation.
Who the fuck cares. My final semblance caters to embolism... dizziness ... ajf8r4ies
by Lush
a gif addition
renders any rendition
super duper lame
by Lush of check
Nuclear-powered masturbatory reflexivity elongation enhancement.
That's right, white boy, now you too can make them scream.
Get it now while supplies last. Satisfy your wife and 6 mistresses tonight with your glow-in-the-dark swollen spongy tissue. H.R. Geiger counter Alien meat on rye.
Thank you Canadian Wal-mart.com
I would like Viagra Spam if they would just be creative about it, but oh no, that's just too much to ask.
by Anonymous Poet
Today's Haiku is
Brought to you by the letter
'Q' and number Pi
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Taco bell poem!
That is too too too funny.
Like a lot lot lot.
by Anonymous Poet
Taco Bell poems
Would recycle the same words
Over and over
by Anonymous Poet
I don't like counting.
And that includes syllables.
So why am I here?
This is robot work.
Robots writing poetry.
What a great concept.
Welcome to McD's
Here's a McPoem for you.
You want fries with that?
by William Blakespear's evil clone
"Tiger not sexy!
Dangerous to go in cage!"
They yell as I run....
by Mandingo Ebola
sixty-nine sixty-nine cool
sixty-nine sexy-nine cool cool cool
6969 wow
by Bored Poet of Room 2
WHY oh Why must I
Sit next to Dick, tell me why
why why tell me why
by BAD ASS PIMPTRON of YOUR PARTNERS BED
Some gays like mousing.
Yet I prefer badgering.
Oh, those poor badgers.
by Offensive novel of Geek Love, Snuff, Transmetropolitan
No freedom is good.
It makes you want to smash them.
And bring about change.
We all hate lawyers.
Even lawyers hate lawyers.
But we elect them.
We chose those we hate.
And we let them run our lives.
Sort of like marriage.
by Darth Figpucker of Plotting the doom of the City Planning Board... Effing road construction everywhere... damn govt.!
The Government is
a piece of shit first they
try and block torrents
What a bore whats next?
No free internet porn or music
Sharers I can't think of worse
by Concerned internet user
yet still oh still oh
I make this for you dear reader
Still oh still I write
by BAD ASS PIMPTRON of YOUR PARTNERS BED
Poetry oh poetry
Why do I care, oh wait, LOL
I don't give a shit
by BAD ASS PIMPTRON of MY PIMP PAD
There was a hot chick.
I stared at her boobs all day.
She slapped me for it.
by Boob Starer
Dick farts ARE awesome.
Catheter bubbles make farts.
And it feels good too.
I made a dick fart.
But it was only one time.
Oh, fond memories
by Darth Figpucker The Highly Inappropriate
#YOLOSWAG
SECRETLY WE R GAY
YOU AN ME AND U
by DICK FARTS ARE AWESOME of A school more commonly known as SHIVINGTON
Just cause I'm bored
I Write this for you and me
Go fuck yourself now
by BAD ASS PIMPTRON
Wait just a minute!
So "iamback" is censored.
However I'm not?!
That's just insulting!
I should be roasted alive.
And then fed to pigs.
All my poems burned.
Then put in jars of acid.
Never read again.
by Darth Figpucker the Highly Inappropriate of On a Vogon Ship, giving lessons on bad poetry.
This site is worthless.
Hard-on pills and gross haiku.
Where's the poems at?
No moderator.
Has the website owner died?
Or she just don't care.
I ain't seen no art.
Ain't none on this here website.
Just bad comedy.
by Redneck Samurai
He is pure nasty.
Consumed by the nasty side.
More douche than a man.
by Anonymous Poet
I liked you at first,
but I see your nasty side.
Thus I must move on.
by Anonymous Poet
You came here for fun???
Or as you say, "enjoyment"???
What is wrong with you?!?!
by Bad Vogon Poetry of Don't forget your towell.
Every weekend i used to pay a visit this website, for the reason that i wish for enjoyment, for the reason ceabckbdefcd
by wttywuwy of USA
I like to fuck goats.
And I like to fuck chickens.
So I'm a pervert.
by iamback of back o' da jiggen haus, vuggin dem jiggins n' goats.
Sushi makes me crash.
I'm so tired I could die.
Die smiling and full.
by Anonymous Poet
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty SHAT on the wall. Humpty dumpty humped the dump he took out his rump and shot a lumpy clump of hump gunk and Forrest Gump's rump and made him jump on a stump. What a grump! They were both eaten by Hannibal Lecter.
by iamblack of Do Hood.
I'm headed to work.
At work I will drink coffee.
For this I get paid.
by Anonymous Poet
get me my coffee
my boss used to be my friend
acts like Godzilla
by Oh brother!
spring breeze
you step in front
of the speeding car
by Nancy May of UK
Flavorful penis.
A bit high in sodium.
And red #5.
by Anonymous Poet
Lonely bachelor
Eats Cheetos while watching porn
His dick is orange
by Anonymous
What a sad, sad state.
So poetry's come to this.
I should stay offline.
by Anonymous Poet
Suffalupagus.
It makes the best hamburger!
That's why they're extinct.
And for thanksgiving
we're gong to have Bird Bird.
Please pass the gravy.
by Anonymous Poet
Anything for drugs.
I'll even snort a kitten.
And cat litter too.
by Anonymous Poet
Hi Mom, I made news!
Check out that whopper dildo!
Aren't you proud of me?
by evil book of Newark New Jersey
I heard a great song.
"Jesus Christ is My Nigga".
Yes, it's on YouTube.
by Christians are Insane. of Space Station
Studboy cannot count.
Send his ass back to grade school.
Why am I so mean?
by Darth Figpucker
Las Vegas bender
spent elderly slot monsters
South point lint lizards
by 5150 of LA
haiku still on fire
for you alone, I'll tell all
my voices are awesome
by studboy of Venice, CA
my haiku is on fire
from mad skills and whiskey? -- No
I blame the full moon
by studboy of Venice, CA
Self moderation
Right here is a tricky thing
Sink down and fight it
Or leave it alone
Time will tell, but for now, best
just to say goodbye
by Anonymous Poet
Use your turn signal!
Are you really that busy
With the radio?
by Anonymous Poet
You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't wipe your friends
on the back of the couch.
by Bad Poetry of 19 2698826
The time loop ends here.
You are free to have free will.
Pick that, or your nose.
by 0
I went to the zoo.
I saw some strange animals.
They weren't in cages.
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys and Poodles
Michael Jackson and Hitler
It's a mad, mad world!
by 0
