There was a hot chick.
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She slapped me for it.

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I made a dick fart.
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Wait just a minute!
So "iamback" is censored.
However I'm not?!

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And then fed to pigs.

All my poems burned.
Then put in jars of acid.
Never read again.

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Where's the poems at?

No moderator.
Has the website owner died?
Or she just don't care.

I ain't seen no art.
Ain't none on this here website.
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Consumed by the nasty side.
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I liked you at first,
but I see your nasty side.
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You came here for fun???
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I like to fuck goats.
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Sushi makes me crash.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty SHAT on the wall. Humpty dumpty humped the dump he took out his rump and shot a lumpy clump of hump gunk and Forrest Gump's rump and made him jump on a stump. What a grump! They were both eaten by Hannibal Lecter.

I'm headed to work.
At work I will drink coffee.
For this I get paid.

get me my coffee
my boss used to be my friend
acts like Godzilla

spring breeze
you step in front
of the speeding car

Flavorful penis.
A bit high in sodium.
And red #5.

Lonely bachelor
Eats Cheetos while watching porn
His dick is orange

What a sad, sad state.
So poetry's come to this.
I should stay offline.

Suffalupagus.
It makes the best hamburger!
That's why they're extinct.

And for thanksgiving
we're gong to have Bird Bird.
Please pass the gravy.

Anything for drugs.
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Hi Mom, I made news!
Check out that whopper dildo!
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I heard a great song.
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Studboy cannot count.
Send his ass back to grade school.
Why am I so mean?

Las Vegas bender
spent elderly slot monsters
South point lint lizards

haiku still on fire
for you alone, I'll tell all
my voices are awesome

my haiku is on fire
from mad skills and whiskey? -- No
I blame the full moon

Self moderation
Right here is a tricky thing
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Or leave it alone
Time will tell, but for now, best
just to say goodbye

Use your turn signal!
Are you really that busy
With the radio?

You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't wipe your friends
on the back of the couch.

The time loop ends here.
You are free to have free will.
Pick that, or your nose.

I went to the zoo.
I saw some strange animals.
They weren't in cages.

Monkeys and Poodles
Michael Jackson and Hitler
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Tie up the poodle.
Let a monkey hump its leg.
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Tiger is lonely
Monkey knows it can not help
Snow plow scuba dive

So appropriate
Snuffy was such a good dog
Little leg humper

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If you we're honest
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I will count to three
Hoping things will get better
One, two, three,....nothing

Homophobia
Is a sickness with a cure
Hope you get well soon

Anthropomorphic
Is a five syllable word
How fancy is that?

My mind is now blank.
I can't think of anything.
So I will write this.

Pimpin' ain't easy
You should become drug dealer
Go work for Phizer

Be your own boss then.
You could be a bad-ass pimp.
Makin' that money!

Hey boss, go eat poop
Can't give me some more money?
Or health insurance?

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