Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50898
Wait just a minute!
So "iamback" is censored.
However I'm not?!

That's just insulting!
I should be roasted alive.
And then fed to pigs.

All my poems burned.
Then put in jars of acid.
Never read again.
Haiku #50898
Posted: May 4, 2014 10:10 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker the Highly Inappropriate of On a Vogon Ship, giving lessons on bad poetry.