So appropriate
Snuffy was such a good dog
Little leg humper
by Mandingo Ebola of Joni Mitchell
Now pull my finger.
No, you pull my finger first.
Together on three...
by Anonymous Poet
If you we're honest
What would you say to yourself?
Would it blow your mind?
by Shamdingo Ricola of inside you
I will count to three
Hoping things will get better
One, two, three,....nothing
by Phosphorous necktie
Homophobia
Is a sickness with a cure
Hope you get well soon
by Anonymous Poet
Anthropomorphic
Is a five syllable word
How fancy is that?
by Anonymous Poet
My mind is now blank.
I can't think of anything.
So I will write this.
by Anonymous Poet
Pimpin' ain't easy
You should become drug dealer
Go work for Phizer
by Mandingo Ebola
Be your own boss then.
You could be a bad-ass pimp.
Makin' that money!
by Free financial advice from a homeless man. of Wall Street sidewalk begging for spare change I can belive in.
Hey boss, go eat poop
Can't give me some more money?
Or health insurance?
by Anonymous Poet
Vaginoriffic!
Sublimy slimy funk blast.
Hairs stuck in my teeth.
by Anonymous Poet
Boner pills are great!
I eat them like they're candy
and wear baggy pants.
by Darth Figpucker of Perpetual Erection Machine
I am a racist!
I hate the whole human race.
Now give me your cash!
by Anonymous Poet
Nobody should rob
Nobody should be racist
But they do and are.
by Anonymous Poet
I'd rather be robbed
by a black man with a gun
than cracker with pen.
Damn lawyers and banks!
They are the true robbers here.
My paycheck is gone.
by Fuck Whitey! of Down in Deep South, Lookin' for White Women.
Black persons gather,
Can't go night witohut robbin'
Them honest white folk.
by Filip
I wear white Speedos.
I like to show off my junk.
Pardon the skid marks.
by Anonymous Poet
Like it or not; Spring!
So much better than winter.
Time to wear Speedos
by Euro Beach Bear
This is my planet.
You've overstayed your welcome.
Please go and stay gone.
by Anonymous Poet
Guns are like douche bags.
When there is trouble at hand,
They can cause haiku.
by Anonymous Poet
Bad itch in my eye
I am going to cry *sniff*
More salt hurts worse, mom!
by Roberuto_Renga of plains of despair
See sleepy people
Wee sheep seeking through peephole
Meek peeks at chic freaks
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku are like guns.
In the hands of a douche bag,
They can cause trouble.
by Anonymous Poet
Saying "bad haiku".
That is far too redundant.
All haiku are bad.
by Anonymous Poet of Treading the booger fields of snotdom and nostril hairs
Ideas, thoughts, feelings
Hover all day, and at night,
Spin like toilet water
by Anonymous Poet
A dyslexic gay man saved up for a vacation to Geneva. After looking around he was very disappointed; there was no large hardon collider.
by evil bastard of New Jersey
I am back again,
I am Bob the Snob of the
Interet. Oh yes.
I haven't been here,
In years and years, I cannot
Believe this site's up!
Search for my name,
It's a nostalgia trip man.
I was here in grade 6.
And now I'm a man,
Already eighteen, oh man...
Time passes so fast.
And yet I live on,
By my pseudonym, on here.
Bob the Snob, hello.
I'm back, oh I'm back,
But not really for long, folks,
Just a look, now bye.
Seriously though,
Search my name here, it's crazy,
My posts from long past.
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
What a lame band name.
Try Midgets Fisting Kittens.
You'll go platinum!
by Anonymous Poet
Coming to your town!
My latest band named;Seal Fist.
We have no banjo.
by Anonymous Poet
I need your money.
I need it more than you do.
Whores ain't cheap, you know.
by Anonymous Poet
Who is this "Jesus".
The Yangtze river dolphin
has died for your sins.
by Anonymous Poet
Grande chai latte.
Double shot frappuccino.
Yes, I want whip cream!
by Anonymous Poet
Big fuckin' cold waves.
They are not wearing wet suits.
I'm glad I'm not them.
by Anonymous Poet
What is the shelf-life
Of a medical hard-on?
I think three minutes.
You will not please her.
Not with your shriveled up junk.
Buy her a dildo.
by Anonymous Poet
Duck-billed platypus.
Is there any other kind?
Poison spurs scratch you.
by Ornithorhynchus anatinus of Yo momma's house.
Aunt Bea baking cakes.
Shogun, Desert, corrupt cop.
Turn signal for goats.
by Transbingo Uncola
Angry breaking waves.
Snow on distant mountain top.
Dumb asses in boats.
by Mandingo Ebola
by Yo Momma! of New Jersey, of course
Dot made space erased.
Perhaps erased shapes replaced.
Bystanders face maced.
by Anonymous Poet
Winter thaw and freeze
Make icicle in the breeze
Yellow when he pees
by Anonymous Poet
Let's all give it up.
We can go live in the trees.
What peace we would find.
by Darth Figpucker of Unaffordable Health Care Act
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