by Yo Momma! of New Jersey, of course
Dot made space erased.
Perhaps erased shapes replaced.
Bystanders face maced.
by Anonymous Poet
Winter thaw and freeze
Make icicle in the breeze
Yellow when he pees
by Anonymous Poet
Let's all give it up.
We can go live in the trees.
What peace we would find.
by Darth Figpucker of Unaffordable Health Care Act
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You should not use those.
Not in a haiku, at least.
Exclamation marks.
by Frog on lily pad.
Black centaur giraffe!
That is what you want to be.
You'd slam dunk all day.
Your dick would be huge!
"He's hung like a black giraffe!"
Ladies would line up!
by Darth Figpucker
Want to be giraffe
so I can play basketball
But I wouldn't have hands
by Anonymous Poet
Maybe in next life
you will come back as monkey.
Good luck to you then.
by Anonymous Poet
I don't get you, man.
What's wrong with raping monkeys?
The monkeys don't mind.
by Darth Figpucker
What a nice website.
A bunch of monkey rapers.
Offspring will be cute.
by Anonymous Poet
Identity man
Drinking from the sick bottle
Smoking away life
by Denver sucks
Hippo investment,
is risky proposition.
Roaches are safe bet.
by Mandingo Ebola
Modern Dentistry
for our sad monkey butler
simply costs too much
by Trident Gum
The Amish are right.
Easy techno life is sin.
Poisons fill our veins.
by Anonymous Poet
Poison for dollars
Thanks you so much Monsanto
You evil bastards
by Anonymous Poet
The faster we post
more haiku, the faster the
song's off the home page.
Oh well, at least it's
not rhino porn by sunset.
Gotta luv YouTube.
by .
I would be hot if...
You were a rhinoceros;
You would be horny.
by Anonymous Poet
Rhinoceros love?
how hot could that really be,
with the sun setting?
by The master of taking things literally
Canadian man.
Canadian Viagra.
Resulting phallus.
by dig bick of Canada?
beneficiary
plenipotentiary
hippopotamus
by This poem is about a hippo which has been invested with full powers, and is trying to help you.
But there must be good!
Like hot rhinoceros love,
in the setting sun.
by Mandingo Ebola
There is no evil.
There are only predators
and their whining prey.
May commie zombies
Rip you up and eat your brains.
And you'll be one too!
by Anonymous Poet
goofed up last haiku
it was supposed to say this:
"dawson will kill you"
by John Madden of the USSR
goddamn communists
why dont you die already
dawson kill you
by John Madden of the USSR
To have an orgy,
You need to have more than one.
This is a bate fest!
Original geek:
Man who bites heads off chickens.
Could that be you then?
"It takes a tough man
To make a tender chicken."
--Frank Parsons Perdue
Mankind will never be truly free until the last box of Twinkies is eaten by the last cockroach.
by evi1 - a novel about you of Newt Gingrich still fucks goats.
There was an error
in my previous haiku.
See what eel-hate does?
by Miller von Crane of Whale's Vagina
It's a shame, really,
What could have been. But eel
hatred ends us all.
by Miller von Crane of Whale's Vagina
He says he's evil
But he's really just an ell
Death to the wierdo
by Von Rebid
What a jerk sir Death
Derivatives don't fit
y u do dis suck
by Dawson of the Universe
You are all shit You like the Derivative So you should "shut up"
*shut up comes from K.A.B.
by Deathvector273 of Merica
Don't need your story
Obvious stink coming from you
Need some nose plugs, hah
by Dawson of the Universe
u pretentious bish
man u dun kno mah story
head back to yer hole
by John Madden of the USSR
I know all there is
You cant even comprehend
All the stinx u r
by Dawson of the Universe
hey y u do dis
dawson hurting my feelings
i hope u get rekt
by John Madden of the USSR
Ugly truck on fire
Famous Russian Communist
John Madden's bad gas
by Dawson of the Universe
farting in public
another large ceiling fan
refrigerator
by John Madden of the USSR
She's pretty website.
Boys having their way with her.
Making fart poems.
by Anonymous Poet
There was a rich old man from Nantucket
who quite loudly one day kicked the bucket.
He died while he was screaming in bed
as a pretty young nurse gave him...
his dinner.
And if you can die like that you're a winner.
by Anonymous Poet
If you spend your time
just to think of words that rhyme,
then you are butt slime.
Yet tis not a crime
to drink tequila with lime
and it's soooo sublime.
You can't climb a dime
with a mime covered in grime.
Newt Gingrich fucks goats.
by Fibonacci Prime Rib of Not that there's anything wrong with fucking goats, I just had to point that out.
My worst haiku yet!
Pretentious and self absorbed.
Asteroid monkey
by Manbongo Uncola
I've got time to rhyme
or I could talk to a mime
about things sublime
by Mandingo Ebola
You know, a haiku
doesn't really have to rhyme.
You're wasting your time.
by A touch of irony
