Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50784
To have an orgy,
You need to have more than one.
This is a bate fest!

Original geek:
Man who bites heads off chickens.
Could that be you then?

"It takes a tough man
To make a tender chicken."
--Frank Parsons Perdue

Mankind will never be truly free until the last box of Twinkies is eaten by the last cockroach.

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Haiku #50784
Posted: March 2, 2014 1:21 pm ET
Poet & location: evi1 - a novel about you of Newt Gingrich still fucks goats.