Like it or not; Spring!
So much better than winter.
Time to wear Speedos
by Euro Beach Bear
This is my planet.
You've overstayed your welcome.
Please go and stay gone.
by Anonymous Poet
Guns are like douche bags.
When there is trouble at hand,
They can cause haiku.
by Anonymous Poet
Bad itch in my eye
I am going to cry *sniff*
More salt hurts worse, mom!
by Roberuto_Renga of plains of despair
See sleepy people
Wee sheep seeking through peephole
Meek peeks at chic freaks
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku are like guns.
In the hands of a douche bag,
They can cause trouble.
by Anonymous Poet
Saying "bad haiku".
That is far too redundant.
All haiku are bad.
by Anonymous Poet of Treading the booger fields of snotdom and nostril hairs
Ideas, thoughts, feelings
Hover all day, and at night,
Spin like toilet water
by Anonymous Poet
A dyslexic gay man saved up for a vacation to Geneva. After looking around he was very disappointed; there was no large hardon collider.
by evil bastard of New Jersey
I am back again,
I am Bob the Snob of the
Interet. Oh yes.
I haven't been here,
In years and years, I cannot
Believe this site's up!
Search for my name,
It's a nostalgia trip man.
I was here in grade 6.
And now I'm a man,
Already eighteen, oh man...
Time passes so fast.
And yet I live on,
By my pseudonym, on here.
Bob the Snob, hello.
I'm back, oh I'm back,
But not really for long, folks,
Just a look, now bye.
Seriously though,
Search my name here, it's crazy,
My posts from long past.
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
What a lame band name.
Try Midgets Fisting Kittens.
You'll go platinum!
by Anonymous Poet
Coming to your town!
My latest band named;Seal Fist.
We have no banjo.
by Anonymous Poet
I need your money.
I need it more than you do.
Whores ain't cheap, you know.
by Anonymous Poet
Who is this "Jesus".
The Yangtze river dolphin
has died for your sins.
by Anonymous Poet
Grande chai latte.
Double shot frappuccino.
Yes, I want whip cream!
by Anonymous Poet
Big fuckin' cold waves.
They are not wearing wet suits.
I'm glad I'm not them.
by Anonymous Poet
What is the shelf-life
Of a medical hard-on?
I think three minutes.
You will not please her.
Not with your shriveled up junk.
Buy her a dildo.
by Anonymous Poet
Duck-billed platypus.
Is there any other kind?
Poison spurs scratch you.
by Ornithorhynchus anatinus of Yo momma's house.
Aunt Bea baking cakes.
Shogun, Desert, corrupt cop.
Turn signal for goats.
by Transbingo Uncola
Angry breaking waves.
Snow on distant mountain top.
Dumb asses in boats.
by Mandingo Ebola
by Yo Momma! of New Jersey, of course
Dot made space erased.
Perhaps erased shapes replaced.
Bystanders face maced.
by Anonymous Poet
Winter thaw and freeze
Make icicle in the breeze
Yellow when he pees
by Anonymous Poet
Let's all give it up.
We can go live in the trees.
What peace we would find.
by Darth Figpucker of Unaffordable Health Care Act
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You should not use those.
Not in a haiku, at least.
Exclamation marks.
by Frog on lily pad.
Black centaur giraffe!
That is what you want to be.
You'd slam dunk all day.
Your dick would be huge!
"He's hung like a black giraffe!"
Ladies would line up!
by Darth Figpucker
Want to be giraffe
so I can play basketball
But I wouldn't have hands
by Anonymous Poet
Maybe in next life
you will come back as monkey.
Good luck to you then.
by Anonymous Poet
I don't get you, man.
What's wrong with raping monkeys?
The monkeys don't mind.
by Darth Figpucker
What a nice website.
A bunch of monkey rapers.
Offspring will be cute.
by Anonymous Poet
Identity man
Drinking from the sick bottle
Smoking away life
by Denver sucks
Hippo investment,
is risky proposition.
Roaches are safe bet.
by Mandingo Ebola
Modern Dentistry
for our sad monkey butler
simply costs too much
by Trident Gum
The Amish are right.
Easy techno life is sin.
Poisons fill our veins.
by Anonymous Poet
Poison for dollars
Thanks you so much Monsanto
You evil bastards
by Anonymous Poet
The faster we post
more haiku, the faster the
song's off the home page.
Oh well, at least it's
not rhino porn by sunset.
Gotta luv YouTube.
by .
I would be hot if...
You were a rhinoceros;
You would be horny.
by Anonymous Poet
Rhinoceros love?
how hot could that really be,
with the sun setting?
by The master of taking things literally
Canadian man.
Canadian Viagra.
Resulting phallus.
by dig bick of Canada?
beneficiary
plenipotentiary
hippopotamus
by This poem is about a hippo which has been invested with full powers, and is trying to help you.
But there must be good!
Like hot rhinoceros love,
in the setting sun.
by Mandingo Ebola
There is no evil.
There are only predators
and their whining prey.
May commie zombies
Rip you up and eat your brains.
And you'll be one too!
by Anonymous Poet
