Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 45 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

You came here for fun???
Or as you say, "enjoyment"???
What is wrong with you?!?!
Haiku # 50891, April 28, 2014 4:52 pm ET
by Bad Vogon Poetry of Don't forget your towell.
Every weekend i used to pay a visit this website, for the reason that i wish for enjoyment, for the reason ceabckbdefcd
Haiku # 50890, April 28, 2014 2:26 am ET
by wttywuwy of USA
I like to fuck goats.
And I like to fuck chickens.
So I'm a pervert.
Haiku # 50889, April 27, 2014 2:20 pm ET
by iamback of back o' da jiggen haus, vuggin dem jiggins n' goats.
Sushi makes me crash.
I'm so tired I could die.
Die smiling and full.
Haiku # 50888, April 27, 2014 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty SHAT on the wall. Humpty dumpty humped the dump he took out his rump and shot a lumpy clump of hump gunk and Forrest Gump's rump and made him jump on a stump. What a grump! They were both eaten by Hannibal Lecter.
Haiku # 50887, April 27, 2014 12:16 am ET
by iamblack of Do Hood.
I'm headed to work.
At work I will drink coffee.
For this I get paid.
Haiku # 50884, April 25, 2014 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
get me my coffee
my boss used to be my friend
acts like Godzilla
Haiku # 50883, April 25, 2014 10:26 am ET
by Oh brother!
spring breeze
you step in front
of the speeding car
Haiku # 50882, April 25, 2014 7:07 am ET
by Nancy May of UK
Flavorful penis.
A bit high in sodium.
And red #5.
Haiku # 50881, April 23, 2014 5:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lonely bachelor
Eats Cheetos while watching porn
His dick is orange
Haiku # 50880, April 23, 2014 1:08 am ET
by Anonymous
What a sad, sad state.
So poetry's come to this.
I should stay offline.
Haiku # 50879, April 21, 2014 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Suffalupagus.
It makes the best hamburger!
That's why they're extinct.

And for thanksgiving
we're gong to have Bird Bird.
Please pass the gravy.
Haiku # 50878, April 19, 2014 8:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anything for drugs.
I'll even snort a kitten.
And cat litter too.
Haiku # 50877, April 19, 2014 8:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hi Mom, I made news!
Check out that whopper dildo!
Aren't you proud of me?
Haiku # 50876, April 18, 2014 5:04 pm ET
by evil book of Newark New Jersey
I heard a great song.
"Jesus Christ is My Nigga".
Yes, it's on YouTube.
Haiku # 50875, April 16, 2014 3:26 pm ET
by Christians are Insane. of Space Station
Studboy cannot count.
Send his ass back to grade school.
Why am I so mean?
Haiku # 50873, April 14, 2014 1:27 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Las Vegas bender
spent elderly slot monsters
South point lint lizards
Haiku # 50872, April 14, 2014 1:11 am ET
by 5150 of LA
haiku still on fire
for you alone, I'll tell all
my voices are awesome
Haiku # 50871, April 14, 2014 1:01 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
my haiku is on fire
from mad skills and whiskey? -- No
I blame the full moon
Haiku # 50870, April 14, 2014 12:58 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
Self moderation
Right here is a tricky thing
Sink down and fight it

Or leave it alone
Time will tell, but for now, best
just to say goodbye
Haiku # 50869, April 12, 2014 7:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Use your turn signal!
Are you really that busy
With the radio?
Haiku # 50867, April 11, 2014 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't wipe your friends
on the back of the couch.
Haiku # 50866, April 9, 2014 9:08 am ET
by Bad Poetry of 19 2698826
The time loop ends here.
You are free to have free will.
Pick that, or your nose.
Haiku # 50865, April 9, 2014 12:54 am ET
by 0
I went to the zoo.
I saw some strange animals.
They weren't in cages.
Haiku # 50864, April 8, 2014 9:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys and Poodles
Michael Jackson and Hitler
It's a mad, mad world!
Haiku # 50863, April 7, 2014 8:44 pm ET
by 0
Tie up the poodle.
Let a monkey hump its leg.
Revenge is so sweet.
Haiku # 50862, April 7, 2014 10:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tiger is lonely
Monkey knows it can not help
Snow plow scuba dive
Haiku # 50861, April 6, 2014 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
So appropriate
Snuffy was such a good dog
Little leg humper
Haiku # 50860, April 5, 2014 4:36 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Joni Mitchell
Haiku # 50859, April 5, 2014 3:50 am ET
by tpyiiyup of USA
Now pull my finger.
No, you pull my finger first.
Together on three...
Haiku # 50858, April 5, 2014 2:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 50857, April 5, 2014 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you we're honest
What would you say to yourself?
Would it blow your mind?
Haiku # 50856, April 5, 2014 1:52 am ET
by Shamdingo Ricola of inside you
I will count to three
Hoping things will get better
One, two, three,....nothing
Haiku # 50855, April 4, 2014 11:02 pm ET
by Phosphorous necktie
Homophobia
Is a sickness with a cure
Hope you get well soon
Haiku # 50853, April 4, 2014 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anthropomorphic
Is a five syllable word
How fancy is that?
Haiku # 50851, April 1, 2014 8:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My mind is now blank.
I can't think of anything.
So I will write this.
Haiku # 50850, April 1, 2014 8:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pimpin' ain't easy
You should become drug dealer
Go work for Phizer
Haiku # 50849, March 31, 2014 8:38 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Be your own boss then.
You could be a bad-ass pimp.
Makin' that money!
Haiku # 50848, March 30, 2014 7:51 am ET
by Free financial advice from a homeless man. of Wall Street sidewalk begging for spare change I can belive in.
Hey boss, go eat poop
Can't give me some more money?
Or health insurance?
Haiku # 50847, March 28, 2014 11:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vaginoriffic!
Sublimy slimy funk blast.
Hairs stuck in my teeth.
Haiku # 50846, March 28, 2014 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boner pills are great!
I eat them like they're candy
and wear baggy pants.
Haiku # 50845, March 27, 2014 10:09 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Perpetual Erection Machine
Haiku # 50844, March 27, 2014 4:49 am ET
by uowyouyy of USA
I am a racist!
I hate the whole human race.
Now give me your cash!
Haiku # 50843, March 27, 2014 1:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nobody should rob
Nobody should be racist
But they do and are.
Haiku # 50842, March 26, 2014 11:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd rather be robbed
by a black man with a gun
than cracker with pen.

Damn lawyers and banks!
They are the true robbers here.
My paycheck is gone.
Haiku # 50841, March 26, 2014 10:30 pm ET
by Fuck Whitey! of Down in Deep South, Lookin' for White Women.
Black persons gather,
Can't go night witohut robbin'
Them honest white folk.
Haiku # 50840, March 26, 2014 12:01 pm ET
by Filip
I wear white Speedos.
I like to show off my junk.
Pardon the skid marks.
Haiku # 50839, March 23, 2014 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like it or not; Spring!
So much better than winter.
Time to wear Speedos
Haiku # 50838, March 23, 2014 2:07 pm ET
by Euro Beach Bear
This is my planet.
You've overstayed your welcome.
Please go and stay gone.
Haiku # 50837, March 22, 2014 3:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Guns are like douche bags.
When there is trouble at hand,
They can cause haiku.

Haiku # 50836, March 22, 2014 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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