Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 45 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

haiku still on fire
for you alone, I'll tell all
my voices are awesome
Haiku # 50871, April 14, 2014 1:01 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
my haiku is on fire
from mad skills and whiskey? -- No
I blame the full moon
Haiku # 50870, April 14, 2014 12:58 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
Self moderation
Right here is a tricky thing
Sink down and fight it

Or leave it alone
Time will tell, but for now, best
just to say goodbye
Haiku # 50869, April 12, 2014 7:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Use your turn signal!
Are you really that busy
With the radio?
Haiku # 50867, April 11, 2014 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't wipe your friends
on the back of the couch.
Haiku # 50866, April 9, 2014 9:08 am ET
by Bad Poetry of 19 2698826
The time loop ends here.
You are free to have free will.
Pick that, or your nose.
Haiku # 50865, April 9, 2014 12:54 am ET
by 0
I went to the zoo.
I saw some strange animals.
They weren't in cages.
Haiku # 50864, April 8, 2014 9:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys and Poodles
Michael Jackson and Hitler
It's a mad, mad world!
Haiku # 50863, April 7, 2014 8:44 pm ET
by 0
Tie up the poodle.
Let a monkey hump its leg.
Revenge is so sweet.
Haiku # 50862, April 7, 2014 10:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tiger is lonely
Monkey knows it can not help
Snow plow scuba dive
Haiku # 50861, April 6, 2014 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
So appropriate
Snuffy was such a good dog
Little leg humper
Haiku # 50860, April 5, 2014 4:36 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Joni Mitchell
Haiku # 50859, April 5, 2014 3:50 am ET
by tpyiiyup of USA
Now pull my finger.
No, you pull my finger first.
Together on three...
Haiku # 50858, April 5, 2014 2:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 50857, April 5, 2014 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you we're honest
What would you say to yourself?
Would it blow your mind?
Haiku # 50856, April 5, 2014 1:52 am ET
by Shamdingo Ricola of inside you
I will count to three
Hoping things will get better
One, two, three,....nothing
Haiku # 50855, April 4, 2014 11:02 pm ET
by Phosphorous necktie
Homophobia
Is a sickness with a cure
Hope you get well soon
Haiku # 50853, April 4, 2014 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anthropomorphic
Is a five syllable word
How fancy is that?
Haiku # 50851, April 1, 2014 8:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My mind is now blank.
I can't think of anything.
So I will write this.
Haiku # 50850, April 1, 2014 8:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pimpin' ain't easy
You should become drug dealer
Go work for Phizer
Haiku # 50849, March 31, 2014 8:38 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Be your own boss then.
You could be a bad-ass pimp.
Makin' that money!
Haiku # 50848, March 30, 2014 7:51 am ET
by Free financial advice from a homeless man. of Wall Street sidewalk begging for spare change I can belive in.
Hey boss, go eat poop
Can't give me some more money?
Or health insurance?
Haiku # 50847, March 28, 2014 11:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vaginoriffic!
Sublimy slimy funk blast.
Hairs stuck in my teeth.
Haiku # 50846, March 28, 2014 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boner pills are great!
I eat them like they're candy
and wear baggy pants.
Haiku # 50845, March 27, 2014 10:09 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Perpetual Erection Machine
Haiku # 50844, March 27, 2014 4:49 am ET
by uowyouyy of USA
I am a racist!
I hate the whole human race.
Now give me your cash!
Haiku # 50843, March 27, 2014 1:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nobody should rob
Nobody should be racist
But they do and are.
Haiku # 50842, March 26, 2014 11:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd rather be robbed
by a black man with a gun
than cracker with pen.

Damn lawyers and banks!
They are the true robbers here.
My paycheck is gone.
Haiku # 50841, March 26, 2014 10:30 pm ET
by Fuck Whitey! of Down in Deep South, Lookin' for White Women.
Black persons gather,
Can't go night witohut robbin'
Them honest white folk.
Haiku # 50840, March 26, 2014 12:01 pm ET
by Filip
I wear white Speedos.
I like to show off my junk.
Pardon the skid marks.
Haiku # 50839, March 23, 2014 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like it or not; Spring!
So much better than winter.
Time to wear Speedos
Haiku # 50838, March 23, 2014 2:07 pm ET
by Euro Beach Bear
This is my planet.
You've overstayed your welcome.
Please go and stay gone.
Haiku # 50837, March 22, 2014 3:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Guns are like douche bags.
When there is trouble at hand,
They can cause haiku.

Haiku # 50836, March 22, 2014 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad itch in my eye
I am going to cry *sniff*
More salt hurts worse, mom!
Haiku # 50834, March 22, 2014 9:58 am ET
by Roberuto_Renga of plains of despair
See sleepy people
Wee sheep seeking through peephole
Meek peeks at chic freaks
Haiku # 50833, March 22, 2014 3:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku are like guns.
In the hands of a douche bag,
They can cause trouble.
Haiku # 50832, March 20, 2014 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Saying "bad haiku".
That is far too redundant.
All haiku are bad.
Haiku # 50831, March 20, 2014 7:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Treading the booger fields of snotdom and nostril hairs
Ideas, thoughts, feelings
Hover all day, and at night,
Spin like toilet water
Haiku # 50830, March 19, 2014 5:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A dyslexic gay man saved up for a vacation to Geneva. After looking around he was very disappointed; there was no large hardon collider.
Haiku # 50829, March 19, 2014 4:53 pm ET
by evil bastard of New Jersey
I am back again,
I am Bob the Snob of the
Interet. Oh yes.

I haven't been here,
In years and years, I cannot
Believe this site's up!

Search for my name,
It's a nostalgia trip man.
I was here in grade 6.

And now I'm a man,
Already eighteen, oh man...
Time passes so fast.

And yet I live on,
By my pseudonym, on here.
Bob the Snob, hello.

I'm back, oh I'm back,
But not really for long, folks,
Just a look, now bye.

Seriously though,
Search my name here, it's crazy,
My posts from long past.
Haiku # 50828, March 18, 2014 9:46 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
What a lame band name.
Try Midgets Fisting Kittens.
You'll go platinum!
Haiku # 50827, March 17, 2014 6:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Coming to your town!
My latest band named;Seal Fist.
We have no banjo.
Haiku # 50826, March 17, 2014 1:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I need your money.
I need it more than you do.
Whores ain't cheap, you know.
Haiku # 50825, March 16, 2014 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who is this "Jesus".
The Yangtze river dolphin
has died for your sins.
Haiku # 50824, March 16, 2014 9:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Grande chai latte.
Double shot frappuccino.
Yes, I want whip cream!
Haiku # 50823, March 16, 2014 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Big fuckin' cold waves.
They are not wearing wet suits.
I'm glad I'm not them.
Haiku # 50822, March 16, 2014 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is the shelf-life
Of a medical hard-on?
I think three minutes.

You will not please her.
Not with your shriveled up junk.
Buy her a dildo.
Haiku # 50821, March 16, 2014 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Welcome!
cialis shelf life ,
Haiku # 50820, March 16, 2014 4:55 am ET
by trrueyre of USA
Duck-billed platypus.
Is there any other kind?
Poison spurs scratch you.
Haiku # 50819, March 15, 2014 5:22 pm ET
by Ornithorhynchus anatinus of Yo momma's house.
Aunt Bea baking cakes.
Shogun, Desert, corrupt cop.
Turn signal for goats.
Haiku # 50818, March 15, 2014 3:10 am ET
by Transbingo Uncola
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