get me my coffee
my boss used to be my friend
acts like Godzilla
by Oh brother!
spring breeze
you step in front
of the speeding car
by Nancy May of UK
Flavorful penis.
A bit high in sodium.
And red #5.
by Anonymous Poet
Lonely bachelor
Eats Cheetos while watching porn
His dick is orange
by Anonymous
What a sad, sad state.
So poetry's come to this.
I should stay offline.
by Anonymous Poet
Suffalupagus.
It makes the best hamburger!
That's why they're extinct.
And for thanksgiving
we're gong to have Bird Bird.
Please pass the gravy.
by Anonymous Poet
Anything for drugs.
I'll even snort a kitten.
And cat litter too.
by Anonymous Poet
Hi Mom, I made news!
Check out that whopper dildo!
Aren't you proud of me?
by evil book of Newark New Jersey
I heard a great song.
"Jesus Christ is My Nigga".
Yes, it's on YouTube.
by Christians are Insane. of Space Station
Studboy cannot count.
Send his ass back to grade school.
Why am I so mean?
by Darth Figpucker
Las Vegas bender
spent elderly slot monsters
South point lint lizards
by 5150 of LA
haiku still on fire
for you alone, I'll tell all
my voices are awesome
by studboy of Venice, CA
my haiku is on fire
from mad skills and whiskey? -- No
I blame the full moon
by studboy of Venice, CA
Self moderation
Right here is a tricky thing
Sink down and fight it
Or leave it alone
Time will tell, but for now, best
just to say goodbye
by Anonymous Poet
Use your turn signal!
Are you really that busy
With the radio?
by Anonymous Poet
You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't wipe your friends
on the back of the couch.
by Bad Poetry of 19 2698826
The time loop ends here.
You are free to have free will.
Pick that, or your nose.
by 0
I went to the zoo.
I saw some strange animals.
They weren't in cages.
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys and Poodles
Michael Jackson and Hitler
It's a mad, mad world!
by 0
Tie up the poodle.
Let a monkey hump its leg.
Revenge is so sweet.
by Anonymous Poet
Tiger is lonely
Monkey knows it can not help
Snow plow scuba dive
by Anonymous Poet
So appropriate
Snuffy was such a good dog
Little leg humper
by Mandingo Ebola of Joni Mitchell
Now pull my finger.
No, you pull my finger first.
Together on three...
by Anonymous Poet
If you we're honest
What would you say to yourself?
Would it blow your mind?
by Shamdingo Ricola of inside you
I will count to three
Hoping things will get better
One, two, three,....nothing
by Phosphorous necktie
Homophobia
Is a sickness with a cure
Hope you get well soon
by Anonymous Poet
Anthropomorphic
Is a five syllable word
How fancy is that?
by Anonymous Poet
My mind is now blank.
I can't think of anything.
So I will write this.
by Anonymous Poet
Pimpin' ain't easy
You should become drug dealer
Go work for Phizer
by Mandingo Ebola
Be your own boss then.
You could be a bad-ass pimp.
Makin' that money!
by Free financial advice from a homeless man. of Wall Street sidewalk begging for spare change I can belive in.
Hey boss, go eat poop
Can't give me some more money?
Or health insurance?
by Anonymous Poet
Vaginoriffic!
Sublimy slimy funk blast.
Hairs stuck in my teeth.
by Anonymous Poet
Boner pills are great!
I eat them like they're candy
and wear baggy pants.
by Darth Figpucker of Perpetual Erection Machine
I am a racist!
I hate the whole human race.
Now give me your cash!
by Anonymous Poet
Nobody should rob
Nobody should be racist
But they do and are.
by Anonymous Poet
I'd rather be robbed
by a black man with a gun
than cracker with pen.
Damn lawyers and banks!
They are the true robbers here.
My paycheck is gone.
by Fuck Whitey! of Down in Deep South, Lookin' for White Women.
Black persons gather,
Can't go night witohut robbin'
Them honest white folk.
by Filip
I wear white Speedos.
I like to show off my junk.
Pardon the skid marks.
by Anonymous Poet
Like it or not; Spring!
So much better than winter.
Time to wear Speedos
by Euro Beach Bear
This is my planet.
You've overstayed your welcome.
Please go and stay gone.
by Anonymous Poet
Guns are like douche bags.
When there is trouble at hand,
They can cause haiku.
by Anonymous Poet
Bad itch in my eye
I am going to cry *sniff*
More salt hurts worse, mom!
by Roberuto_Renga of plains of despair
See sleepy people
Wee sheep seeking through peephole
Meek peeks at chic freaks
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku are like guns.
In the hands of a douche bag,
They can cause trouble.
by Anonymous Poet
Saying "bad haiku".
That is far too redundant.
All haiku are bad.
by Anonymous Poet of Treading the booger fields of snotdom and nostril hairs
Ideas, thoughts, feelings
Hover all day, and at night,
Spin like toilet water
by Anonymous Poet
A dyslexic gay man saved up for a vacation to Geneva. After looking around he was very disappointed; there was no large hardon collider.
by evil bastard of New Jersey
