Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50902
Dick farts ARE awesome.
Catheter bubbles make farts.
And it feels good too.

I made a dick fart.
But it was only one time.
Oh, fond memories
Haiku #50902
Posted: May 5, 2014 7:19 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker The Highly Inappropriate