Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 45 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

Dick farts ARE awesome.
Catheter bubbles make farts.
And it feels good too.

I made a dick fart.
But it was only one time.
Oh, fond memories
Haiku # 50902, May 5, 2014 7:19 am ET
by Darth Figpucker The Highly Inappropriate
#YOLOSWAG
SECRETLY WE R GAY
YOU AN ME AND U
Haiku # 50900, May 4, 2014 8:52 pm ET
by DICK FARTS ARE AWESOME of A school more commonly known as SHIVINGTON
Just cause I'm bored
I Write this for you and me
Go fuck yourself now
Haiku # 50899, May 4, 2014 8:33 pm ET
by BAD ASS PIMPTRON
Wait just a minute!
So "iamback" is censored.
However I'm not?!

That's just insulting!
I should be roasted alive.
And then fed to pigs.

All my poems burned.
Then put in jars of acid.
Never read again.
Haiku # 50898, May 4, 2014 10:10 am ET
by Darth Figpucker the Highly Inappropriate of On a Vogon Ship, giving lessons on bad poetry.
This site is worthless.
Hard-on pills and gross haiku.
Where's the poems at?

No moderator.
Has the website owner died?
Or she just don't care.

I ain't seen no art.
Ain't none on this here website.
Just bad comedy.
Haiku # 50896, May 2, 2014 8:44 am ET
by Redneck Samurai
He is pure nasty.
Consumed by the nasty side.
More douche than a man.
Haiku # 50894, April 29, 2014 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I liked you at first,
but I see your nasty side.
Thus I must move on.
Haiku # 50893, April 29, 2014 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You came here for fun???
Or as you say, "enjoyment"???
What is wrong with you?!?!
Haiku # 50891, April 28, 2014 4:52 pm ET
by Bad Vogon Poetry of Don't forget your towell.
Every weekend i used to pay a visit this website, for the reason that i wish for enjoyment, for the reason ceabckbdefcd
Haiku # 50890, April 28, 2014 2:26 am ET
by wttywuwy of USA
I like to fuck goats.
And I like to fuck chickens.
So I'm a pervert.
Haiku # 50889, April 27, 2014 2:20 pm ET
by iamback of back o' da jiggen haus, vuggin dem jiggins n' goats.
Sushi makes me crash.
I'm so tired I could die.
Die smiling and full.
Haiku # 50888, April 27, 2014 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty SHAT on the wall. Humpty dumpty humped the dump he took out his rump and shot a lumpy clump of hump gunk and Forrest Gump's rump and made him jump on a stump. What a grump! They were both eaten by Hannibal Lecter.
Haiku # 50887, April 27, 2014 12:16 am ET
by iamblack of Do Hood.
I'm headed to work.
At work I will drink coffee.
For this I get paid.
Haiku # 50884, April 25, 2014 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
get me my coffee
my boss used to be my friend
acts like Godzilla
Haiku # 50883, April 25, 2014 10:26 am ET
by Oh brother!
spring breeze
you step in front
of the speeding car
Haiku # 50882, April 25, 2014 7:07 am ET
by Nancy May of UK
Flavorful penis.
A bit high in sodium.
And red #5.
Haiku # 50881, April 23, 2014 5:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lonely bachelor
Eats Cheetos while watching porn
His dick is orange
Haiku # 50880, April 23, 2014 1:08 am ET
by Anonymous
What a sad, sad state.
So poetry's come to this.
I should stay offline.
Haiku # 50879, April 21, 2014 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Suffalupagus.
It makes the best hamburger!
That's why they're extinct.

And for thanksgiving
we're gong to have Bird Bird.
Please pass the gravy.
Haiku # 50878, April 19, 2014 8:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anything for drugs.
I'll even snort a kitten.
And cat litter too.
Haiku # 50877, April 19, 2014 8:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hi Mom, I made news!
Check out that whopper dildo!
Aren't you proud of me?
Haiku # 50876, April 18, 2014 5:04 pm ET
by evil book of Newark New Jersey
I heard a great song.
"Jesus Christ is My Nigga".
Yes, it's on YouTube.
Haiku # 50875, April 16, 2014 3:26 pm ET
by Christians are Insane. of Space Station
Studboy cannot count.
Send his ass back to grade school.
Why am I so mean?
Haiku # 50873, April 14, 2014 1:27 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Las Vegas bender
spent elderly slot monsters
South point lint lizards
Haiku # 50872, April 14, 2014 1:11 am ET
by 5150 of LA
haiku still on fire
for you alone, I'll tell all
my voices are awesome
Haiku # 50871, April 14, 2014 1:01 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
my haiku is on fire
from mad skills and whiskey? -- No
I blame the full moon
Haiku # 50870, April 14, 2014 12:58 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
Self moderation
Right here is a tricky thing
Sink down and fight it

Or leave it alone
Time will tell, but for now, best
just to say goodbye
Haiku # 50869, April 12, 2014 7:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Use your turn signal!
Are you really that busy
With the radio?
Haiku # 50867, April 11, 2014 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't wipe your friends
on the back of the couch.
Haiku # 50866, April 9, 2014 9:08 am ET
by Bad Poetry of 19 2698826
The time loop ends here.
You are free to have free will.
Pick that, or your nose.
Haiku # 50865, April 9, 2014 12:54 am ET
by 0
I went to the zoo.
I saw some strange animals.
They weren't in cages.
Haiku # 50864, April 8, 2014 9:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys and Poodles
Michael Jackson and Hitler
It's a mad, mad world!
Haiku # 50863, April 7, 2014 8:44 pm ET
by 0
Tie up the poodle.
Let a monkey hump its leg.
Revenge is so sweet.
Haiku # 50862, April 7, 2014 10:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tiger is lonely
Monkey knows it can not help
Snow plow scuba dive
Haiku # 50861, April 6, 2014 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
So appropriate
Snuffy was such a good dog
Little leg humper
Haiku # 50860, April 5, 2014 4:36 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Joni Mitchell
Haiku # 50859, April 5, 2014 3:50 am ET
by tpyiiyup of USA
Now pull my finger.
No, you pull my finger first.
Together on three...
Haiku # 50858, April 5, 2014 2:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 50857, April 5, 2014 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you we're honest
What would you say to yourself?
Would it blow your mind?
Haiku # 50856, April 5, 2014 1:52 am ET
by Shamdingo Ricola of inside you
I will count to three
Hoping things will get better
One, two, three,....nothing
Haiku # 50855, April 4, 2014 11:02 pm ET
by Phosphorous necktie
Homophobia
Is a sickness with a cure
Hope you get well soon
Haiku # 50853, April 4, 2014 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anthropomorphic
Is a five syllable word
How fancy is that?
Haiku # 50851, April 1, 2014 8:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My mind is now blank.
I can't think of anything.
So I will write this.
Haiku # 50850, April 1, 2014 8:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pimpin' ain't easy
You should become drug dealer
Go work for Phizer
Haiku # 50849, March 31, 2014 8:38 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Be your own boss then.
You could be a bad-ass pimp.
Makin' that money!
Haiku # 50848, March 30, 2014 7:51 am ET
by Free financial advice from a homeless man. of Wall Street sidewalk begging for spare change I can belive in.
Hey boss, go eat poop
Can't give me some more money?
Or health insurance?
Haiku # 50847, March 28, 2014 11:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vaginoriffic!
Sublimy slimy funk blast.
Hairs stuck in my teeth.
Haiku # 50846, March 28, 2014 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boner pills are great!
I eat them like they're candy
and wear baggy pants.
Haiku # 50845, March 27, 2014 10:09 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Perpetual Erection Machine
Haiku # 50844, March 27, 2014 4:49 am ET
by uowyouyy of USA
I am a racist!
I hate the whole human race.
Now give me your cash!
Haiku # 50843, March 27, 2014 1:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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