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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
I don't want to play
anymore with this because
the game is not fun
Haiku # 45305 December 19, 2009 11:59 am ET
by bs
some people never
change, never grow up, try to
keep others in fear

enjoy to see that
and in the end it's just
GHETTO MENTALITY

die with a needle
in the arm and a baby they
fathered watching...

thrown in a bodybag
and treated like the garbage
they were in real life
Haiku # 45304 December 19, 2009 11:56 am ET
by see you there son of septic
I respond, you react
the tide builds up, it shows you
"have power" Janis...

ban us
Haiku # 45303 December 19, 2009 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm beginning to like
the regular non crap poetry
because it's different

than these avalanches
of redundant, repeititive
nihilism
Haiku # 45302 December 19, 2009 11:52 am ET
by bs
I know a place where
in the center of town to
end all this someone

hung themselves, they lived
but this is what all this can
cause another's will

"oh it's not me!"

it is you, it is me
trolls are assholes, I can be
one, what the hell

do i do to put you
in your place and me doing
the SAME thing when I

SHOULD IGNORE IDIOTS
so THEY DON'T THINK THEY
CAN BOTHER AND UP THE
GAME TO REAL LIFE CRIME

and BY SAYING THAT I
MIGHT BE GIVING SOME
WORTHLESS IDIOT IDEAS
Haiku # 45301 December 19, 2009 11:51 am ET
by bs
then we have revenge
flicks, mockery, no one is good
then they go to commercial

for a church somewhere
Haiku # 45300 December 19, 2009 11:49 am ET
by bs
nihilism and
causing fear to avoid pain
is the center of much

real life crime
Haiku # 45299 December 19, 2009 11:48 am ET
by bs
people trying to
create here and some "artistic anarchist"
is doing what I've done

when I got mad
Haiku # 45298 December 19, 2009 11:47 am ET
by bs
you know I'm really
bothered in real life and I know
you enjoy the pain

it's causing me
Haiku # 45297 December 19, 2009 11:47 am ET
by yup
hide the belt hot beans!
found the belt..strap all in sight
we become father
Haiku # 45296 December 19, 2009 11:46 am ET
by playground gaymz
still on the playground
stealing names, and other's selves
till put away, canned
Haiku # 45295 December 19, 2009 11:39 am ET
by yup
give the boy ammo
and he will shoot back and throw
dirt with all his might
Haiku # 45294 December 19, 2009 11:38 am ET
by yup
as bukkake bride
raised her veil we showered her
with our love juices
Haiku # 45293 December 19, 2009 11:17 am ET
by son of septic take three
as bukkake bride
passed 'neath us we showered
her with liquid love
Haiku # 45292 December 19, 2009 11:15 am ET
by son of septic take two
festering pustules
undaunted he served soup to
those less fortunate
Haiku # 45291 December 19, 2009 11:12 am ET
by son of septic sous chef
keepin' it real not
possible on a site of
haiku thievery
Haiku # 45290 December 19, 2009 10:02 am ET
by give me my name back
septic funeral
proud father walks bukkake
bride down the aisle
Haiku # 45289 December 19, 2009 9:55 am ET
by Get a Life wedding planner
kusoucy...slavic
for you suck or anagram
to Anon Poet
Haiku # 45288 December 19, 2009 9:51 am ET
by son of septic copyrighted
nose to the window
eager anticipation
blizzard's a coming!
Haiku # 45287 December 19, 2009 7:49 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
bukkake bride passed
beneath us we showered her
with all of our love
Haiku # 45286 December 19, 2009 7:35 am ET
by lets start the day off right
you suck
Haiku # 45285 December 18, 2009 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
daddy was an alki
After a fifth of whiskey
OUT came the pee pee
......(and i had suck it)
Haiku # 45284 December 18, 2009 9:25 pm ET
by septic funeral scorp bs sons of united front against whatever
yes, my dad finger
fucked me and I'm a doctor
So what is your point?
Haiku # 45283 December 18, 2009 9:14 pm ET
by septic funeral doctor of proctology
how long can body
parts last in the fridge? was just
asking no reason
Haiku # 45282 December 18, 2009 9:09 pm ET
by Jeffrey Dahmer
your mom was gang banged
by trolls under a bridge hence
toll collector's son
Haiku # 45281 December 18, 2009 9:07 pm ET
by my father was a troll collector
can maggots enter
the penis opening? just
asking no reason
Haiku # 45280 December 18, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by septic funeral director of mortuary science
Eyeless hag fucked in
her eye socket the event
so over-rated
Haiku # 45279 December 18, 2009 9:01 pm ET
by septic funeral doctor of opthamology
I suck but you sucked
off many with just rewards
of herpes simplex
Haiku # 45278 December 18, 2009 8:51 pm ET
by son of septic LPN
lazing at river's
edge haiku piranhas bask
in crimson waters
Haiku # 45277 December 18, 2009 8:48 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
you suck
Haiku # 45276 December 18, 2009 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
accidents happen
for this i apologize
twas no fault of mine
Haiku # 45275 December 18, 2009 8:11 pm ET
by son of scorp bs united front
the hammer and the
sickle are wielded on high
to strike down you pigs
Haiku # 45274 December 18, 2009 7:59 pm ET
by son of septic collective
this leg must be cut
fetid infections...by that
i mean my third leg
Haiku # 45273 December 18, 2009 7:55 pm ET
by son of septic from the hills of kilamanjaro
father outdoes son
son can only bow at the
foot of the master
Haiku # 45272 December 18, 2009 7:49 pm ET
by son of septic no bs
I once fucked a man
in his tracheotomy
hole it was so tight
Haiku # 45271 December 18, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by septic funeral
take me off fuckin'
life support then the sucking
and gurgling will stop
Haiku # 45270 December 18, 2009 7:45 pm ET
by son of septic in ICU
6000 rounds per minute
puff the magic dragon of
haiku raining death
Haiku # 45269 December 18, 2009 7:41 pm ET
by son of septic in Poon Tang province
the sucking's not in
question but to what degree
is it you CRITIC
Haiku # 45268 December 18, 2009 7:38 pm ET
by bs
you suck you suck you
suck you suck you suck you
suck syllables [17]
Haiku # 45267 December 18, 2009 7:35 pm ET
by anonymous poets society
you suck
Haiku # 45266 December 18, 2009 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what's come over me!!
this strange sensation "zapoop!!"
Ash Nippress are gay
Haiku # 45265 December 18, 2009 7:24 pm ET
by morphing into stupidity
a million died in
Sommes and Ypres so what's a
few more here and there
Haiku # 45264 December 18, 2009 7:21 pm ET
by son of septic at the Western Front
mine is not to ?????
why mine is just to haiku
and then haiku more
Haiku # 45263 December 18, 2009 7:19 pm ET
by son of septic 9th dan
there's no cure for this
venerable venison
slice it into strips
Haiku # 45262 December 18, 2009 7:18 pm ET
by butcher septic
the question has to
be ages old but why am i
such a HUGE loser?
Haiku # 45261 December 18, 2009 7:16 pm ET
by bs
won't forgive mother's
making me clean up the mess
shit-smeared walls haikus
Haiku # 45260 December 18, 2009 7:16 pm ET
by son of septic
who wants venison
i'll stick septic's head in...make
a tasty stew
Haiku # 45259 December 18, 2009 7:13 pm ET
by butcher septic
a haiku food fight
no one gives a fuck about
what's flung about
Haiku # 45258 December 18, 2009 7:13 pm ET
by Septic Blutarsky
that goes for me too
my maniacal brother
won't ever shut up
Haiku # 45257 December 18, 2009 7:12 pm ET
by scorp
lambs pigs and mad cows
go into the meat grinder
haiku sausage made
Haiku # 45256 December 18, 2009 7:10 pm ET
by butcher septic