Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

how long can body
parts last in the fridge? was just
asking no reason
Haiku # 45282, December 18, 2009 9:09 pm ET
by Jeffrey Dahmer
your mom was gang banged
by trolls under a bridge hence
toll collector's son
Haiku # 45281, December 18, 2009 9:07 pm ET
by my father was a troll collector
can maggots enter
the penis opening? just
asking no reason
Haiku # 45280, December 18, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by septic funeral director of mortuary science
Eyeless hag fucked in
her eye socket the event
so over-rated
Haiku # 45279, December 18, 2009 9:01 pm ET
by septic funeral doctor of opthamology
I suck but you sucked
off many with just rewards
of herpes simplex
Haiku # 45278, December 18, 2009 8:51 pm ET
by son of septic LPN
lazing at river's
edge haiku piranhas bask
in crimson waters
Haiku # 45277, December 18, 2009 8:48 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
you suck
Haiku # 45276, December 18, 2009 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
accidents happen
for this i apologize
twas no fault of mine
Haiku # 45275, December 18, 2009 8:11 pm ET
by son of scorp bs united front
the hammer and the
sickle are wielded on high
to strike down you pigs
Haiku # 45274, December 18, 2009 7:59 pm ET
by son of septic collective
this leg must be cut
fetid infections...by that
i mean my third leg
Haiku # 45273, December 18, 2009 7:55 pm ET
by son of septic from the hills of kilamanjaro
father outdoes son
son can only bow at the
foot of the master
Haiku # 45272, December 18, 2009 7:49 pm ET
by son of septic no bs
I once fucked a man
in his tracheotomy
hole it was so tight
Haiku # 45271, December 18, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by septic funeral
take me off fuckin'
life support then the sucking
and gurgling will stop
Haiku # 45270, December 18, 2009 7:45 pm ET
by son of septic in ICU
6000 rounds per minute
puff the magic dragon of
haiku raining death
Haiku # 45269, December 18, 2009 7:41 pm ET
by son of septic in Poon Tang province
the sucking's not in
question but to what degree
is it you CRITIC
Haiku # 45268, December 18, 2009 7:38 pm ET
by bs
you suck you suck you
suck you suck you suck you
suck syllables [17]
Haiku # 45267, December 18, 2009 7:35 pm ET
by anonymous poets society
you suck
Haiku # 45266, December 18, 2009 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what's come over me!!
this strange sensation "zapoop!!"
Ash Nippress are gay
Haiku # 45265, December 18, 2009 7:24 pm ET
by morphing into stupidity
a million died in
Sommes and Ypres so what's a
few more here and there
Haiku # 45264, December 18, 2009 7:21 pm ET
by son of septic at the Western Front
mine is not to ?????
why mine is just to haiku
and then haiku more
Haiku # 45263, December 18, 2009 7:19 pm ET
by son of septic 9th dan
there's no cure for this
venerable venison
slice it into strips
Haiku # 45262, December 18, 2009 7:18 pm ET
by butcher septic
the question has to
be ages old but why am i
such a HUGE loser?
Haiku # 45261, December 18, 2009 7:16 pm ET
by bs
won't forgive mother's
making me clean up the mess
shit-smeared walls haikus
Haiku # 45260, December 18, 2009 7:16 pm ET
by son of septic
who wants venison
i'll stick septic's head in...make
a tasty stew
Haiku # 45259, December 18, 2009 7:13 pm ET
by butcher septic
a haiku food fight
no one gives a fuck about
what's flung about
Haiku # 45258, December 18, 2009 7:13 pm ET
by Septic Blutarsky
that goes for me too
my maniacal brother
won't ever shut up
Haiku # 45257, December 18, 2009 7:12 pm ET
by scorp
lambs pigs and mad cows
go into the meat grinder
haiku sausage made
Haiku # 45256, December 18, 2009 7:10 pm ET
by butcher septic
i apologize
i know not what i do here
it's repulsive

........(don't hate me)
Haiku # 45255, December 18, 2009 7:10 pm ET
by bs
just like Elvis i'm
fat and medicated...destined
to die on toilet
Haiku # 45254, December 18, 2009 7:08 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs ms wordperfect
bull shit more shit piled
higher and deeper [bs/ms/phd] it all
a septic pool here
Haiku # 45253, December 18, 2009 7:07 pm ET
by Septic Gathering
take pity on me
like the weakling lamb i am
i don't want to die
Haiku # 45252, December 18, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
Elvii* have arrived
crooning haikus in total
horrid dissonance
Haiku # 45251, December 18, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by son of septic, bs ms
i always wished for
a life better than this one
sorry i can't cope
Haiku # 45250, December 18, 2009 7:03 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
like pigs to slaughter
squealing for their lives sensing
their destiny's sealed
Haiku # 45249, December 18, 2009 7:02 pm ET
by schlatenhausen fumpf
mirrors make me sad
everytime i like in one
i have to throw up
Haiku # 45248, December 18, 2009 7:01 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
i'm a huge loser
nothing i say is funny
i live with my mom
Haiku # 45247, December 18, 2009 7:00 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
flurry of haikus
pelt this site like the blizzard
soon bearing down
Haiku # 45246, December 18, 2009 6:57 pm ET
by Joey of Bayonne cousin of septic
where've you been
i've been looking all over
checked the toilet twice
Haiku # 45245, December 18, 2009 6:55 pm ET
by bs
to prove it's really
me take my DNA for evidence
open your mouth say.."AAAH"
Haiku # 45244, December 18, 2009 6:55 pm ET
by septic funeral
no fun house this hall
of mirrors where imposters
roam with impunity
Haiku # 45243, December 18, 2009 6:52 pm ET
by septic funeral
i suck your mom's tit
right before my afternoon
naps...i dried her out
Haiku # 45242, December 18, 2009 6:47 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45241, December 18, 2009 6:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
where are you father
why are you not proud of me
flesh of your foul flesh
Haiku # 45240, December 18, 2009 6:33 pm ET
by son of septic
at some point ego
inflates beyond its limits
pop goes the weasel

.......(rodent balloons for sale)
Haiku # 45239, December 18, 2009 6:30 pm ET
by son of septic
you'll never beat me
haiku Judas that you are
now go hang yourself
Haiku # 45238, December 18, 2009 6:28 pm ET
by son of septic
the time has not come
to Get A Life or A Girlfriend
girls are too scary
Haiku # 45237, December 18, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by scorp
bozo can juggle
even more than we all thought
is that a chain saw?

....................(cuts of head)
Haiku # 45236, December 18, 2009 6:16 pm ET
by son of septic
excuse me again
mom dipped my pacifier
in high fructose corn

....................syrup! The white man's poison!
Haiku # 45235, December 18, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by bs
shut up miscreant
zabadooey or "you suck"
whomever you are you fuck
Haiku # 45234, December 18, 2009 6:10 pm ET
by son of septic
i shan't clean my room
no matter what mommy says
i'm a big boy now
Haiku # 45233, December 18, 2009 6:03 pm ET
by scorp
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