how long can body 
parts last in the fridge? was just
asking no reason
by Jeffrey Dahmer
 
			
your mom was gang banged
by trolls under a bridge hence
toll collector's son
by my father was a troll collector
 
			
can maggots enter
the penis opening? just
asking no reason
by septic funeral director of mortuary science
 
			
Eyeless hag fucked in
her eye socket the event
so over-rated
by septic funeral doctor of opthamology
 
			
I suck but you sucked
off many with just rewards
of herpes simplex
by son of septic LPN
 
			
lazing at river's 
edge haiku piranhas bask
in crimson waters
by Haiku half-wit
 
			
you suck
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
accidents happen
for this i apologize
twas no fault of mine
by son of scorp bs united front
 
			
the hammer and the
sickle are wielded on high
to strike down you pigs
by son of septic collective
 
			
this leg must be cut
fetid infections...by that
i mean my third leg
by son of septic from the hills of kilamanjaro
 
			
father outdoes son
son can only bow at the
foot of the master
by son of septic no bs
 
			
I once fucked a man
in his tracheotomy 
hole it was so tight
by septic funeral
 
			
take me off fuckin'
life support then the sucking
and gurgling will stop
by son of septic in ICU
 
			
6000 rounds per minute
puff the magic dragon of
haiku raining death
by son of septic in Poon Tang province
 
			
the sucking's not in
question but to what degree
is it you CRITIC
by bs
 
			
you suck you suck you
suck you suck you suck you
suck syllables [17]
by anonymous poets society
 
			
you suck
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
what's come over me!!
this strange sensation "zapoop!!"
Ash  Nippress are gay
by morphing into stupidity
 
			
a million died in
Sommes and Ypres so what's a
few more here and there
by son of septic at the Western Front
 
			
mine is not to ?????
why mine is just to haiku
and then haiku more
by son of septic 9th dan
 
			
there's no cure for this
venerable venison
slice it into strips
by butcher septic
 
			
the question has to 
be ages old but why am i
such a HUGE loser?
by bs
 
			
won't forgive mother's
making me clean up the mess
shit-smeared walls haikus
by son of septic
 
			
who wants venison
i'll stick septic's head in...make
a tasty stew
by butcher septic
 
			
a haiku food fight
no one gives a fuck about
what's flung about
by Septic Blutarsky
 
			
that goes for me too
my maniacal brother
won't ever shut up
by scorp
 
			
lambs pigs and mad cows
go into the meat grinder
haiku sausage made
by butcher septic
 
			
i apologize
i know not what i do here
it's repulsive
........(don't hate me)
by bs
 
			
just like Elvis i'm 
fat and medicated...destined
to die on toilet
by son of septic scorp bs ms wordperfect
 
			
bull shit more shit piled
higher and deeper [bs/ms/phd] it all
a septic pool here
by Septic Gathering
 
			
take pity on me
like the weakling lamb i am
i don't want to die
by son of septic scorp bs
 
			
Elvii* have arrived
crooning haikus in total
horrid dissonance
by son of septic, bs ms
 
			
i always wished for
a life better than this one
sorry i can't cope
by son of septic scorp bs
 
			
like pigs to slaughter
squealing for their lives sensing
their destiny's sealed
by schlatenhausen fumpf
 
			
mirrors make me sad
everytime i like in one
i have to throw up
by son of septic scorp bs
 
			
i'm a huge loser
nothing i say is funny
i live with my mom
by son of septic scorp bs
 
			
flurry of haikus
pelt this site like the blizzard
soon bearing down 
by Joey of Bayonne cousin of septic
 
			
where've you been
i've been looking all over
checked the toilet twice
by bs
 
			
to prove it's really
me take my DNA for evidence
open your mouth say.."AAAH"
by septic funeral
 
			
no fun house this hall
of mirrors where imposters
roam with impunity 
by septic funeral
 
			
i suck your mom's tit
right before my afternoon 
naps...i dried her out
by bs
 
			
you suck
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
where are you father
why are you not proud of me
flesh of your foul flesh
by son of septic
 
			
at some point ego
inflates beyond its limits
pop goes the weasel
.......(rodent balloons for sale)
by son of septic
 
			
you'll never beat me
haiku Judas that you are
now go hang yourself
by son of septic
 
			
the time has not come
to Get A Life or A Girlfriend
girls are too scary
by scorp
 
			
bozo can juggle
even more than we all thought
is that a chain saw?
....................(cuts of head)
by son of septic
 
			
excuse me again
mom dipped my pacifier
in high fructose corn
....................syrup! The white man's poison!
by bs
 
			
shut up miscreant
zabadooey or "you suck"
whomever you are you fuck
by son of septic
 
			
i shan't clean my room
no matter what mommy says
i'm a big boy now
by scorp