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you suck you suck you
suck you suck you suck you
suck syllables [17]
Haiku # 45267, December 18, 2009 7:35 pm ET
by anonymous poets society
you suck
Haiku # 45266, December 18, 2009 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what's come over me!!
this strange sensation "zapoop!!"
Ash Nippress are gay
Haiku # 45265, December 18, 2009 7:24 pm ET
by morphing into stupidity
a million died in
Sommes and Ypres so what's a
few more here and there
Haiku # 45264, December 18, 2009 7:21 pm ET
by son of septic at the Western Front
mine is not to ?????
why mine is just to haiku
and then haiku more
Haiku # 45263, December 18, 2009 7:19 pm ET
by son of septic 9th dan
there's no cure for this
venerable venison
slice it into strips
Haiku # 45262, December 18, 2009 7:18 pm ET
by butcher septic
the question has to
be ages old but why am i
such a HUGE loser?
Haiku # 45261, December 18, 2009 7:16 pm ET
by bs
won't forgive mother's
making me clean up the mess
shit-smeared walls haikus
Haiku # 45260, December 18, 2009 7:16 pm ET
by son of septic
who wants venison
i'll stick septic's head in...make
a tasty stew
Haiku # 45259, December 18, 2009 7:13 pm ET
by butcher septic
a haiku food fight
no one gives a fuck about
what's flung about
Haiku # 45258, December 18, 2009 7:13 pm ET
by Septic Blutarsky
that goes for me too
my maniacal brother
won't ever shut up
Haiku # 45257, December 18, 2009 7:12 pm ET
by scorp
lambs pigs and mad cows
go into the meat grinder
haiku sausage made
Haiku # 45256, December 18, 2009 7:10 pm ET
by butcher septic
i apologize
i know not what i do here
it's repulsive

........(don't hate me)
Haiku # 45255, December 18, 2009 7:10 pm ET
by bs
just like Elvis i'm
fat and medicated...destined
to die on toilet
Haiku # 45254, December 18, 2009 7:08 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs ms wordperfect
bull shit more shit piled
higher and deeper [bs/ms/phd] it all
a septic pool here
Haiku # 45253, December 18, 2009 7:07 pm ET
by Septic Gathering
take pity on me
like the weakling lamb i am
i don't want to die
Haiku # 45252, December 18, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
Elvii* have arrived
crooning haikus in total
horrid dissonance
Haiku # 45251, December 18, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by son of septic, bs ms
i always wished for
a life better than this one
sorry i can't cope
Haiku # 45250, December 18, 2009 7:03 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
like pigs to slaughter
squealing for their lives sensing
their destiny's sealed
Haiku # 45249, December 18, 2009 7:02 pm ET
by schlatenhausen fumpf
mirrors make me sad
everytime i like in one
i have to throw up
Haiku # 45248, December 18, 2009 7:01 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
i'm a huge loser
nothing i say is funny
i live with my mom
Haiku # 45247, December 18, 2009 7:00 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
flurry of haikus
pelt this site like the blizzard
soon bearing down
Haiku # 45246, December 18, 2009 6:57 pm ET
by Joey of Bayonne cousin of septic
where've you been
i've been looking all over
checked the toilet twice
Haiku # 45245, December 18, 2009 6:55 pm ET
by bs
to prove it's really
me take my DNA for evidence
open your mouth say.."AAAH"
Haiku # 45244, December 18, 2009 6:55 pm ET
by septic funeral
no fun house this hall
of mirrors where imposters
roam with impunity
Haiku # 45243, December 18, 2009 6:52 pm ET
by septic funeral
i suck your mom's tit
right before my afternoon
naps...i dried her out
Haiku # 45242, December 18, 2009 6:47 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45241, December 18, 2009 6:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
where are you father
why are you not proud of me
flesh of your foul flesh
Haiku # 45240, December 18, 2009 6:33 pm ET
by son of septic
at some point ego
inflates beyond its limits
pop goes the weasel

.......(rodent balloons for sale)
Haiku # 45239, December 18, 2009 6:30 pm ET
by son of septic
you'll never beat me
haiku Judas that you are
now go hang yourself
Haiku # 45238, December 18, 2009 6:28 pm ET
by son of septic
the time has not come
to Get A Life or A Girlfriend
girls are too scary
Haiku # 45237, December 18, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by scorp
bozo can juggle
even more than we all thought
is that a chain saw?

....................(cuts of head)
Haiku # 45236, December 18, 2009 6:16 pm ET
by son of septic
excuse me again
mom dipped my pacifier
in high fructose corn

....................syrup! The white man's poison!
Haiku # 45235, December 18, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by bs
shut up miscreant
zabadooey or "you suck"
whomever you are you fuck
Haiku # 45234, December 18, 2009 6:10 pm ET
by son of septic
i shan't clean my room
no matter what mommy says
i'm a big boy now
Haiku # 45233, December 18, 2009 6:03 pm ET
by scorp
off my meds again!
rollercoaster of love man
my butt's the best ride
Haiku # 45232, December 18, 2009 6:01 pm ET
by scorp
perhaps a vegan
diet might quell your thirst
for blood gentlemen
Haiku # 45231, December 18, 2009 5:56 pm ET
by scorp
vivisection ain't
all that it's cut out to be
pun..ishing fucker!
Haiku # 45230, December 18, 2009 5:53 pm ET
by son of septic
bone marrow has great
nutritional value but
I couldn't deal with

........his incessant screaming
Haiku # 45229, December 18, 2009 5:48 pm ET
by septic funeral
i shall feel your meat
then masticate your gristle
vomit on the bones
Haiku # 45228, December 18, 2009 4:52 pm ET
by septic funeral
I bet that one chic has a big fat stinky pussy!
Haiku # 45226, December 18, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by Tbone
inmates run amok
on the ward shhh! shrinks
are getting their ECT

the dance craze here the
Haldol Shuffle attendants
hold loonies at bay
Haiku # 45225, December 18, 2009 11:20 am ET
by here at funny farm
what if I realized
there's other forums besides
this one and wrote there?
Haiku # 45224, December 18, 2009 10:48 am ET
by bs
what if they opened
a site to write bad haiku
and no one bothered
Haiku # 45223, December 17, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by sounds of silence
I quit my day job
because the head chef ask me
to toss his salad
Haiku # 45222, December 17, 2009 9:09 pm ET
by son of septic
cover me with tattoos
Maori tattoos 'cause I
want to eat your child
Haiku # 45221, December 17, 2009 9:07 pm ET
by Iron Mike
with a haiku pen
he cut them three ways, wide deep
and repeatedly
Haiku # 45220, December 17, 2009 9:00 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
father o' father
why hast thou forsaken me
'twas an accident
Haiku # 45219, December 17, 2009 7:49 pm ET
by son of septic
in it heat it dripped
like a cherry popsicle
chlamydia sucks
Haiku # 45218, December 17, 2009 7:46 pm ET
by son of septic
mad cow disease and
bad haiku..imports from 'cross
the pond to die for
Haiku # 45217, December 17, 2009 7:42 pm ET
by Greenwich mean time
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