Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

to prove it's really
me take my DNA for evidence
open your mouth say.."AAAH"
Haiku # 45244, December 18, 2009 6:55 pm ET
by septic funeral
no fun house this hall
of mirrors where imposters
roam with impunity
Haiku # 45243, December 18, 2009 6:52 pm ET
by septic funeral
i suck your mom's tit
right before my afternoon
naps...i dried her out
Haiku # 45242, December 18, 2009 6:47 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45241, December 18, 2009 6:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
where are you father
why are you not proud of me
flesh of your foul flesh
Haiku # 45240, December 18, 2009 6:33 pm ET
by son of septic
at some point ego
inflates beyond its limits
pop goes the weasel

.......(rodent balloons for sale)
Haiku # 45239, December 18, 2009 6:30 pm ET
by son of septic
you'll never beat me
haiku Judas that you are
now go hang yourself
Haiku # 45238, December 18, 2009 6:28 pm ET
by son of septic
the time has not come
to Get A Life or A Girlfriend
girls are too scary
Haiku # 45237, December 18, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by scorp
bozo can juggle
even more than we all thought
is that a chain saw?

....................(cuts of head)
Haiku # 45236, December 18, 2009 6:16 pm ET
by son of septic
excuse me again
mom dipped my pacifier
in high fructose corn

....................syrup! The white man's poison!
Haiku # 45235, December 18, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by bs
shut up miscreant
zabadooey or "you suck"
whomever you are you fuck
Haiku # 45234, December 18, 2009 6:10 pm ET
by son of septic
i shan't clean my room
no matter what mommy says
i'm a big boy now
Haiku # 45233, December 18, 2009 6:03 pm ET
by scorp
off my meds again!
rollercoaster of love man
my butt's the best ride
Haiku # 45232, December 18, 2009 6:01 pm ET
by scorp
perhaps a vegan
diet might quell your thirst
for blood gentlemen
Haiku # 45231, December 18, 2009 5:56 pm ET
by scorp
vivisection ain't
all that it's cut out to be
pun..ishing fucker!
Haiku # 45230, December 18, 2009 5:53 pm ET
by son of septic
bone marrow has great
nutritional value but
I couldn't deal with

........his incessant screaming
Haiku # 45229, December 18, 2009 5:48 pm ET
by septic funeral
i shall feel your meat
then masticate your gristle
vomit on the bones
Haiku # 45228, December 18, 2009 4:52 pm ET
by septic funeral
I bet that one chic has a big fat stinky pussy!
Haiku # 45226, December 18, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by Tbone
inmates run amok
on the ward shhh! shrinks
are getting their ECT

the dance craze here the
Haldol Shuffle attendants
hold loonies at bay
Haiku # 45225, December 18, 2009 11:20 am ET
by here at funny farm
what if I realized
there's other forums besides
this one and wrote there?
Haiku # 45224, December 18, 2009 10:48 am ET
by bs
what if they opened
a site to write bad haiku
and no one bothered
Haiku # 45223, December 17, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by sounds of silence
I quit my day job
because the head chef ask me
to toss his salad
Haiku # 45222, December 17, 2009 9:09 pm ET
by son of septic
cover me with tattoos
Maori tattoos 'cause I
want to eat your child
Haiku # 45221, December 17, 2009 9:07 pm ET
by Iron Mike
with a haiku pen
he cut them three ways, wide deep
and repeatedly
Haiku # 45220, December 17, 2009 9:00 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
father o' father
why hast thou forsaken me
'twas an accident
Haiku # 45219, December 17, 2009 7:49 pm ET
by son of septic
in it heat it dripped
like a cherry popsicle
chlamydia sucks
Haiku # 45218, December 17, 2009 7:46 pm ET
by son of septic
mad cow disease and
bad haiku..imports from 'cross
the pond to die for
Haiku # 45217, December 17, 2009 7:42 pm ET
by Greenwich mean time
sit on my face and
let our juices mingle thine
essence melds with mine
Haiku # 45216, December 17, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by son of septic
give me sinewy
haikus to gnash I want to
taste its' gaminess
Haiku # 45215, December 17, 2009 5:42 pm ET
by I will pass on the pap
Tourette's boy stuck on
"you suck you suck you suck you
suck you do indeed
Haiku # 45214, December 17, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by anonymous poet sux
you suck
Haiku # 45213, December 17, 2009 2:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
suck..suck..suck..gurgle
odd how these sounds mimic sex
death and infancy
Haiku # 45210, December 17, 2009 1:52 pm ET
by son of septic
haiku #45206 Anon
singular focused robot
it walks and it talks...

push its' button and
it will speak.."you suck" "you suck"
and made by Mattel*

......* - batteries not included
Haiku # 45209, December 17, 2009 1:48 pm ET
by son of septic
"you suck" REDUX
fifteen more syllables and
you've made a haiku

"Haiku Help Line?" It's
me again still stuck on two
syllables, please help!!

thrice a day I suck..le
from Anon's mom's six teats
jackal that she is

....I never tire at this
Haiku # 45208, December 17, 2009 1:41 pm ET
by son of septic
when the image dies
the dream becomes a nightmare
and fades all to black
Haiku # 45207, December 17, 2009 1:04 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45206, December 17, 2009 12:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cuckold heaven/hell
cream pies and facials all caught
on videotape
Haiku # 45205, December 17, 2009 11:47 am ET
by son of septic
what'll come first the
fifty thousandth bad haiku
or leap from the ledge
Haiku # 45204, December 17, 2009 11:43 am ET
by son of septic
the mind is such a
terrible thing to waste here
at the haiku dump
Haiku # 45203, December 17, 2009 11:38 am ET
by it works both ways
the waste is such a
terrible thing to mind here
at the haiku dump
Haiku # 45202, December 17, 2009 11:37 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
blithe spirits roam free
babbling brooks of bad haiku
and misanthropy
Haiku # 45201, December 17, 2009 11:34 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
sybil walks here her
thirteen haiku faces mask
one tormented soul
Haiku # 45200, December 17, 2009 8:50 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
grace jones walking in
the rain at night but Nippress
prefers a crisp dawn
Haiku # 45199, December 17, 2009 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A child? No, think not
Obsessed? Yes definitely
Pre-trans-gender? yes

Illiterate. No
Narrow field of knowledge? Yes
Mentally Ill? Yes.
Haiku # 45198, December 17, 2009 6:34 am ET
by Get A Life of Zabadooooeee
Sky crisp and bright blue
And not a cloud to be seen
It's time for a walk
Haiku # 45197, December 17, 2009 6:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Four One Nine help me
Forty Million waits for you
Please return my call.
Haiku # 45196, December 16, 2009 11:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Haiku Help Line"....I
have two syllables but now
I'm stuck...please help me!
Haiku # 45193, December 16, 2009 7:12 pm ET
by son of septic to anon
"you suck" Wow Anon!!
fifteen more syllables and
you've made a haiku
Haiku # 45192, December 16, 2009 7:08 pm ET
by son of septic to anon
terse retort Anon...
"you suck" is to the point a
bit labile yet strong
Haiku # 45191, December 16, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by son of septic to anon
guilty as charged*
I suckled from your mom's teats
she loved me long time

...........* - "you suck" [Anon]
Haiku # 45190, December 16, 2009 7:00 pm ET
by son of septic to anon
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