give the boy ammo
and he will shoot back and throw
dirt with all his might

as bukkake bride
raised her veil we showered her
with our love juices

as bukkake bride
passed 'neath us we showered
her with liquid love

festering pustules
undaunted he served soup to
those less fortunate

keepin' it real not
possible on a site of
haiku thievery

septic funeral
proud father walks bukkake
bride down the aisle

kusoucy...slavic
for you suck or anagram
to Anon Poet

nose to the window
eager anticipation
blizzard's a coming!

bukkake bride passed
beneath us we showered her
with all of our love

you suck

daddy was an alki
After a fifth of whiskey
OUT came the pee pee
......(and i had suck it)

yes, my dad finger
fucked me and I'm a doctor
So what is your point?

how long can body
parts last in the fridge? was just
asking no reason

your mom was gang banged
by trolls under a bridge hence
toll collector's son

can maggots enter
the penis opening? just
asking no reason

Eyeless hag fucked in
her eye socket the event
so over-rated

I suck but you sucked
off many with just rewards
of herpes simplex

lazing at river's
edge haiku piranhas bask
in crimson waters

you suck

accidents happen
for this i apologize
twas no fault of mine

the hammer and the
sickle are wielded on high
to strike down you pigs

this leg must be cut
fetid infections...by that
i mean my third leg

father outdoes son
son can only bow at the
foot of the master

I once fucked a man
in his tracheotomy
hole it was so tight

take me off fuckin'
life support then the sucking
and gurgling will stop

6000 rounds per minute
puff the magic dragon of
haiku raining death

the sucking's not in
question but to what degree
is it you CRITIC

you suck you suck you
suck you suck you suck you
suck syllables [17]

you suck

what's come over me!!
this strange sensation "zapoop!!"
Ash Nippress are gay

a million died in
Sommes and Ypres so what's a
few more here and there

mine is not to ?????
why mine is just to haiku
and then haiku more

there's no cure for this
venerable venison
slice it into strips

the question has to
be ages old but why am i
such a HUGE loser?

won't forgive mother's
making me clean up the mess
shit-smeared walls haikus

who wants venison
i'll stick septic's head in...make
a tasty stew

a haiku food fight
no one gives a fuck about
what's flung about

that goes for me too
my maniacal brother
won't ever shut up

lambs pigs and mad cows
go into the meat grinder
haiku sausage made

i apologize
i know not what i do here
it's repulsive

........(don't hate me)

just like Elvis i'm
fat and medicated...destined
to die on toilet

bull shit more shit piled
higher and deeper [bs/ms/phd] it all
a septic pool here

take pity on me
like the weakling lamb i am
i don't want to die

Elvii* have arrived
crooning haikus in total
horrid dissonance

i always wished for
a life better than this one
sorry i can't cope

like pigs to slaughter
squealing for their lives sensing
their destiny's sealed

mirrors make me sad
everytime i like in one
i have to throw up

i'm a huge loser
nothing i say is funny
i live with my mom

flurry of haikus
pelt this site like the blizzard
soon bearing down

where've you been
i've been looking all over
checked the toilet twice